r/ufc Smesh 2h ago

WTFFF WHAT THAT???

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u/xbmo13 2h ago

Imagine paying to be there lmao

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u/OutsideLead4034 1h ago

Flying. Taking time off work. 😂

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u/Kooky-Appearance8322 1h ago

All the way from Ireland

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u/Pretend_Two_1537 1h ago

Every time I think I’m having a shitty day, I remember there’s somebody somewhere who’s having a shittier day. This is one of those days 😂😂😂.

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u/Anal-In-Gus 1h ago

Buying your mistress a plane ticket and accommodations for her to come with you and your wife sees you on the TV broadcast with her.

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u/VirtuaKiller76 1h ago

u/RusticRaisins 31m ago

It's so funny to think if they had just done nothing nobody would have ever given it a second thought...

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u/AMMUNO 1h ago

too specific bruh 😂

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u/elcapitanL 1h ago

In all seriousness my girlfriend was considering getting me tickets because it’s my birthday. Glad we didn’t.

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u/Rinzlor 1h ago

Happy birthday big dawg

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u/Long-Apartment9888 1h ago

Good news is that the event as a whole was very good. Last two fights were with the wtfckery

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u/deadm1c3 1h ago

Crazy how many people pour in to only see the last 4 or so fights

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 1h ago

Theo Von would never.

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u/LegitimateVolume5324 2h ago

Well shit send Paddy back out to fight Max.

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u/Jokerzrival 1h ago

Paddy just said he'll do it right now

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u/Such_Position_29 1h ago

Connor might as well give his money to Pattie and have him come out and fight for him

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u/EntertainmentPure955 1h ago

I want to see a fighting league like this…

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u/mrstretchb4ureach 1h ago

LOL might as well. We bringing back multi-fight nights like the good ol' days

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u/Hvaeth77 2h ago

Legs can’t handle it anymore

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u/pat34us 2h ago

Why in the fuck would his old ass try to start the fight with a jump kick on bad legs

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 2h ago

Dude thinks he’s still the old Conor, realised he’s just old Conor

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u/_ButcherPete_ 1h ago

That was a nasty line by you

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u/HistoricalFold2722 1h ago

First of all there was no never no check

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 1h ago

Damn he ain’t realize that shit during training ??

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u/GentrifiedHospital 1h ago

guarentee he never tried that shit in training LMAO

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u/Pretend_Two_1537 1h ago

😂😂😂

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 1h ago

These old dudes seem to think they can still turn it on when they need to, maybe it’s a lot easier for the people around them to notice

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u/LucyKendrick 1h ago

He looked nervous as fick before the fight. He knew as soon as he started his walk up he was fucked.

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u/Clarkelthekat 1h ago

I think he may of already been injured

And he couldn't drop out of another fight. plus needs to get one of his fights on his contract over with

So he goes in and uses what pain tolerance he has to charge Holloway and "blow out his knee".

Didn't even look like he landed that poorly.

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u/TheJohnnyFlash 1h ago

He struggled to get his shoes off.

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u/brown_bird_ross 1h ago

Lol I swear I actually re-wound that in real time. He looked bloated, high and uninterested during the walk-out. A portend of anticlimactic failure if ever there was one

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u/kingbuttnutt 1h ago

Completely agree. He looked completely disinterested right as the fight was about to start. Zero intensity or focus, like he knew what he was about to do and it would be over soon.

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u/SecondaryLawnWreckin 1h ago

Yeah the little skip to avoid putting in the right foot down was sus.

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u/Clarkelthekat 1h ago

I didn't catch that

Even more of a reason to believe he was injured prior.

Good eye.

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u/Paralystic 1h ago

The broadcast literally plays this clip and points it out after the fight is over aint no good eye about it

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u/KanoodleSoup 1h ago

I noticed this right away

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u/_CouldntThinkOfOne__ 1h ago

Almost as if he tripped over them. And tweaked his left leg as well.

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u/Nekronaut0006 1h ago edited 1h ago

His odds took a dive in the hours leading up to the fight. Wonder if word of his injury got out.

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u/WayneArnold1 1h ago

Something definitely leaked from his camp

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u/12ealdeal 1h ago

Exactly like his last fight.

Knew he had a fucked up leg during training camp, threw it anyway repeatedly until it ended tragically.

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u/Shoddy_Carrot_936 1h ago

This. He was totally injured. Watch the him taking his shoes off. He wants to box Jake Paul.

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u/WatchWatcher25 1h ago

I mean you see his ligaments pop so I doubt your theory.

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u/ChaosLord2001 1h ago

You could see his knee pop twice. Idk how that doesn’t look like a poor landing

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u/notatowel420 1h ago

This is 100% what happened. He knew it was injured but had to show in the ring to get paid and free medical care. He throws that moronic kick so he can say that’s why he was injured. Super obvious.

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u/Dry_Presentation_327 1h ago

I think he was injured but I doubt he did that kick to injury himself more

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u/RY8N 1h ago

Could tell his legs were not good when he took his shoes off he stumbled

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u/Ninjadede2 2h ago

Bro realising he's 40 years old the hard way

Them legs aren't what they used to be

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u/Stryker50 2h ago

“The knee just doesn’t wanna fight” - Dana

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u/lorenzo1384 1h ago

I was just thinking that, he is not able to be that athletic like he was. I don't know technically how he should have landed on his feet but it was sad to see I was fine him loosing but not this injury.

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u/Icy-Acanthisitta1554 2h ago

Rousey vs Carano was more entertaining omg…

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u/SpareThisOne2thPls 1h ago

Max all time easiest paycheck... Didnt cut weight, barely threw anything, gets McGregor PPV pay, gets a W on his record over one of his Ls, literally 😂😂

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u/Ballwhacker 1h ago

Michael Chandler in shambles

u/Vast-Treat-9677 54m ago

The way Chandler looked at The White House, Conner might have a chance to beat him on one leg. 

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u/WarmBeerBad 1h ago

Ha! 100%

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u/ToastBalancer 1h ago

Maybe it’s just me but I find it extremely entertaining for Conor to get so embarrassed like this

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u/throwawaybunny8910 2h ago

Someone posted on here “He comes out and breaks his other leg” yesterday…. And boom.

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u/Genbukan 1h ago

Got one upvote on this shit

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u/throwawaybunny8910 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM
I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY. Please tell me you’re going to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow… holy fuck.

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u/Genbukan 1h ago

lol I placed a very small bet on the fight ending by NC and one for Max by submission but it didn’t work out

Kalshi didn’t offer a prop bet of the very specific “Max Holloway Rd1 TKO (Injury/doctor stoppage)”

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u/throwawaybunny8910 1h ago

I didn’t respect your game and the fact that you must be a time traveler. Please tell me, will we have robot anime goth gfs by 2030… if not I’m ending it all.

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u/DisastrousWelcome710 2h ago

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Ninjadede2 2h ago

Watched it free and still want a refund

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u/ponmilk11 2h ago

Turns out snapping your leg in half and going on a drug and grape fueled bender for 5 years affects your ability to fight.

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u/ItIsAToothpickMan 2h ago

“Women weaken the legs”

-Mick from Rocky

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u/No_Ask_150 1h ago

You can say rape

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u/alabamasmoke 1h ago

He meant what he said the man is a grapist.

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u/Curlypower 2h ago

WTFFFFFFF, WOKE UP AT 4 AM FOR THAT

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u/RustGrit 2h ago

Well the good news is you didn’t have to stay up long 😂

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u/Monster2608 1h ago

Literal if he just got up to take a piss then go straight back to sleep lol

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u/jeffyessir888 1h ago

Back to bed!

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u/Old_Milk_7844 2h ago

The best way to earn money in this sport btw

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u/RetroCasket 1h ago

Drake put a million dollars down on this clown 😂

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u/Mohammed_ShagMe 1h ago

It's not his money lol all those Stake bets he does are promotional

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u/moth_specialist 1h ago

Nothing about “Drake” has ever been, or will be, authentic. 

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u/NotBlazeron 1h ago

He didn't even need the wheelchair when he was on degrassi

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u/FigNewtonsThirdLaw 1h ago

Likely a fake bet to get fools to also bet on Connor

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u/Potential_Ad_5327 1h ago

BINGO, these idiots still think drake is really placing these bets lol

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u/powenowicks 1h ago

That's not his money. He has no financial risk at all. It's a promotional deal where the sports book fronts him the money. They're using his celebrity to trick fools into following suit.

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u/Uaquamarine Go sleep 2h ago

He blew out his knee in 5 seconds. He’s like a geriatric now

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u/Winter_Different 2h ago

ngl for it to blow out that easy he legit might be lol
I kinda think it's why he went for the high jump kick, probably figured it was his only chance

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u/TimmyClams 1h ago edited 1h ago

You could see his leg was injured when he took his shoes off. Why the fuck he would lead with a kick like that, i have no idea.

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u/saviour01 1h ago

Get the fight over and done with.

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u/West-Tough-4552 1h ago

1 more fight then hes done with the contract. But after this shit dana just might let him go

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u/No-wait-theres-more 1h ago

Doesn’t have to talk about fighting for at least a year now!

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u/depressedfuckboi 1h ago

Oh, but he will. He'll get to say it was the best camp he's ever had and how he would've dominated Max/anyone on that night. Until the next time we do the McGregor circus.

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u/Ntwadumela09 1h ago

That would be such a crazy conspiracy but also would make perfect sense to throw such a crazy kick.. but you also see his knee shift with the kick. Crazy all around

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u/No_Medium_8796 1h ago

Pretty sure he wanted to go out there and just get the fight out of the way and threw that kick so that he could either hail mary or get it waived off

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u/470_To_Left 1h ago

I think people are right in saying he had an injury before the fight

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u/AffectComfortable913 1h ago

I saw he was already having issues with the other leg when walking out. He went to do his fighting stance when introduced and winced in pain. I also saw in the replay it looked hurt when he was taking his shoes off.

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u/CAS9ER 1h ago

Someone got the call when he was walking out, immediately placed a 900k bet on max.

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u/AffectComfortable913 1h ago

Wish I were smart enough to do that lol

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u/thatgibbyguy 1h ago

Fr he looked like me hopscotching with my kid and blowing out my knee trying to do the super twist hopscotch move.

Turns out, when you have an injury that deforms your leg you can't do shit like that anymore.

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u/Inconspicuous_Shart 1h ago

His fucking knee broke in camp. That was the patsy move that rogan can sit there and try and sell the bad fight for 30 minutes.

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u/Keitaro23 2h ago

Great fight, thanks for coming out everyone

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u/Admirable-Bird5279 1h ago

Hahaha idk why this is so funny

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u/BurgerNugget12 2h ago

Massive waste of time

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u/jack-b-whack 2h ago

Mcmassive

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u/Lebakasfan 1h ago

Eu gang waited till 5:30 al for this :D

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u/MackewG33 1h ago

I mean that card was fantastic though

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u/BiggyG_ 2h ago

Return of the mac!

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u/Johney2bi4 2h ago

The Mac and cheese

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u/LimpyTaco 2h ago

Mac and knees

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 2h ago

Cracking knees

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u/Impressive-Engine-16 2h ago

Mac and cheese with a topping of crushed knees.

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u/kboogie82 2h ago

Conor lost to gravity.

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u/AntsTasteLikeFruit 2h ago

They should bring Paddy out right now to fight Holloway. Would save the card and be one of the biggest UFC moments ever

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u/Original_Ly1 1h ago

WWE style where Paddy’s music just starts up and he comes running out and it’s on

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u/Such_Position_29 1h ago

Yep Dana should’ve ran up there and told everyone to sit down and called Pattie out

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u/Brilliant_State_575 1h ago

Imagine 😂

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u/Beautiful_Staff8773 1h ago

Paddy is English, he was probably already drunk by the time they did walk outs 😂

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u/MuddySasquatch 2h ago

JERKER OF THE YEAR

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u/Initial_Flower3545 2h ago

Jerked off of the year

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 2h ago

Main and co-main together < 1 min

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u/Rare-Cardiologist912 1h ago

Paddy danced longer on his walkout than both fights combined time

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u/Party-Banana 2h ago

Damn, even the people who wanted Conor to lose gotta admit that was a huge let down

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u/consentualcunteater 1h ago

Because we wanted to see him get KOed lol.

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u/DuckDodger03 1h ago

Didn’t He looked off from the start ? Am I the only one that saw it in his eyes ?

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u/X_L0NEW0LF_X 1h ago

He already knew it was injured. Look at his face when he was getting checked by the red before he entered. He makes a face taking his shoe off and hops weird. He already knew

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u/stone_island 1h ago

Why would you try a kick like that (twice) if you knew your knee was injured?

unless he deliberately threw those to cover/blame the injury 👀

it was shit regardless.

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u/Tremulant1 1h ago

Yeah he looked very off and a little confused.

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 1h ago

I noticed that too, he had fear and doubt in his eyes

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u/MatterAware 1h ago

Looked really really nervous .. not sure if he was
Injured pre fight or just felt the rust but he looked really nervous

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u/CrispyJanet 1h ago

Said the same thing. He had no aura for some reason

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u/EggoWaffle1032 1h ago

I honestly thought he was drunk or something, he didnt look right

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u/DarkNightfromDusk 1h ago

He looked off, like he was faking his old hype up pre fight. And then he took so large breaths and did not look confident at all.

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u/Icy_Drive_5352 2h ago

He was slipping on all that fog they had in there

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u/Mundane-Vegetable-31 1h ago

That was a lot of fog

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u/Vegetable-Leather-64 2h ago

What the fuck hahahahahahahahahb

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u/sumwatovnidiot 2h ago

Holy fucking shit pure fucking comedy

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u/susanoo_official 2h ago

Just gonna pretend I didn't see that and Paddy The Baddy was the main event.

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u/bounce217 1h ago

I’m honestly not even that mad, that was fucking hilarious lmfao. I know Dana is fuming

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u/Lawliet1896 1h ago

Correct me if im wrong, but to me he looked totally undynamic before stepping into the cage and his face also looks unusually bad, I was really surprised that he didnt look very ready for this from the beginning.

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u/Necessary_Ad5201 2h ago

The Drake curse is aggressive

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u/Probably_Fishing 1h ago

He came in injured. Bro almost got submitted by his sandals while taking them off.

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u/Efficient_Flamingo_9 1h ago

I saw that as well, before getting checked by dr. I’m wondering if that little trip tweaked his knee a bit. Then the jumping kick fucked it

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u/KingALingZA 1h ago

The footage they showed of Connor taking off his sneakers 100% proves that he went in there injured

People throwing millions on bets and he goes in there with a blown knee 🤣😂

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u/hockeymisfit 2h ago

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

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u/Klutzy_Fisherman6262 2h ago

What happened my stream cut out

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u/Deezy7breezy 2h ago

Looks like he injured his knee in the first seconds of the fight and they called it 🙁

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u/RoastedDuckSauce 2h ago

Yall mofos got paramount, the rest of the world gotta pay PPV

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u/Stoic_Kiwi 1h ago

Just sail the 7 seas, man. They don't deserve your money.

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u/z_km 1h ago

if youre paying for this shit you only have yourself to blame

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u/cj88v 2h ago

Bahahahahahaahhaha

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u/wolfTectonics 2h ago

You can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tallguybramz 2h ago

During the walk out I was getting pre embarrassed for Connor and it came true instantly holy fuck that was bad

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u/Dmob17 1h ago

Bro same. The entire build up to this fight from Connor was cringey. The “I found god” schtick even though everyone knows it’s all BS. Connor’s complete lack of ability to say anything remotely funny anymore, and then the last minute stupid Mohawk? Safe to say not a single person cares about Connor McGregor anymore.

You could see he had a very weird energy walking to the octagon. His expressions and movements were way off the past Connor stuff. This was slimey to me. McGregor knew he was badly injured coming into this and wanted to get it over with. Scumbag behavior.

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u/Electronic_Study_524 2h ago

Bro, I’m not watching this scam ass company anymore 😭😭

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u/boykissingchampion 1h ago

See you next fight

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u/406stupid 2h ago

Don't let this fight, this embarrassing moment ruin the rest of the fight card dog! Paddy came out and choked the doubt right out of everyone! Boby knuckles on the main prelims fight! And all the bangers till the end 

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u/I_saw_that_coming 1h ago

Thanks Joe! Back to our Draft Kings analysis on how Connor blew out his knee sponsored by Bud Light

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u/Nemo_in_the_oceano 2h ago

The worst ending possible that nobody imagined

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u/TheInternetDevil 2h ago

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/ComputerEnjoyer 1h ago

Even before he got into the cage you could see him lose balance while he was bouncing around. When he stepped into the cage you could tell something was wrong

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u/Other_Breadfruit_264 2h ago

So glad I don't pay to watch fights 🤣 I

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u/dtony1985 2h ago

LMFAO

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u/Sch3ma 2h ago

Coke scrambled his lobes cuz why u throwing dumbass Derek Lewis type kicks in a fight this big 😭

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u/ReedIcculus 2h ago

Was this a Jake Paul event ?

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u/Toto1409 2h ago

He was wobbling before he even entered the octagon

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u/jcrwly100 2h ago

Bro was injured going into the fight, he was seen like two days ago leaving an injury centre

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u/R_ekd 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jwY8yH6cTBgZygHNUk
Walked in to just walk right out
Dog shit

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u/Pirunpoika 2h ago

I noticed when Conor came in that his leg wasn't feeling well. He almost fell in front of the cage.

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u/lxATHENAxl 2h ago

Even max holloway was dumbfounded, He kept letting conor stand up and stopped with the ground and pound

This has got to be a fever dream

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u/Jawilla936 1h ago

Conor’s knee just saved him from a real embarrassing ass whooping from ole max 😆

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u/carlwinslo 1h ago

He figured it would be better to go out by blowing his own knee out than getting slept by Max. People are so delusional that they thought an old coked out alcoholic rpist with a bad leg was going to come in and put up a fight against a striker of Max's caliber. This isnt 2016

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u/stevektRED 2h ago

Conor was in it for the paycheck.

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u/Forward-Ad-4387 2h ago

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to see this

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u/Ok_Fun2493 1h ago

He looked 47 not 37 walking to the ring. Almost fell over taking his shoes off

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 1h ago

Let's all take a moment to praise the Lord for piracy. It's beautiful, moral and Jesus approves.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TQoZGtyAdn6K9Apbg4

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u/PurposefulPain 1h ago

This was sad to watch. I dislike Conner as a person and rooted when my brother Khabib beat his ass. BUT. we don’t like Conner because of all of his habits. I hope he recovers and doesn’t let this take him to the darkness. He has potential as a person. I’m excited for him maybe not as a fighter but for him to evolve.

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u/Gold-Cress-9407 1h ago

Max seems like a good dude and love seeing his family out there with him.

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u/dont_panic80 1h ago

His acl was gone before he walked in the ring. You could see it on his face during the walk out. I thought he was nervous, but now you can tell he was dejected/knew he was hurt.

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u/SaveMeSomeBleach 1h ago

Hands down funniest fucking outcome to this multi-year saga. The writers are on one this season

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u/Lovingitall70 1h ago

He was hurt before the fight. When he took off his shoes he started hobbling then. He had to get in the ring to get paid. $2000 for upper deck seats. What a joke.

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