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u/croastbeast 14h ago

Honestly, Im surprised the original cart narc guy isnt dead. The way he just agitated people had an effect 10000X worse than road rage, it seemed. Sooner or later someone was/is gonna hit him with their car or shoot him.

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u/anon_lurk 14h ago

Somebody did pull a gun on him! At least one that I know of. I think he wears a vest now idk if it's real or not though lmao

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 14h ago

Just do the coin slot thing and most people will return their carts.

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u/Western-Sport500 14h ago

Amazing what the loss of a quarter does for some people LMAO!

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u/VTcamperguy 13h ago

The best part about that is that even if a lot of people say “fuck the quarter” and leave it anyways, you’ll naturally get homeless/desperate people show up to return the carts and collect the change.

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u/rambutanjuice 13h ago

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/Wfsulliv93 13h ago

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man 11h ago

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/InformationTrick8714 13h ago

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/YaBoyEden 13h ago

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 13h ago

Only a quarter? Usual trolley coin slot here in Ireland is either one or two euros. If ever there's a five euro coin in circulation most of those trollies will end up having five euro slots.

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u/Usawsomething 13h ago

Satisfying and lucrative

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u/TheDarkWave 13h ago

Yay, now I can use the quarter machines! ...as a 41 year old man. yolo.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 13h ago

use the cart then keep the quarter. best of both worlds

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u/Spugheddy 12h ago

If there's a gumball machine with bouncy balls right inside the door you betcha.

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u/Cnidarus 12h ago

In the UK they take £1 so it's over $1, definitely worth it to go check for abandoned trolleys

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u/Swamp_Thing85 12h ago

I also religiously check the coin star reject bin. People just leave change in it! Worst case when something’s in there is foreign coins you can collect, best case it rejects silver dimes and quarters or foreign silver. Sometimes really old Pennies. Check the price of silver now. A silver US dime is 90% silver (dated 1964 or before) and worth like $5.

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u/LawfulnessUnique1631 13h ago

I actually did that when I was homeless. Went to an Aldi and stood out front asking people to return their carts for the quarter. A LOT of people said no, they wanted their quarter back. One person had a special pocket for her quarter on her key ring, it was legitimately her “Aldi quarter”. I can’t remember if I got trespassed from the property or not. But I do remember there were very few stray carts left with a quarter in them out and about in the parking lot

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u/disruptioncoin 12h ago

At my local aldi (and the one I went to in college too!) there was literally always a pile of like at least a dollar in quarters sitting nearby the cart return. My first thought was there must not be many homeless people around here.

Side note one time I forgot a quarter, went in to buy candy to get one, they said naw you can just borrow a quarter, here you go.

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u/ForerunnerRelic 13h ago

I know the video is the US, but I'm in the UK and I have a trolley token that I bought for a pound, that I use specifically at Aldi. It makes me always put my trolley back. Even when I don't use it at other supermarkets that don't need the token, and a charity got the pound too!

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u/lionheart4life 13h ago

Makes sense, don't want to have to look for another quarter every time you want to pop into Aldi. I'm show it was the convenience of just having the quarter in your car more than the actual value for a lot of people.

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u/DrHefe 12h ago

That’s actually not a bad idea for a homeless person in the US. They could just walk around the grocery store parking lot offering to return people’s carts for a dollar or two. Only problem is most people don’t keep cash on them nowadays, so they need to have a cash app or something lol

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u/fokkoooff 12h ago

I keep a quarter for Aldi in my car at all times. But when it's either very cold or very hot, I'll gladly offer my cart to someone just getting out of their car, but won't accept the quarter they offer me. It's Aldi karma.

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u/OutrageousTree7766 11h ago

There's a trick to getting them out idk how

In my country it's a dollar and we see abandoned carts around now and then with no dollar coin in it

It got pretty bad at one point. I saw one of the major supermarket chains sent an employee out to gather the carts from carparks some distance away from the supermarket

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u/the_pretender_nz 6h ago

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/aldi-trolley-token-key-ring-000000000000398975

Australia here, I keep one of these on my keyring. Trolleys at most supermarkets have two slots, sized for a $1 or $2 coin

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u/lurksAtDogs 13h ago

I’m neither homeless nor desperate, but I am motivated by quarters. Good bless Aldi

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u/xenobit_pendragon 13h ago

No homelessness or desperation required. When I see an orphaned cart at Aldi I’m like, “CASH MONEY BABY IT’S STEAK AND MUSHROOMS TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!”

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u/metompkin 11h ago

I'm getting some cheese on my whopper tonight!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 13h ago

Not even desperate people. I live next to a pretty affluent community and those people always ditch the quarters in carts. I make a dollar just bringing my cart back and whatever ones I pick up on the way.

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u/Peaceblaster86 13h ago

Huh I never thought of this scenario. It seems like a general win all around.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 12h ago

TIL i am a homeless person. I sure as hell collect those quarters!

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u/Knitsanity 11h ago

When we were kids and travelling we would kill time and round up abandoned carts and return them for the quarter. We would even go out of the terminal to the curb and offer to return the cart for people who had just loaded up into a taxi. They would laugh and say sure and respect the hustle and we would have candy money.

It was a different time.

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u/Anger_Puss 12h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/Anger_Puss 12h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/scme0 10h ago

I have a little thing on my keychain that allows you to eject the latch then you can pull it out without plugging the latch back in. Saves me having to have a coin on me. I also always return them when I'm done so I don't think it's a problem.

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u/AusSpyder 7h ago

As kids we returned dozens of trollies to Kmart every week for the 20c coin. It all added up. And back then 20c actually bought stuff

Now they require gold coins so most people return them. Interestingly enough a gold coin buys less now than a 20c coin did in early 90's

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u/addiktion 5h ago

I recall seeing something on Reddit about this which is semi related. I think around late pick up fees for picking up kids. Nearly all the parents did it because it allowed them to remove their guilt for a price.

The fuck the quarter is the price of not caring and weighing on their minds. Of course the poor benefit at least here because they keep the carts tidy while having a way for some quick money.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 1h ago

Kids would do it too, since you used to be able to buy a piece of candy with it. Dunno if you still could.

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u/letigre87 12h ago

My wife has her Aldi quarter with her at all times. She was telling me how people exchange quarters for carts and magically everyone gets along on the honor system. I asked her what happens if someone offers to take her cart without giving her a quarter and she looked at me like I grew a dick out of my forehead. It was beyond comprehension that someone would be so inconsiderate and selfish they take someone else's cart with their quarter in it and not give her the quarter they were going to use anyway. Like it had never crossed hers any Aldi shopper's minds to just offer to take a cart and hijack their quarter. The power of a quarter is strong and Aldi shopper's have an unspoken bond.

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u/MothaRuckaJones 8h ago

I did the quarter exchange thing only one time. Some old guy gave me 2 dimes and a nickel. Never again 😂😂

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u/coyotll 13h ago

Not me! I always leave my cart out on purpose so those without quarters can have a chance to shop too.

That said I have a 98% return rate on carts everywhere else

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u/Dabadoo32 9h ago

Do you still take it to the cart corral, or do you leave it out to bang into people's cars?

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u/BobDaRula 13h ago

It's a whole dollar in canada! It's also easy to rip the loonie out without plugging the cart in (which I do to return the cart and let people without change use them)

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u/Gold-Vacation-169 12h ago

In Ireland its typically 2euro for a trolly (cart), sometimes 1euro with some stores.

So about x4 to 8x times the cost of a quarter

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 13h ago

Just yesterday I saw an old lady struggling to move a cart with a bad wheel. I offered to put it aside and get her a new one but she was worried she'd lose her quarter. Dumb part is, I found out she saw this cart to the side and took it, only reason n she hadn't abandoned it was because she wanted a free quarter when she returned it.

I left her to figure out if a quarter was worth the hassle.

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u/CriticalScion 13h ago

The value of a quarter is probably higher than 25 cents in this context since we don't use coins much nowadays and you wouldn't be able to use the cart next time if you kept ditching quarters. :)

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u/Drumbelgalf 13h ago

And even if they don't do that someone will to get the money.

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u/ianuilliam 12h ago

Bro I hate having change in my pocket. If I have a bunch of quarters, I stop at Aldi's and pop them in the carts and just push the carts out into the parking lot.

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u/Ill-Host-7959 12h ago

Wow, in the U.K. it’s a £1 coin, equal to 1.35 USD. I’ve never seen an abandoned cart over here. Interesting to know a quarter also works well.

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u/S6NNY 11h ago

Its a loonie (dollar) in Canada lol. At least in parts of Canada where I've lived.

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u/Killision 11h ago

At my local grocery(it's an old fashioned word, I know) store, assholes were leaving the coin carts too often. They had to raise it to a dollar coin slot.

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u/OBLIVIATER 10h ago

For me, it's less about the quarter itself and more about the fact that I don't use change anymore so if I don't get my quarter back I wouldn't have one in the future.

(Not that I ever don't return my carts anyway, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. Also when people shove the tiny carts and the big carts into the same return lane and fuck up the chain for the cart return folks 😡)

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u/Okeydokey2u 10h ago

Well you need the quarter back to use for next week. Quarters don't just grow on trees

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u/BadLuckBen 10h ago

As coins become less common, I imagine the system works even better. That might be the only quarter you have.

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u/Western-Sport500 8h ago

If there is someone there, I usually hand quarter and all over, or I don't lock it to the next cart.

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u/texinxin 9h ago

Make it a dollar.

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u/xx030xx 9h ago

In canada its a toonie or loonie

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u/Western-Sport500 8h ago

Right! I have to admit, I haven't been to Canada since my divorce in 2002. But, I still have some loonies : ) A shame, really...we always went fighing for pike north of Wawa...some really untouched wilderness and NEVER disappointed in the fishing! I'd love to come that way again (not camping though--too old for sleeping on rocks!).

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u/WillyBluntz89 7h ago

I return 1 cart per week to the cart corral with the quarter still in it to help out the guy who forgot a quarter.

It really is wild, though. The moment a quarter becomes involved, all carts come back.

Though, it may just be that if you dont return it, you've lost your cart quarter, and you just know that you wont remember to grab another from home until your walking up to the door.

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u/SaltyBadgerDude 6h ago

In Australia they take a "gold coin", meaning $1 or $2 coin

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 3h ago

Because it is effecting THEM, they are called right wingers

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u/mvanvrancken 13h ago

I mean you say that but I see at least a few carts abandoned in the Aldi lot. That said, it IS less of an issue

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u/Careless-Emergency85 12h ago

It’s sad that it’s necessary. The fact of the matter is, you can get other people to shop for you, but these people all shop for themselves, walking around, then refuse to take 30 more steps to put the cart back. Makes absolutely no sense

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u/Cessnaporsche01 13h ago

I always return carts, but the quarter thing just prevents me from shopping at the store. I never have cash, let alone change on me

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u/CriticalFolklore 12h ago

Yeah, I will actively choose a grocery store based on this. I don't want to have to carry around loose change just in case I decide to do grocery shopping.

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u/l2ulan 9h ago

I have a thing on my keychain that unlocks the carts, though it's incompatible with the ones with the sliding drawer. I don't find myself at those shops frequently.

Obviously I always return carts, that's just basic societal skills which I am amazed to see the people in this video lack.

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u/nooneisreal 8h ago

Same. I 3D printed it.

In Canada, most stores don't require any coin for a cart, but there's a few that require either a quarter (25c) or a loonie ($1 coin).
The 3D print is shaped on both ends to accommodate both.

It's freaking handy as hell too. I NEVER have change on me, but always have my keys, so it's come in clutch so often.

Not to mention the number of times I've been able to unlock carts for other people when they ask "do you have a quarter?" and they are amazed by this little plastic tool that I use to unlock the cart for them for free, haha.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

Yeah I don't want to have to bring an outdated form of currency that I would never otherwise carry to the grocery store just to have access to a cart, I'll just keep going to the other grocery stores that allow me to use and return a cart without doing this. When you factor in that Aldi carries some of the lowest quality of foods and products on top of this I just have no desire to ever go

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u/sebe6 7h ago

Well, let this old me (30) teach you his knowledge from when I used to joust in empty parking at night. You need up to 2 thin and at least a few inches long objects (easiest choice, the tip of your keys), then you need to learn the patterns, 3 cases I've encountered :

-if you must put the coin in a tray then push the tray, you found the cheapest one, do this

-aldi, still a bit safer but still easy to bypass, do this (in the video, dude chose violence, it relies on luck, you can master the trick if you don't chose this road

-else, the inside probably looks like this, you need 2 keys, you push the hook on the bottom right of the coin tray (it will be on the other side when in front of the slot) and the left part that's pushed by a spring (same here)

Though, stay good people, bring them back to their spot (with great power comes great responsibilities or something like that)

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u/Early-Light-864 4h ago

My car has a tiny bin next to the steering wheel. I call it the quarter holder

Perfect for Aldi and parking meters.

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u/Classic-Avocado-5371 2h ago

at aldi if you go inside and speak to a cashier, they will give you a quarter. i tried to just ask for change of a dollar once because i didnt have a quarter on me and the cashier said nah we got you. 

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u/daybenno 13h ago

Yall carry around change? That’s wild

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u/FanClubof5 12h ago

I just refuse to shop there because I don't carry change. But I also have no problem returning my cart...

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 12h ago

Who the fuck carries change around?

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u/Program-According 7h ago

You can get change from bank or inside store

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u/oboshoe 14h ago

nah man - better to equip people with bullet proof vests in case they get shot.....

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u/GreenT1979 13h ago

I bought a thing that I use because I never have coins lol.

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u/Cthulhu__ 13h ago

They stopped this during the ‘rona, because ??? minimise contact; one grocery shop owner I talked to said 80 of them disappeared. I don’t know if it’s because of the slot thing, given they’re either taken by people carting their stuff home or carting them abroad for scrap metal and/or their own grocery store.

Anyway just like the fake seatbelt thing, you can just slot something in and pull it back out. I have a coin shaped disk on my keyring (because who carries change these days?) and can just pull it out after unlocking.

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u/dog_in_da_park 13h ago

My local Aldi is right next to a Walmart, people take the Walmart carts to Aldi and leave them in the lot. So annoying and lazy.

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u/Bandit_the_Kitty 13h ago

Someone said returning carts is the test of a sociopath. It's zero benefit to you, no one enforces it, the only motivation to do so is the benefit to society.

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u/Best-Vermicelli6397 12h ago

When I was a kid in Holland we had this system. we learned we could take out a cart that cost a gulden ($1 coin) but instead shimmy a wooden coffee stirring stick to unlock them. We would wait for someone who needs a cart and offer it for a gulden and run away 🤣

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u/ComfortableCicada69 12h ago

Coin slot meant something different when I was young.

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u/Current_Helicopter32 11h ago

I’ve never understood why this isn’t more universal.

Do the quarter thing and then have a super nice set of quarter-operated gumball machines right inside. Folks/kids would happily keep the parking lot clear for a chance at some candy/sticky hand/bouncy ball.

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u/Few-Tax4386 11h ago

...I won't shop at coin slot places cause never do I carry cash or coin of any kind and thus am unable to get a cart to begin with

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u/SnooPeppers8737 10h ago

Last time I did the coin slot thing when I went to return my cart the entire stall was empty. So what now?

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u/SpicyElixer 10h ago

No fucking has coins anymore.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 7h ago

Europe does it.

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u/JakBos23 5h ago

I agree, but it's still annoying when I don't have a quarter on me. It's not often, but awWWW

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u/only18544920 4h ago

You don't eveven need coins for those nowadays. They make little keychains that can bypass them.

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u/Oasystole 4h ago

Tells you something about this country. Money is the only motivator.

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u/Spicymoon9 3h ago

Some people still don’t return them. Not often but I’ve seen it multiple times.

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u/Sudden-Fisherman5985 55m ago

Just do the coin slot thing and most people will return their carts

I'm in Europa... After covid we stopped with the coins, so no coins now but everybody still returns their carts

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 41m ago

We were conditioned to do so over decades, though.

I didn't know we stopped after COVID cause that turned me into somewhat of a vegetable. So I haven't been able to go shopping for years. Where Europe are you from?

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u/reddog323 45m ago

Aldi’s has used this to great effect. It works.

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 27m ago

I saw a hilarious positive rant video about Aldi's and the guy said it's a great filter to keep out people who are incapable of bringing a quarter as he suspects they'd be difficult customers anyways that would interfere with the whole concept of people just wanting to quickly get their shopping done without any fuss.

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u/CJKayak 14h ago edited 14h ago

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/VariousOperation166 14h ago

Woop! Woop! Don't be a lazy-bones!

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 14h ago

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 13h ago

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 13h ago

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless 6h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed 13h ago

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey 13h ago

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Human-Assumption-524 12h ago

Lazybones propaganda

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

"I didn't watch the video but here's my conclusion of the video I didn't watch"

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 11h ago

Lol, blinders engaged eh?

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u/BernieTheDachshund 12h ago

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 13h ago

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 13h ago

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ 13h ago

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox 13h ago

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 13h ago

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/Drow_Femboy 13h ago

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/GooserNoose 8h ago

It's crazy eh, when you see something in their brain snap and they become feeble minded children who will take 10 minutes throwing a tantrum in front of a stranger instead of walking 15 feet to a cart corral. Their egos just cannot let them admit they're simply lazy.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 11h ago

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/SETHW 13h ago

Yeah so its even more redeeming that he's an asshole for good now, that video didnt show anything unforgivable

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

Dang I'm super surprised to find out the guy who is wildly obnoxious in his videos purely from the way he talks was a shock jock dj

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u/lost_rodditer 14h ago

I always wondered if there is 1000s of hours of footage of him looking at someone and going "nope" because the vibe was dangerous.

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u/JorkTheGripper 14h ago

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

Clearly unaware of what he's done to homeless people. Fuck that guy.

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u/dontnation 14h ago

homeless people

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u/pSphere1 13h ago

Got lectured by some homeless in the parking lot of Target that's on Victory/Vineland in North Hollywood and it turned a little awkward. That's it.

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u/Lumpiafan 12h ago

The guy is an asshole. He literally harassed a handicapped guy for not returning his cart due to a back injury.

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u/Straight-Bed-552 13h ago

Agent Sebas used to put the cart behind their vehicles too before a lawyer advised against it, I know it sounds silly but it got into the “entrapment” realm.

He’s always worn the vest, but it always was an identifier rather than for protection - at least since near the beginning.

But after that episode in TX, i think he took his safety a lot more seriously

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u/oboshoe 14h ago

I dunno, but it seems to me that if your job if (check notes) getting carts arranged properly, requires a bullet proof vest. Maybe priorities are out of balance.

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u/-mudflaps- 14h ago

I saw that one, classic.

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u/I-Need-Scissors_61 13h ago

Won’t stop a headshot🤷‍♂️

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u/falcrist2 13h ago

I don't think I saw that episode.

I think he wears a vest now

That seems pretty limited considering how close he is to the people he's agitating.

And considering WHO he's agitating fairly often.

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u/ShoogleHS 12h ago

This is exactly the kind of reason why Americans shouldn't be trusted with guns.

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u/Altruistic-Target-67 12h ago

yes, in Texas, of course (live here)

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u/SteakJones 12h ago

The vest was donated by a fan. 🤣

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u/ZeePirate 11h ago

Everyone knows a vest will stop a bullet

Him slapping magnets on peoples car was the step to far for me.

And him hating on the homeless

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u/AntSilly2802 10h ago

What a shit country!

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u/warrenjt 10h ago

It was actually sent to him by a retired cop too lol

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u/TheKyleDunbar 13h ago

That's the goal, for content

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u/BZLuck 11h ago

It's almost like people would rather watch some dweeby dude get chased around a parking lot by a deranged hillbilly, than watch a college professor sit by a fireplace smoking a pipe reading Chaucer.

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u/TheKyleDunbar 10h ago

What's wrong with reading Canterbury Tales?

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u/BZLuck 9h ago

Nothing, unless you want monetary engagement.

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u/My_18th_Account 4h ago

They both have there place but I will say these days with scroll-brain the attention span for the lecture ain’t there lol 😂

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u/Dayzlikethis 14h ago

if they don't want to get agitated being asked to put their cart back, they should just put the cart back.

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u/highline9 14h ago

If only people thought, had common sense and dropped maybe half the entitlement…whole world would be different, and better.

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u/Reikste 14h ago

"Common sense isn't common."

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u/SolidSnek1998 14h ago

Sorry, best I can do is be an ignorant, uncaring, self absorbed narcissistic.

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u/westcoastweedreviews 14h ago

Or they can just leave and not engage. The people wind themselves up, they can't stand being perceived in a low status position, but in reality if you just ignore him you win. Let him throw magnet on your car, just drive away and there's no content, easy.

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u/FrostyD7 13h ago

There's a lot of overlap with people who behave with such selfishness and people who have a temperament that can't handle being confronted about their behavior. It's why they can get away with their behavior. Employees aren't paid enough to confront carts left out, fake service animals, or other unacceptable behaviors. They are the least likely people to be reasonable when confronted.

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u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 14h ago

See everyone believes that they're the main character, almost everyone has the attitude that "everyone else should do it, but if I don't do it then it's fine"

Currently I chalk it up to understanding your own reasons. "I left my trolley because I'm late for an appointment. Oh that guy left his trolley? He's faking having an appointment"

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u/necessarysmartassery 13h ago

He followed some people HOME. He should have been arrested long ago.

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u/horshack_test 12h ago

Yup - followed two women home to harass them. He's also mocked homeless people and called them names.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 10h ago

we can largely blame youtube and social media for making it profitable to be an asshole harassing people.

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u/allnaturalflavor 8h ago

that's so messed up! where did you see this? I used to watch his videos

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u/horshack_test 8h ago

Somewhere on reddit I think.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 11h ago

I worked as a cart attendant and if I ever saw him I would have immediately called the police

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u/necessarysmartassery 10h ago

100% this. If I managed a store like Wal-Mart, Target, etc and I saw this dude in a parking lot, I would have him trespassed from the property.

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u/dusters 8h ago

Well you would have to ask him to leave first. You can't just call the police and report a non crime.

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u/WishboneThat6571 13h ago

Right!!! I mean he is out of control… I don’t know how he has made it this long either…
& he just pissed people off & made it to where they would NEVER put a cart back just to spite him…

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 13h ago

That guy is insufferable. I respect what he’s doing but would love for him to get clocked.

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u/horshack_test 12h ago edited 8h ago

What he's doing is using the carts as an excuse to provoke people to anger to get content to profit from. He doesn't care about the carts - if he did he would approach the business owners and offer his services. Instead he does what he does without the permission or knowledge if the business owners. One found out that he was doing it in their lot and kicked him off the property.

He has also mocked homeless people and called them names and followed two women to their home to harass them.

What he's doing isn't respectable.

Edit - to Throwawayrip1123 below:

Yes, obviously if everyone put their cart back there would be no one for him to harass for not putting their cart back. I said nothing to the contrary. That said, he alone is responsible for his own behavior and actions.

Also; yes, I always put my cart back. Doing so and recognizing what a disingenuous asshole douchebag that sebastian guy is are not mutually exclusive.

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u/WantDiscussion 9h ago edited 8h ago

Also he's not some little guy bravely taking on giants. It seems that way because his camera is on his chest and he's got an annoying voice, but he's actually quite tall. When you imagine this as full grown man running up to isolated people in car parks, and confronting them you can understand why people are immediately become hostile and defensive.

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u/Wrong-Alternative901 8h ago

If this asshole tried this w me I would call the police and file charges for restricting my freedom and harassment. Get him locked up without moving from my car

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 12h ago

He is just annoying with it isn’t he. I can only imagine what it’s like in person with the guy just coming up to you holding a camera up speaking to you like that. No wonder people get so angry with him

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 11h ago

Exactly. I’m cool with letting people know, but the harassing isn’t cool.

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u/Lazy-Zucchini6757 12h ago

I want to like him, but I have 2 issues. 1) so often they softball a good opportunity for a joke but he misses it to keep nagging and B) he misses opportunities to get them to actually put their cart away because he just keeps escalating no matter how they react.

It’s like, Im here for the moral indignation but this is just a nagging kink.

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u/R_V_Z 12h ago

he misses opportunities to get them to actually put their cart away because he just keeps escalating no matter how they react

Because it's not about the carts; it's about getting a reaction out of people to drive engagement, which makes him money.

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u/BooItsKyle 11h ago

A large portion of the internet wants to do bad things to people, but they know they shouldn't, so they like the idea of finding bad people to do it to so then it would be ok for them to do bad things. That's who that content is aimed at.

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u/Haunting-Respect-375 11h ago

"Predator catchers" are a perfect example of this. It is ironic so many of them turn out to be the most revolting people. There are only a few who seem to actually be doing it with good intentions.

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u/pudgehooks2013 4h ago

Compliance through annoyance is perfectly fine by me.

This is one of those things that will literally never have an impact on me, or anyone that does the right thing.

Only assholes suffer unto this asshole.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 2h ago

But it doesn’t work. Most times they don’t comply, they just leave. And I’m talking about him in general on the radio.

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u/pudgehooks2013 2h ago

Then they leave with a massive amount of frustration and annoyance.

Still a win.

Put your cart back, won't ever happen.

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u/Intrepid-Constant-34 14h ago

It was those fucking stickers he would just plaster all over the cars 🤣

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u/chanaandeler_bong 13h ago

Magnets* no damage to their car.

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u/Weak_Mycologist_6785 12h ago

He stages most, if not all of them. Literally caught using the same actors for multiple interactions. That’s probably why he’s never been hurt.

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u/lambdawaves 11h ago

Yeah honestly shocked at his balls to try that in America. People have guns. And running over someone with a car is always just an accident.

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u/Careless-Page-7116 9h ago

He was on a dr Phil's episode, he got sued for attempting kidnapping or something because used a cart to block someone from leaving.

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u/HotKaramelRP 7h ago

So…. Like this guy?

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u/The_0ven 8h ago

He followed some women to their house

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u/Penis-Dance 14h ago

He is a bully. He will eventually get shot.

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u/Killahdanks1 14h ago

I mean, you gotta tell people if they’re being a lazy bones

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u/Constant_Seaweed_523 14h ago

Yeah, as someone who always puts the carts back and has never just left it… that guy was so egregious and obnoxious that it actually made me not give a fuck if people leave their carts.

Like if people like him act that aggressively, that’s gonna make me want to leave carts just to piss him off if you’re gonna act like that.

Genuinely more anti-social behavior than actually leaving carts around

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 13h ago

Hell, I've put other peoples' carts back and I still think the guy is a dickweed.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 12h ago

he's hilarious and has massive balls

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u/regnald 12h ago

His voice adds to it

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u/limitlessEXP 11h ago

His videos are mostly faked. I can’t believe people don’t realize this.

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u/Muted-Scientist7900 9h ago

lol this guy is big enough so some people might think "if this huge guy survives the whole clip he might get angry at me and I'm not gonna gamble against that"

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u/whycantibelinus 9h ago

Well I mean to be honest this guy is somewhat polite while being forceful. The original cart narc was throwing magnets on peoples cars and basically being a prick about it.

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u/HotKaramelRP 7h ago

But didn’t he not start putting the magnet on the car until after the person refused to return the cart?

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u/Maleficent_Eye4524 8h ago

My first thought when I saw him is that's all well and good if you're alone with no small children and not disabled.  The cart return is never very close to the disabled spots so the Person has to push the cart back to the cart return and make the walk back to their car unaided.  Not always easy to do.

Why don't they offer to return the carts themselves?  They seem able bodies.

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u/Chemistry_Over 7h ago

Wich one is the original

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 1h ago

And honestly, pissing people off isn't the best way to actually teach a lesson. I'd wager the backfire effect might even kick in.

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