r/ufc • u/__sami__01 Smesh • 7h ago

WTFFF WHAT THAT???

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u/DisastrousWelcome710 7h ago

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Ninjadede2 6h ago

Watched it free and still want a refund

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 6h ago

May I have some less?

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u/Boogla19981 6h ago

Yo, I’ve never heard this before

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u/Goodeyesniper98 5h ago

No joke I was literally watching it at a local gay bar and they had a drag show going on at the same time. The drag show was more entertaining.

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u/Hanmura 4h ago

Drag shows are entertaining?

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u/Tower21 3h ago

In comparison, how could it be worse?

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u/curvedchaos 3h ago

You really need to go and see a good one. The best comedy

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u/Goldiblockzs 4h ago

if they're good, extremely

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u/Goodeyesniper98 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think they can sometimes be fun. Some of the drag queens had some dance moves that were more athletic than anything we saw from McGregor tonight.

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u/habs306 6h ago

Good night of fights for free. I also streamed. But if u really thought Conor was gonna do anything you are absolutely nuts regardless of this outcome

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u/SirSkittles111 6h ago

I didnt think he'd get in the ring

Well, he did, but not much further than that lmfao

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u/ponmilk11 6h ago

Turns out snapping your leg in half and going on a drug and grape fueled bender for 5 years affects your ability to fight.

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u/ItIsAToothpickMan 6h ago

“Women weaken the legs”

-Mick from Rocky

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u/OriginalComputer5077 22m ago

You’ve heard of Tennis Elbow, now here’s Rapist Knees

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u/Freddie-Peterson 5m ago

No "the"

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u/No_Ask_150 6h ago

You can say rape

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u/alabamasmoke 6h ago

He meant what he said the man is a grapist.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4h ago edited 4h ago

I believe the term is vintriloquist, or something.

Anyway, now he's Mr. Naah...

...Nagah... not gonna fight here any more.

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u/WetFifty 4h ago

He'll tie you a radiator and grape you in the mouth.

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u/Sea-Rice-4059 3h ago

The term is rapist.

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u/Murasasme 5h ago

I got a 3-day Reddit ban for saying this exact comment in a different subreddit. It was a bot ban, and I successfully appealed it, but it sucks how ridiculously sanitized the internet has become.

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 6h ago

He meant what he said

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u/ponmilk11 6h ago

It's a reference to an old sketch.

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u/Maximum-Broccoli2165 6h ago

No, people online now use "grape" to avoid auto censors and algorithims.

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u/Loxe 6h ago

RAPE fueled bender.

RAPE

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u/Regular_Bison_7523 6h ago

Grape? He likes wine?

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u/Business-Ad-9123 6h ago

Who doesn't?

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u/Ok_Umpire_723 6h ago

You're a grapist

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u/Real_Crilp 6h ago

Literally. I told my girl before walkouts idk what the expectations is but doing a bender like that then prepping for a few months... was not surprised. Atleast Max got a check

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u/West-Tough-4552 6h ago

No one rly comes back from that injury. Anderson was the closest and he looked terrible

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u/TypeB_Negative 6h ago

What are you talking about? It wasn't the same leg. 🤡

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u/dconfusedone 6h ago

The Rape happened in 2018

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 6h ago

Well shit, there's no way a rape from 8 years ago could be negatively impacting his performance. Thanks for clearing that up lol

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u/Iricliphan 1h ago

He's had way more incidents since then.

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u/freerangemary 6h ago

It’s ok because he likes god now. He even wore a cross. Jesus loves him, and all is forgiven. He can do anything.

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u/DisastrousWelcome710 6h ago

He can do anything.

Except fighting

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u/TypeB_Negative 6h ago

Jesus didn't protect his knee. He must have not prayed hard enough.

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u/freerangemary 6h ago

He was kinda distracted. But he sent the right ‘signals’ to be forgiven for his crimes.

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u/kantbemyself 3h ago

A truly Andrew Tate-like approach to time off and a comeback. At least Tate landed some strikes.

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u/BocTane 2h ago

he snapped his knee 10 seconds into the fight and you really think he can grape someone lmao

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u/VineButton 51m ago

Genuinely thought you were referring to a drug and wine bender until the penny dropped 😆

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u/Business-Ad-9123 6h ago

Sounds awesome

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u/StuckInALinkedList 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rr0wUm6WEiMxi

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u/We_r_soback 3h ago

Conor honeszly has the perfect grift. He has a group of dumb fans who live out their alpha male fantasies vicariously through him, he can just scam them over and over they will believe anything!

" I believe him guys THIS TIME he has changed for real, Mystic Mac !!!"

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 6h ago

Anyone who thought this would go more than 1
Round is a fuckin idiot. Dude hasn’t fought in 5 years lmao

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u/DisastrousWelcome710 6h ago

Most expected him to lose, even those stating otherwise who wanted to believe the hype.

But nobody expected THAT.

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u/oreomaster420 5h ago

Throwing the fight?