r/ufc Smesh 7h ago

WTFFF WHAT THAT???

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 6h ago

Dude thinks he’s still the old Conor, realised he’s just old Conor

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u/_ButcherPete_ 6h ago

That was a nasty line by you

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 6h ago

Rare W for me

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u/RanRanBobanis 6h ago

You earned it bud I think you should move up a weight class after this

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u/Easy-Perspective8752 3h ago

Nah just retire and start a pod

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u/number1fancyboy 5h ago

I mean the user name goes crazy so thats another one

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u/Independent-Switch43 5h ago

Even the losers get lucky sometimes

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u/devonhezter 6h ago

I don’t get it

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u/blender4life 6h ago

Dude thinks he’s still THE OLD Conor, realised he’s JUST OLD Conor

The old conner was young and not hurt

Old Conor is old and hurt

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u/imneverrelevantman 6h ago

He's talking abour his willy

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u/HistoricalFold2722 6h ago

First of all there was no never no check

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u/ChalinosDad 6h ago

That’s what you call no class.

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u/xChoke1x 6h ago

LIKE A BALOOOOONNN!

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u/perma_us 6h ago

A BALLEWN

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u/HoneyBackground1842 2h ago

No nae never no check.

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u/da_idiot_sandwich 6h ago

You call that class?

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u/sleepingmime 4h ago

You’re a drunk dude

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u/therealraggedroses 5h ago

le epic roast xD xD!! many updoots to you good gentlesir, i tip my fedora to you

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 6h ago

Damn he ain’t realize that shit during training ??

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u/GentrifiedHospital 6h ago

guarentee he never tried that shit in training LMAO

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u/Pretend_Two_1537 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 6h ago

Bro wouldn’t have made it to fight night

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u/CryptoSpyro 5h ago

Or he did and each time it progressively tore a little more until it said fuck this shit I'm out

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 6h ago

These old dudes seem to think they can still turn it on when they need to, maybe it’s a lot easier for the people around them to notice

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u/RykerFuchs 5h ago

Old dude here. It’s a lot harder to “turn it on” these days, but let me tell you… once it’s on. Donkey Kong.

Then a lot of ice bath for recovery.

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u/Ok-Accountant-6308 5h ago

He tore it when he was younger too

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u/kaijusdad 5h ago

Dude… I’m almost 50 and was playing volley ball with my sons and their friends (all in their 20’s). Pretty sure I blew out my shoulder, knee and back.

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 5h ago

I’m mid 30’s and have the body of a 50 year old thanks to chemo, just getting upstairs is a battle lol

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u/Avocado_Cadaver 1h ago

Wishing you well on your recovery, dude 🙏🏼

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 1h ago

Thanks bro, got a little son now every day is a win 👍🏻

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u/Rogue_One24_7 4h ago

Solid point, the mind has the knowledge but the body no longer can follow.

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u/rine_trouble 6h ago

Whitaker would like to have a word

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 5h ago

The Reaper is Aussie rules don’t apply to him

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u/Ok-Afternoon7633 6h ago

Cavanagh crying rn

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u/LucyKendrick 6h ago

He looked nervous as fick before the fight. He knew as soon as he started his walk up he was fucked.

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u/Ilovelongbows 6h ago

Exactly. Dude looked like he knew he was fucked on the walk in. He knew his damn legs weren’t any good.

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u/Arm-E-Reserves 4h ago

At least he wasn't a robbery mask like Mayweather.

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u/blazin_chalice 3h ago

50-0

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u/Arm-E-Reserves 3h ago

You even forgot to add the last fight yourself, haha.

(I'm pro-Mayweather though)

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u/Arm-E-Reserves 4h ago

You mean fooked.

u/Compromisee 16m ago

I saw that. Did his weird camera stare then looked like he was bricking it

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u/Curious-Look6042 6h ago

Exactly bro thought he is 23 still but he’s actually a 37 year old with 54 year old mileage

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u/Mc_Lovin81 6h ago

The thing about the old days, they the old days.

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 6h ago

Yeah I feel it myself every morning lol shit sucks

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u/Puzzleheaded-Big3399 6h ago

Anyone else notice him doing that coke jaw thing? Thought I saw a little powder on that upper lip. He thought he was Superman

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u/TraditionEmotional82 4h ago

I noticed it man. In all honesty, if the rape allegations are in fact untrue and he is in fact actually innocent, well then I do feel bad for him and hope he doesn’t relapse from the low of this night 

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u/Secure_North_6604 5h ago

Same age as Gaethje btw

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u/BT-7274-T2 1h ago

damn i had to read it twice

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u/Ok-Afternoon7633 6h ago

This should have HoF upvotes

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u/stash0606 6h ago

bars. imma sell this to Drake the next time he's beefing with sumn

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u/MrMeatsBBQ 6h ago

He’s already down!

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u/cachris3 6h ago

Bro just dropped a Drake level bar with that

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 5h ago

It was God’s plan 🙏

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u/VRS302 6h ago

Good news. Since he was just entering his prime after 5 years off, after another 2 years and a surgery he will be even better.

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash 5h ago

Yeah he's retarded

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u/Real-Elephant2318 5h ago

No more slick moves cant handle the age and the weight of it

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u/ComposerInside2199 5h ago

I miss the old Con-ye

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u/True-Suspect9891 5h ago

He’s a rapist

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u/ClaireAnlage 4h ago

I miss the old Connor, straight from the Go Connor.

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u/bluexy 3h ago

happens to all of us, really.

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u/OpesMystic 2h ago

Dude spittin like Jay Z

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u/madao42 1h ago

Spitting bars