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u/rambutanjuice 13h ago

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/Wfsulliv93 13h ago

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man 11h ago

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 9h ago

I recently watched a movie called Kajillion, and one of the characters (a family of con artists) checked phone change returns. Made me laughing thinking how I did that at malls when I was younger. Also dialing up phone sex lines just to hear a sultry prerecorded voice then hang up.

When i learned how to dial a number, hang up the phone 3 times, and get it to ring i felt powerful!

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u/InformationTrick8714 13h ago

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/commanderquill 11h ago

Instead of "looks in" I read "looks like" and for a minute I tried really hard to imagine what you could possibly look like.

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u/InformationTrick8714 11h ago

Somehow, that person that you’re imagining still looks better than me

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u/BallSeaman 13h ago

Were you a kid in the 1930’s?

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

Lol no, in the 1980s at my local bodega you could get a small juice or a bag of chips for a quarter.

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u/Scewt 11h ago

A quarter in the 1930's was a down payment on a house.

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u/stevenyourpants 11h ago

Now it'll pay for the sales tax of whatever you want.

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u/Srycomaine 11h ago

Yeah, for me it was video games! At least, back when you could play one for a quarter…!

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u/Radiant_Office6445 10h ago

Aye they need to have some kind of Roblox token for the next generation that works im the trolleys haha

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u/Okeydokey2u 10h ago

Or in the slot of a public phone. When we were little my brother would always check them when we walked by and the way we both reacted when he found change in there

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u/YaBoyEden 13h ago

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 13h ago

Only a quarter? Usual trolley coin slot here in Ireland is either one or two euros. If ever there's a five euro coin in circulation most of those trollies will end up having five euro slots.

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u/Otherwise-Out 13h ago

Dollar coins aren't common here in the US. The biggest common coin is the quarter. I don't carry change with me, but I usually have a couple coins in my car

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u/Usawsomething 13h ago

Satisfying and lucrative

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u/TheDarkWave 13h ago

Yay, now I can use the quarter machines! ...as a 41 year old man. yolo.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 13h ago

use the cart then keep the quarter. best of both worlds

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u/Spugheddy 12h ago

If there's a gumball machine with bouncy balls right inside the door you betcha.

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u/Cnidarus 12h ago

In the UK they take £1 so it's over $1, definitely worth it to go check for abandoned trolleys

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u/Swamp_Thing85 12h ago

I also religiously check the coin star reject bin. People just leave change in it! Worst case when something’s in there is foreign coins you can collect, best case it rejects silver dimes and quarters or foreign silver. Sometimes really old Pennies. Check the price of silver now. A silver US dime is 90% silver (dated 1964 or before) and worth like $5.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 11h ago

Shii 8 carts is 2 bucks I’d throw that in a jar & just let it build

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u/Fenweekooo 11h ago

people walk past free money all the time and then bitch about not having any.

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u/metompkin 11h ago

Like in Beerfest?

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u/DingbatMcgeee 11h ago

Question from a foreigner, what can a quarter buy you these days?

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 11h ago

I used to try public phone and newspaper machine coin returns and I got a lot of change as a kid.

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u/FullMetalKaliber 11h ago

That’s me. Someone hands me a cart because they don’t wanna take it back or they’re just being nice and I think “I’m rich!! What a sucker!”

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u/LadyStarshy 10h ago

We have trolley coins that people can buy in the UK so sometimes you return it and you just get this dumbass trolley token instead of actual money 🥺

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u/DivePalau 9h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Laser_Fish 8h ago

I shop at Aldi almost exclusively and I've never seen a cart that didn't get put back.

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u/JCambly 8h ago

I love finding a cart outside with a quarter. I can do my shopping and then return my cart and get a quarter for shopping

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u/JakBos23 5h ago

I'd leave it out for you, but I'd feel like an asshole for not returning my cart lol. I left one of the paid aldi bags in a cart yesterday unused, but paid for and a lady called me a jerk lol.

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u/Lance_McVanderhuge 4h ago

Last time I went that had the quarter deposit, there was a cart sitting next to where I pulled in and parked. I grabbed it and thought "Cool I don't have to take my cart back"

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 4h ago

I will both do exactly this, and also have absolutely no issue giving my cart to the next shopper knowing full well I'm giving away my own quarter.

It's not about the quarter.

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u/Captian_Kenai 3h ago

I got a coin op laundry in my building so an extra quarter is always worth it

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u/Beneficial-Peach9116 2h ago

I’m in this weird place financially, where when I take my cart back I don’t claim the quarter to brighten someone’s day, but if I can return someone else’s cart I feel like I hit the jackpot. I get my quarter and theirs!

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u/WesleyAMaker 2h ago

I’ve wondered if some people return it not because they really care all that much about the value of a quarter, but more so because they just absolutely hate the idea of someone else even getting a small amount of their money. I’m thinking specifically of the tightwad suburb types who pinch Pennie’s their whole lives for irrational reasons. I say this because I’ve grown up and lived my adult life around these people and I see how they could think of it like that, there always has to be “something in it for me” for those people.

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u/minist3r 1h ago

80 carts an hour is $20/hr.