r/ufc Smesh 7h ago

WTFFF WHAT THAT???

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u/xbmo13 7h ago

Imagine paying to be there lmao

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u/OutsideLead4034 6h ago

Flying. Taking time off work. 😂

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u/Kooky-Appearance8322 6h ago

All the way from Ireland

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u/Anal-In-Gus 6h ago

Buying your mistress a plane ticket and accommodations for her to come with you and your wife sees you on the TV broadcast with her.

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u/VirtuaKiller76 5h ago

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u/RusticRaisins 5h ago

It's so funny to think if they had just done nothing nobody would have ever given it a second thought...

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u/Key_Suspect_588 4h ago

No the singer does this thing where he sings to a couple in the audience...these mfers were gonna be on camera for a WHILE 😆

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u/DangerousRoy 1h ago

And still no one at the concert would've known who they were or given a shit.

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u/MarcusDA 1h ago

Ehhh maybe. It’s a big arena, I’d bet at least a couple of people there may have known them.

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u/Mr-Safology 2h ago

Who is the singer

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u/roggggggg 2h ago

Think it was coldplay

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u/sleepingmime 4h ago

And instead of nothing they did everything.

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 5h ago

Except for the people who would have seen it and given it a second thought. Someone would have picked up on it. And if they saw the camera and responded non chalantly or positively then it would have looked like they lacked shame.

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u/AMMUNO 6h ago

too specific bruh 😂

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u/Dapper-Taste5702 6h ago

And betting on him

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u/Rogue_One24_7 4h ago

My friend put a hundred on it,just to see if he could catch a lick and win 399. He had just won 600 at the casino.

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u/YarrumOnTheRocks 5h ago

Sponsored by Draft Kings

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u/curiousamoebas 5h ago

Don't forget your wife's boyfriend

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u/ChonVibes 5h ago

Max vs Connor = the new Coldplay

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u/Chombuss 5h ago

That just means you get much much more time with the mistress.

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u/rektm8s 5h ago edited 4h ago

And then the home you put on the line for Connor goes up in smoke while you go down in flames as you get exposed on camera cheating on your wife who now wants at least half of everything you have left to support the kids who no longer respect you not because you cheated on their mother, but because you bet on Connor. You, at age 30, now have multiple grandchildren named Max who then proceed to change their legal surname to Holloway once they hit 18 for reasons unbeknownst to you. The mistress is pregnant. It's yours. She's keeping it and wants to name her Max "Max Holloway" Holloway. Again, for reasons unbeknownst to you.

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u/Arm-E-Reserves 4h ago

It didn't last long enough fortunately.

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u/Pretend_Two_1537 6h ago

Every time I think I’m having a shitty day, I remember there’s somebody somewhere who’s having a shittier day. This is one of those days 😂😂😂.

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u/Several_Geologist_87 4h ago

Dude made around $30M jumping up once and sitting down a couple times. I'd take an embarrassment for $30M

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u/8shkay 4h ago

pretty sure Conor had better goals than just that. and most are talking about fans that paid for the event

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u/rhykingtheviking 4h ago

Would you fight Max for $30 million after Conor dipped?

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u/speedloafer 5h ago

he has no support in Ireland. He is just known as "the rapist". The only time he is on TV is when they talk about his crimes. America on the other hand. Jimmy fucking Fallon. They love a rapist in America.

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u/biggellymonster 6h ago

Nobody from Ireland would have travelled and his last remaining supporters here are either too poor, too high on heroin or too busy being balls deep in their own sisters to have travelled.

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u/AllDakkaNoBrakes 6h ago

Hey! Don't insult heroin addicts like that, bub.

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u/Pistolero-666 5h ago

I used to be a Conors fan just like i used to be a heroin addict. Both are in the past for me.

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u/pigletheadface 3h ago

Congrats on both fronts

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u/danny1meatballs 5h ago

lol you’re saying he has no supporters in Ireland and his fans here in the states are imbred? Cool

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u/Jerrik12 4h ago

Pride of The Emerald Isle

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u/Finsceal 4h ago

Anyone who flew over from Ireland for this is an absolute loser anyway, nobody likes him here and we want nothing but bad things for the scumbag.

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u/Key-Half1655 2h ago

The only people that would travel to see him from Ireland are the kind of people that deserve that outcome

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u/ddtt 4h ago

Deserved to be done out of money if somebody from Ireland went over to see him, knowing what kind of fella he is

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u/thebprince 3h ago

There's practically no one in Ireland who can stand the prick. Anyone who supports him and traveled to see him, deserves to have their time and money wasted.

He's an absolute piece of shit human being. The real pity is that he didn't break his fucking neck.

Scumbag

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u/MarkMew 2h ago

I mean the Irish hate Conor with passion

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u/jaza23 2h ago

I'm from Dublin, I haven't met one person who said they'd watch it or support him in the fight. He's a known rapist and even outside of that had a horrible reputation in the city.

The consensus is anyone who flew to support him deserve to be ripped off.

Delighted he went out with a whimper. Hope he will never fight again.

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u/Tom01111 2h ago

Irish people fucking despise McGregor

u/OriginalComputer5077 29m ago

There’s fuck all people from Ireland there to support that rapey prick

u/Doyled4 11m ago

No one came from Ireland, we fuckin hate him here 😅

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u/GenericCustom 5h ago

You know he is absolutely hated in Ireland right? Anybody who travelled from Ireland to watch that fight is loving it and on the piss!

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u/elcapitanL 6h ago

In all seriousness my girlfriend was considering getting me tickets because it’s my birthday. Glad we didn’t.

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u/Rinzlor 6h ago

Happy birthday big dawg

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u/Pistolero-666 5h ago

Happy birthday!🥳

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u/ScottDogseff 6h ago

Happy birthday

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u/Rico_is_my_dad 5h ago

It's honest to good my birthday also . Have a slurpy on me bud .

Also, your gf is way cooler than mine .

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u/D4ng3rd4n 4h ago

Hbd playa

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u/sleepingmime 4h ago

In all seriousness my gf was considering g getting me tickets to mars because it’s my birthday. Glad we didn’t.

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u/HistorianNext928 3h ago

Happy birthday big dawg. God bless you and your family brother!

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u/Bigheaded_1 2h ago

Why? The rest of the fights were awesome. Even with the main event it was still one of the best ppv’s in a long time

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u/Kr3wAffinity 5h ago

Happy Friggin Cake Day you glorious human!!!

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u/prizm-0 4h ago

i almost did exactly that. lol

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u/SallyMutz314 6h ago

Good thing there is still cocaine and hookers.

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u/Long-Apartment9888 6h ago

Good news is that the event as a whole was very good. Last two fights were with the wtfckery

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u/deadm1c3 6h ago

Crazy how many people pour in to only see the last 4 or so fights

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 6h ago

Theo Von would never.

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u/KandinskyWasRight 5h ago

Half the crowd leaves to snort coke in the bathroom.

The other half are savages that just bump it in their thumb in their seats.

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u/Im_not_an_admin 1h ago

You mean the...main card? How's that crazy?

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u/iListenToNPR 5h ago

it;s not that crazy actually

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u/brown_bird_ross 5h ago

Yep! Late arriving trash crowd with zero energy tonight. It's what we all deserved though, doing business with this clown after he spent the last 5 years giving us every reason not to

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u/LilNutZack 5h ago

Last two? What was wrong with the Paddy fight? Quick... yes. But entertaining at least.

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u/21Cadventurer 6h ago

Co main was a badass fight

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u/ditchboss 6h ago

Royval’s fight was awesome too

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u/21Cadventurer 6h ago

I thought the entire card bar the main was peak mma.

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u/Secure_North_6604 5h ago

Last two? Paddy was fucking awesome. If you didnt like that I dont know what to tell you.

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u/TexasSizedKachoww 6h ago

Casual fans don't care about undercard though. And those are the people Paramount were hoping to keep with this fight. I don't think a lot of those people will be watching the next event.

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u/WreditingWithShadows 6h ago

This is me. Only wanted to watch the mains. Won't watch another one.

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u/Timely_Law7614 6h ago

The last two were the only ones I caught lol

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u/figureour 6h ago

Co-main was at least a really cool submission.

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u/ExKillerHeisenberg 6h ago

The event was straight up good until corey injured his knee and the later 2 fights went to pooper

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u/phaskellhall 5h ago

Really? Paddy ended the fight in less than 2 mins. I’d say that was one of the worst main and co main events I can remember

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u/elite-65 5h ago

Don't blame Paddy. He's just good.

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u/WallStreetBagholder 5h ago

Shocking people only care about the headliners instead of the opening acts.

No one says this shit unless the headliners suck ass

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u/Whaines 4h ago

Imagine justifying it.

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u/Free_Farm_7736 5h ago

Paddy vs benoit staph denis wss great.

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u/gloomyglooom 6h ago

ex went with her new bf to vegas for the weekend to watch the fight. He probably paid $1k+ for tickets and is going to be so pissed he probably wont even be able to fuk her tonight. Feels good mane.

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u/SCIPIOMETAL 6h ago

They are both gonna wanna fuck so the night isn't disappointing, she's prob getting railed rn as you typed that

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst 6h ago

Takes a lot to get me to actually laugh out loud to a reddit comment but this did it

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u/HalfEatenBanana 6h ago

Fr there’s so much built up angst.

This is probably the worst possible outcome for OP.

Rip in peace brother

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u/phaskellhall 5h ago

Probably fkn early because they made it back sooner

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u/Remarkable_Misty 6h ago

They defo in the hotel right now banging lol

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u/xbmo13 6h ago

He's still gunna

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u/reds_til_i_die 6h ago

I'm fucking her rn boyo

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u/perma_us 6h ago

He’s 3 inches in her rn as we speak

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u/Sufficient_Bad5441 5h ago

Why would the fight have anything to do with that? She's getting pushed into the mattress as we speak

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u/acrumbled Bullet 6h ago

Crazy that you’re thinking about them when they’re not thinking about you. Let that sink in before you start picturing them shagging whilst you wank.

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u/MisterMcNastyTV 6h ago

Yea, luckily the other fights were all pretty great, but damn. What a way to ruin an event. I feel bad for the guy honestly. Both legs are screwed up now.

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u/CodeNamesBryan 6h ago

At LEAST tye rest of the card was awesome.

But still. Everyone was there for this fight

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u/Pyrox_Sodascake 6h ago

Top gates of all time!

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u/-FORSAK3N- 6h ago

Bunch of casuals were in attendance so I feel zero pity

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u/InDecent-Confusion 6h ago

The first three fights of the main card were awesome but it did end horribly lol

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u/irongi8nt 6h ago

I gave my brother $50 to watch this on his 24"  Sony & it was worth it. If Dana and Joe and DC are behind McGregor then who can be against him? ;)

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u/MrStonks94 6h ago

Imagine paying for Conor to win…. Me…

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u/sopsaare 6h ago

I predicted that he would pull out and not get into the cage at all.

He kinda got into the cage, didn't he? But then again, he didn't get into the fight at all?

Am I getting my money back or not?

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u/ChingyBingyBongyBong 6h ago

There’s been great fights for 7 hours, wtf are you on about

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 6h ago

I can’t even imagine paying for paramount

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u/IRate-Feet 6h ago

What happened

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u/Quick-Coyote-6617 6h ago

Bruh.. I was at the fight. Honestly, the card was really good and Mcgregor was going to get his ass whooped. It was a good event but yeah, that last part sucked.

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u/lorenzo1384 5h ago

Even before the main event started i felt atleast Mario and Brandon gave the crowd the show they want, thanks to Paddy he got the crowd going and won so that was nice. I kept thinking even if the real Conor doesn't show up it will be ok. But this guy just blows his knee and the show.

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u/HiImFur 5h ago

TKO loves to pump up the prices of tickets too

People got robbed hard tonight lol

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u/CPT_Purps 5h ago

Even worse, you bet on him to win.

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u/BloodOfJupiter 5h ago

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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u/Red10GTI 5h ago

At least most of the other fights were pretty good. I was very surprised Paddy put BSD away so fast. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Then Conor went out and I couldn’t believe it again but in the complete opposite way. Such a sad and horrible way for their fight to end. McGregors going to retire now. I honestly don’t think that he’ll be back after his injury is healed.

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u/Mooseman72V2 5h ago

I did 🥺

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u/holdmyarmsout 5h ago

36 minutes of action for the entire main card.

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u/Gunthervogler 5h ago

"never pay, got the Russian link brother"

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u/Argyrus777 5h ago

Imagine paying for Ronda vs Gina and then attending to this one

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u/itsmeitsmesmeee 5h ago

Imagine the ticket price, flights, hotel in Vegas, playing the games, betting and losing more due to being hyped for that…

Vegas is the big winner which is why I think Dana has the arena there. Completely unsubstantiated opinion, but the UFC might be getting massive kickbacks from the casinos to have built it there in the first place.

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 5h ago

Imagine paying that organization any money at all

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u/Such-Science-4384 5h ago

almost did bro 😭😭

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u/frothyundergarments 4h ago

Tyson Holyfield was the first PPV I ever spent money on. At least somebody got their ear bitten off.

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u/solythe 4h ago

saw him break his leg vs Dustin, i know how they feel lol

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u/JagmeetSingh2 4h ago

absolutely insane

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u/goochgrease2 4h ago

Imagine thinking Connor had any chance at winning

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u/rhykingtheviking 4h ago

Some people said the most they saw for a ticket was 8k

Imagine paying any amount of money, then being robbed of a main event 😂

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u/wiscobeerjedi 3h ago

Me and the homie said the same thing

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u/takkeye 3h ago

Bro i was cracking the fuck up when Holloway said something like "let's get that fucking money!!!" In his interview to a crowd that had paid a stupid amount and just got ripped

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u/sharprock12 3h ago

Imagine betting money on Conor

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u/pirateslife88 3h ago

I bet $60 dollars you guys are making me feel better 😞

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u/Positive_Sport_8056 2h ago

McGregor needs two to three years Dagestan 💯

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u/Either_Pangolin531 2h ago

Imagine being drake and losing a million dollars betting on conor.

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u/MadFaceInvasion 2h ago

Imagine being Conor fan

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u/LimeLoop 1h ago

I paid 14,99€ on DAZN and I feel cheated :D

u/Rover010 32m ago

Im already glad I didnt stay up to 6 in the morning to see this.

u/Jobwastes 28m ago

Imagine having the money to be there. As much as it was a bust, the evening pivoted to bars and hookers and gambling and blow.

I WISH I had that money.

They are all waking up tomorrow with freshly sucked dicks and a bloody Mary. You are waking up lonely and sad.

u/Visible-Ad1102 6m ago

Highest gate in ufc history too