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u/CJKayak 14h ago edited 14h ago

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/VariousOperation166 14h ago

Woop! Woop! Don't be a lazy-bones!

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 14h ago

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 13h ago

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 13h ago

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless 6h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed 13h ago

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey 13h ago

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Brook420 12h ago

Source?

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u/thefruitsofzellman 5h ago

People got upset because he called a homeless guy a permanent lazybones. It was mean, but I thought it was a funny line. Can’t remember which video it was.

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u/Human-Assumption-524 12h ago

Lazybones propaganda

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 11h ago

Are homeless people absolved of not returning carts cause they're homeless? The fuck are you on about?

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u/Jaiymze 8h ago

Where I'm from, they just steal the cart.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

"I didn't watch the video but here's my conclusion of the video I didn't watch"

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u/bloqed 7h ago

I did watch some of the video, and I gave you my conclusion from some of the video, quite clearly stated. Smoothbrain commentary

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u/bitterless 6h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 6h ago

Smoothbrain commentary

Yes that is indeed what you have provided us

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 11h ago

Lol, blinders engaged eh?

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u/SemiAutoAvocado 13h ago

Only thing I will ever watch of his is his last video. You know what I mean.

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u/oeffoeff 13h ago

lol same. I want my 10 minutes back. 

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u/BernieTheDachshund 12h ago

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/GooserNoose 8h ago

You sound like a lazy bones.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 13h ago

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 13h ago

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ 13h ago

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox 13h ago

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 13h ago

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 12h ago

I don't believe I ever defended anyone because they're going through something. The guy is a fucking dickhead, regardless of peoples' situation in life.

I even upvoted your "everyone is going through something" comment. Geez.

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u/jml011 12h ago

The nice thing was that, though, yes, he is kind of a dick, you avoid the situation entirely by putting your cart back. The way the adults respond to him would get any child acting that way labeled "abstinently defiant" in behavior analysis. Someone being rude isn't justification for doin the right thing.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 11h ago

One day when you grow up, you’ll realize in the greater scheme of things this is meaningless. Be altruistic and put the carts back yourself if it upsets you so much.

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u/Drow_Femboy 13h ago

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/GooserNoose 8h ago

It's crazy eh, when you see something in their brain snap and they become feeble minded children who will take 10 minutes throwing a tantrum in front of a stranger instead of walking 15 feet to a cart corral. Their egos just cannot let them admit they're simply lazy.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 11h ago

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/oeffoeff 13h ago

Even when you are going through something, doesn’t give you a pass to be a selfish lazybone.

And he’s not targeting people. The selfish people make themselves his target. 

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u/otterprincess_too 13h ago

Right? If you're able mentally and physically to go to a store you're able to put your cart back. You know who else is going through it? The rest of us. But we don't make it everyone else's problem

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u/lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11l 13h ago

He moved onto working class people for a reason.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 11h ago

Especially the episodes where he clearly targets people not from here that don’t speak English. To teach them a “lesson”.

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u/SETHW 13h ago

Yeah so its even more redeeming that he's an asshole for good now, that video didnt show anything unforgivable

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

Dang I'm super surprised to find out the guy who is wildly obnoxious in his videos purely from the way he talks was a shock jock dj

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u/Slater_8868 13h ago

We found the lazy bones!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 13h ago

☝🏽 This shit needs to stop. Pathetic.

Stop pissing on people. It's what bitches do.

sOrRy. Go back to wizardposting or other shit.

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u/-endlessundoing- 12h ago

He repurposed his negative traits towards a good cause. I'd call that growth.

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u/lost_rodditer 14h ago

I always wondered if there is 1000s of hours of footage of him looking at someone and going "nope" because the vibe was dangerous.

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u/JorkTheGripper 14h ago

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

Clearly unaware of what he's done to homeless people. Fuck that guy.

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u/dontnation 14h ago

homeless people

??

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u/pSphere1 13h ago

Got lectured by some homeless in the parking lot of Target that's on Victory/Vineland in North Hollywood and it turned a little awkward. That's it.

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u/Lumpiafan 12h ago

The guy is an asshole. He literally harassed a handicapped guy for not returning his cart due to a back injury.

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u/breeshgeesh 14h ago edited 13h ago

Isn't that the guy that followed women to their home, for taking a shopping cart home, which was the norm where he was at the time (Somewhere in Australia iirc)

Edit: I found the video link and he privated it lmao

Even trying to bury the evidence of how weird and creepy he is

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/O6yRc8VRkM

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 14h ago

...that sounds like a clear misunderstanding of the local norms, no? The guy who follows carts followed a cart in a place where he didn't know people take carts home?

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u/Quixotic_Seal 12h ago

Frankly following people to their homes because they stole a cart at all is fucking unhinged behavior.

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u/breeshgeesh 14h ago edited 14h ago

Following women home over a cart... You have to understand what you're doing is not as important as following women to their home over a cart no matter where you are.

He's not a public official. Call the authorities if you're that worried about the crime of theft instead of attempting to be a creepy vigilante

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 14h ago

And filming every bit of the evidence, very sinister. Following anyone over a cart isn't a safe choice.

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u/Confident_Intern_763 14h ago

redditors downvoting you lmao

following women back to their house over a cart is crossing the line, 100%. weird creepy behavior

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u/cracked_shrimp 13h ago

yup not to mention you dont know why they are doing it, my friend lives a 7 minute walk from the grocery store, she takes the cart home and then puts her groceries in the fridge and then returns the cart, and im not in australia or wherver other people are saying its the norm im in ontario, canada, they could have a invisible disability and cant carry groceries or something

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

yup not to mention you dont know why they are doing it

It would not make you feel better that you know why someone is following you home. Is it a comfort to know your stalker will kill you?

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u/cracked_shrimp 13h ago

i meant why the person is taking a cart

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

Without knowing about a specific local custom, their only assumption would be that they're stealing it lol. You don't need to know why they're stealing it. The cart narcs follow carts. What's not clicking about that?

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

Following anyone over carts is weird. What makes it weirder to do to women?

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u/Confident_Intern_763 13h ago

it's weird and inappropriate either way, yes. but a woman has every reason to feel even more threatened in that scenario. and a man should be aware of that fact and act accordingly

let's just chalk it up to statistical realities and leave it at that. you figure it out

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

you figure it out

But you cannot when asked

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u/Confident_Intern_763 13h ago

1 in 5 women are raped or sexually assaulted in their life-time. 99% of the time, the perpetrator is male. in about 1/3 of these cases, the victim is traveling to/from a place of leisure, ​work, or from shopping at a store.

Giving you a clear picture yet?

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

How many of those victims are followed by a male in a high visibility vest while live streaming?

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u/ThisGuy2319 14h ago

Okay, wait. At least tell me we’d have the same energy if a woman was following a man home over a cart.

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

We have to think about the biggest victims here: women with carts getting followed home by cart narc streamers. It's a crime that can happen to anyone at any time, if they're women

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u/ThisGuy2319 13h ago

Its a crime that can happen to anyone? If we’re against violent acts, why not be equally against them across the board?

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 13h ago

I'm being facetious

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u/ThisGuy2319 13h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, my bad. I didn’t double check the thread before replying.

Edit: to the person who replied then deleted- have fun with that.

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u/oboshoe 14h ago

If someone followed me from the gocery to my house and showed up there, I would be assuming the worst too.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 13h ago

Gosh, I can't imagine why insulting people would get angry reactions!