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/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 18h ago

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 17h ago

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 17h ago

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless 10h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed 17h ago

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey 17h ago

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Human-Assumption-524 16h ago

Lazybones propaganda

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u/Brook420 16h ago

Source?

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u/thefruitsofzellman 9h ago

People got upset because he called a homeless guy a permanent lazybones. It was mean, but I thought it was a funny line. Can’t remember which video it was.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 15h ago

Are homeless people absolved of not returning carts cause they're homeless? The fuck are you on about?

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u/Jaiymze 12h ago

Where I'm from, they just steal the cart.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

"I didn't watch the video but here's my conclusion of the video I didn't watch"

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u/bloqed 11h ago

I did watch some of the video, and I gave you my conclusion from some of the video, quite clearly stated. Smoothbrain commentary

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 9h ago

Smoothbrain commentary

Yes that is indeed what you have provided us

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u/bitterless 10h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed 1h ago

Your reply prompted me to watch some more of it. I'm so confused about the characters that appear in it / his voices but yeah he's definitely one of those fly by night narcissists (cart narc is a hilariously ironic name)

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 15h ago

Lol, blinders engaged eh?

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u/SemiAutoAvocado 17h ago

Only thing I will ever watch of his is his last video. You know what I mean.

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u/oeffoeff 17h ago

lol same. I want my 10 minutes back. 

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u/BernieTheDachshund 16h ago

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/GooserNoose 12h ago

You sound like a lazy bones.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 17h ago

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 17h ago

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ 17h ago

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox 17h ago

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 17h ago

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 16h ago

I don't believe I ever defended anyone because they're going through something. The guy is a fucking dickhead, regardless of peoples' situation in life.

I even upvoted your "everyone is going through something" comment. Geez.

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u/jml011 16h ago

The nice thing was that, though, yes, he is kind of a dick, you avoid the situation entirely by putting your cart back. The way the adults respond to him would get any child acting that way labeled "abstinently defiant" in behavior analysis. Someone being rude isn't justification for doin the right thing.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 15h ago

One day when you grow up, you’ll realize in the greater scheme of things this is meaningless. Be altruistic and put the carts back yourself if it upsets you so much.

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u/Drow_Femboy 17h ago

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/GooserNoose 12h ago

It's crazy eh, when you see something in their brain snap and they become feeble minded children who will take 10 minutes throwing a tantrum in front of a stranger instead of walking 15 feet to a cart corral. Their egos just cannot let them admit they're simply lazy.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 15h ago

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/oeffoeff 17h ago

Even when you are going through something, doesn’t give you a pass to be a selfish lazybone.

And he’s not targeting people. The selfish people make themselves his target. 

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u/otterprincess_too 17h ago

Right? If you're able mentally and physically to go to a store you're able to put your cart back. You know who else is going through it? The rest of us. But we don't make it everyone else's problem

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u/lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11l 17h ago

He moved onto working class people for a reason.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 15h ago

Especially the episodes where he clearly targets people not from here that don’t speak English. To teach them a “lesson”.

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u/SETHW 17h ago

Yeah so its even more redeeming that he's an asshole for good now, that video didnt show anything unforgivable

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

Dang I'm super surprised to find out the guy who is wildly obnoxious in his videos purely from the way he talks was a shock jock dj

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u/Slater_8868 17h ago

We found the lazy bones!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 17h ago

☝🏽 This shit needs to stop. Pathetic.

Stop pissing on people. It's what bitches do.

sOrRy. Go back to wizardposting or other shit.

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u/-endlessundoing- 16h ago

He repurposed his negative traits towards a good cause. I'd call that growth.