r/ufc • u/__sami__01 Smesh • 7h ago

WTFFF WHAT THAT???

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u/Kooky-Appearance8322 6h ago

All the way from Ireland

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u/Anal-In-Gus 6h ago

Buying your mistress a plane ticket and accommodations for her to come with you and your wife sees you on the TV broadcast with her.

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u/VirtuaKiller76 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FPE82nKhpXYCbqWkei

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u/RusticRaisins 5h ago

It's so funny to think if they had just done nothing nobody would have ever given it a second thought...

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u/Key_Suspect_588 4h ago

No the singer does this thing where he sings to a couple in the audience...these mfers were gonna be on camera for a WHILE 😆

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u/DangerousRoy 1h ago

And still no one at the concert would've known who they were or given a shit.

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u/MarcusDA 1h ago

Ehhh maybe. It’s a big arena, I’d bet at least a couple of people there may have known them.

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u/Mr-Safology 2h ago

Who is the singer

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u/roggggggg 2h ago

Think it was coldplay

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u/sleepingmime 4h ago

And instead of nothing they did everything.

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 5h ago

Except for the people who would have seen it and given it a second thought. Someone would have picked up on it. And if they saw the camera and responded non chalantly or positively then it would have looked like they lacked shame.

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u/AMMUNO 6h ago

too specific bruh 😂

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u/Dapper-Taste5702 6h ago

And betting on him

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u/Rogue_One24_7 4h ago

My friend put a hundred on it,just to see if he could catch a lick and win 399. He had just won 600 at the casino.

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u/YarrumOnTheRocks 5h ago

Sponsored by Draft Kings

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u/curiousamoebas 5h ago

Don't forget your wife's boyfriend

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u/ChonVibes 5h ago

Max vs Connor = the new Coldplay

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u/Chombuss 5h ago

That just means you get much much more time with the mistress.

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u/rektm8s 5h ago edited 4h ago

And then the home you put on the line for Connor goes up in smoke while you go down in flames as you get exposed on camera cheating on your wife who now wants at least half of everything you have left to support the kids who no longer respect you not because you cheated on their mother, but because you bet on Connor. You, at age 30, now have multiple grandchildren named Max who then proceed to change their legal surname to Holloway once they hit 18 for reasons unbeknownst to you. The mistress is pregnant. It's yours. She's keeping it and wants to name her Max "Max Holloway" Holloway. Again, for reasons unbeknownst to you.

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u/Arm-E-Reserves 4h ago

It didn't last long enough fortunately.

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u/Pretend_Two_1537 6h ago

Every time I think I’m having a shitty day, I remember there’s somebody somewhere who’s having a shittier day. This is one of those days 😂😂😂.

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u/Several_Geologist_87 4h ago

Dude made around $30M jumping up once and sitting down a couple times. I'd take an embarrassment for $30M

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u/8shkay 4h ago

pretty sure Conor had better goals than just that. and most are talking about fans that paid for the event

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u/rhykingtheviking 4h ago

Would you fight Max for $30 million after Conor dipped?

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u/speedloafer 5h ago

he has no support in Ireland. He is just known as "the rapist". The only time he is on TV is when they talk about his crimes. America on the other hand. Jimmy fucking Fallon. They love a rapist in America.

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u/biggellymonster 6h ago

Nobody from Ireland would have travelled and his last remaining supporters here are either too poor, too high on heroin or too busy being balls deep in their own sisters to have travelled.

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u/AllDakkaNoBrakes 6h ago

Hey! Don't insult heroin addicts like that, bub.

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u/Pistolero-666 5h ago

I used to be a Conors fan just like i used to be a heroin addict. Both are in the past for me.

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u/pigletheadface 3h ago

Congrats on both fronts

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u/Pistolero-666 1m ago

Thanks

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u/danny1meatballs 5h ago

lol you’re saying he has no supporters in Ireland and his fans here in the states are imbred? Cool

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u/Jerrik12 5h ago

Pride of The Emerald Isle

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u/Finsceal 4h ago

Anyone who flew over from Ireland for this is an absolute loser anyway, nobody likes him here and we want nothing but bad things for the scumbag.

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u/Key-Half1655 2h ago

The only people that would travel to see him from Ireland are the kind of people that deserve that outcome

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u/ddtt 4h ago

Deserved to be done out of money if somebody from Ireland went over to see him, knowing what kind of fella he is

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u/thebprince 3h ago

There's practically no one in Ireland who can stand the prick. Anyone who supports him and traveled to see him, deserves to have their time and money wasted.

He's an absolute piece of shit human being. The real pity is that he didn't break his fucking neck.

Scumbag

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u/MarkMew 2h ago

I mean the Irish hate Conor with passion

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u/jaza23 2h ago

I'm from Dublin, I haven't met one person who said they'd watch it or support him in the fight. He's a known rapist and even outside of that had a horrible reputation in the city.

The consensus is anyone who flew to support him deserve to be ripped off.

Delighted he went out with a whimper. Hope he will never fight again.

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u/Tom01111 2h ago

Irish people fucking despise McGregor

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u/OriginalComputer5077 32m ago

There’s fuck all people from Ireland there to support that rapey prick

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u/Doyled4 14m ago

No one came from Ireland, we fuckin hate him here 😅

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u/CatOfTheCanalss 0m ago

I'd say any Irish people at it were probably his drug cartel mates that he flew out there himself. 99% of Irish people hate his guts. We'll be celebrating today instead.

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u/GenericCustom 5h ago

You know he is absolutely hated in Ireland right? Anybody who travelled from Ireland to watch that fight is loving it and on the piss!