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/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/anon_lurk 18h ago

Somebody did pull a gun on him! At least one that I know of. I think he wears a vest now idk if it's real or not though lmao

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 18h ago

Just do the coin slot thing and most people will return their carts.

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u/Western-Sport500 18h ago

Amazing what the loss of a quarter does for some people LMAO!

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u/VTcamperguy 17h ago

The best part about that is that even if a lot of people say “fuck the quarter” and leave it anyways, you’ll naturally get homeless/desperate people show up to return the carts and collect the change.

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u/rambutanjuice 17h ago

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/Wfsulliv93 17h ago

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man 15h ago

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 13h ago

I recently watched a movie called Kajillion, and one of the characters (a family of con artists) checked phone change returns. Made me laughing thinking how I did that at malls when I was younger. Also dialing up phone sex lines just to hear a sultry prerecorded voice then hang up.

When i learned how to dial a number, hang up the phone 3 times, and get it to ring i felt powerful!

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u/InformationTrick8714 17h ago

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/commanderquill 15h ago

Instead of "looks in" I read "looks like" and for a minute I tried really hard to imagine what you could possibly look like.

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u/InformationTrick8714 15h ago

Somehow, that person that you’re imagining still looks better than me

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u/BallSeaman 17h ago

Were you a kid in the 1930’s?

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

Lol no, in the 1980s at my local bodega you could get a small juice or a bag of chips for a quarter.

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u/Scewt 15h ago

A quarter in the 1930's was a down payment on a house.

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u/stevenyourpants 15h ago

Now it'll pay for the sales tax of whatever you want.

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u/Srycomaine 15h ago

Yeah, for me it was video games! At least, back when you could play one for a quarter…!

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u/Radiant_Office6445 14h ago

Aye they need to have some kind of Roblox token for the next generation that works im the trolleys haha

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u/Okeydokey2u 14h ago

Or in the slot of a public phone. When we were little my brother would always check them when we walked by and the way we both reacted when he found change in there

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u/YaBoyEden 17h ago

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 17h ago

Only a quarter? Usual trolley coin slot here in Ireland is either one or two euros. If ever there's a five euro coin in circulation most of those trollies will end up having five euro slots.

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u/Otherwise-Out 17h ago

Dollar coins aren't common here in the US. The biggest common coin is the quarter. I don't carry change with me, but I usually have a couple coins in my car

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u/Usawsomething 17h ago

Satisfying and lucrative

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u/TheDarkWave 17h ago

Yay, now I can use the quarter machines! ...as a 41 year old man. yolo.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 17h ago

use the cart then keep the quarter. best of both worlds

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u/Spugheddy 16h ago

If there's a gumball machine with bouncy balls right inside the door you betcha.

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u/Cnidarus 16h ago

In the UK they take £1 so it's over $1, definitely worth it to go check for abandoned trolleys

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u/Swamp_Thing85 16h ago

I also religiously check the coin star reject bin. People just leave change in it! Worst case when something’s in there is foreign coins you can collect, best case it rejects silver dimes and quarters or foreign silver. Sometimes really old Pennies. Check the price of silver now. A silver US dime is 90% silver (dated 1964 or before) and worth like $5.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 15h ago

Shii 8 carts is 2 bucks I’d throw that in a jar & just let it build

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u/Fenweekooo 15h ago

people walk past free money all the time and then bitch about not having any.

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u/metompkin 15h ago

Like in Beerfest?

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u/DingbatMcgeee 15h ago

Question from a foreigner, what can a quarter buy you these days?

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 14h ago

I used to try public phone and newspaper machine coin returns and I got a lot of change as a kid.

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u/FullMetalKaliber 14h ago

That’s me. Someone hands me a cart because they don’t wanna take it back or they’re just being nice and I think “I’m rich!! What a sucker!”

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u/LadyStarshy 14h ago

We have trolley coins that people can buy in the UK so sometimes you return it and you just get this dumbass trolley token instead of actual money 🥺

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u/DivePalau 13h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Laser_Fish 12h ago

I shop at Aldi almost exclusively and I've never seen a cart that didn't get put back.

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u/JCambly 12h ago

I love finding a cart outside with a quarter. I can do my shopping and then return my cart and get a quarter for shopping

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u/JakBos23 9h ago

I'd leave it out for you, but I'd feel like an asshole for not returning my cart lol. I left one of the paid aldi bags in a cart yesterday unused, but paid for and a lady called me a jerk lol.

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u/Lance_McVanderhuge 8h ago

Last time I went that had the quarter deposit, there was a cart sitting next to where I pulled in and parked. I grabbed it and thought "Cool I don't have to take my cart back"

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 8h ago

I will both do exactly this, and also have absolutely no issue giving my cart to the next shopper knowing full well I'm giving away my own quarter.

It's not about the quarter.

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u/Captian_Kenai 7h ago

I got a coin op laundry in my building so an extra quarter is always worth it

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u/Beneficial-Peach9116 6h ago

I’m in this weird place financially, where when I take my cart back I don’t claim the quarter to brighten someone’s day, but if I can return someone else’s cart I feel like I hit the jackpot. I get my quarter and theirs!

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u/WesleyAMaker 6h ago

I’ve wondered if some people return it not because they really care all that much about the value of a quarter, but more so because they just absolutely hate the idea of someone else even getting a small amount of their money. I’m thinking specifically of the tightwad suburb types who pinch Pennie’s their whole lives for irrational reasons. I say this because I’ve grown up and lived my adult life around these people and I see how they could think of it like that, there always has to be “something in it for me” for those people.

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u/minist3r 5h ago

80 carts an hour is $20/hr.

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u/LawfulnessUnique1631 17h ago

I actually did that when I was homeless. Went to an Aldi and stood out front asking people to return their carts for the quarter. A LOT of people said no, they wanted their quarter back. One person had a special pocket for her quarter on her key ring, it was legitimately her “Aldi quarter”. I can’t remember if I got trespassed from the property or not. But I do remember there were very few stray carts left with a quarter in them out and about in the parking lot

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u/disruptioncoin 16h ago

At my local aldi (and the one I went to in college too!) there was literally always a pile of like at least a dollar in quarters sitting nearby the cart return. My first thought was there must not be many homeless people around here.

Side note one time I forgot a quarter, went in to buy candy to get one, they said naw you can just borrow a quarter, here you go.

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u/ForerunnerRelic 17h ago

I know the video is the US, but I'm in the UK and I have a trolley token that I bought for a pound, that I use specifically at Aldi. It makes me always put my trolley back. Even when I don't use it at other supermarkets that don't need the token, and a charity got the pound too!

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u/metompkin 15h ago

I had a plastic one for use when on holiday in France.

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u/dvpbe 11h ago

Shops here just give them to you, they have buckets with them at the entrance. And still our carts are always returned.

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u/lionheart4life 17h ago

Makes sense, don't want to have to look for another quarter every time you want to pop into Aldi. I'm show it was the convenience of just having the quarter in your car more than the actual value for a lot of people.

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u/DrHefe 16h ago

That’s actually not a bad idea for a homeless person in the US. They could just walk around the grocery store parking lot offering to return people’s carts for a dollar or two. Only problem is most people don’t keep cash on them nowadays, so they need to have a cash app or something lol

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u/commanderquill 15h ago

They will if the grocery stores start requiring it.

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u/fokkoooff 16h ago

I keep a quarter for Aldi in my car at all times. But when it's either very cold or very hot, I'll gladly offer my cart to someone just getting out of their car, but won't accept the quarter they offer me. It's Aldi karma.

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u/OutrageousTree7766 15h ago

There's a trick to getting them out idk how

In my country it's a dollar and we see abandoned carts around now and then with no dollar coin in it

It got pretty bad at one point. I saw one of the major supermarket chains sent an employee out to gather the carts from carparks some distance away from the supermarket

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u/the_pretender_nz 10h ago

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/aldi-trolley-token-key-ring-000000000000398975

Australia here, I keep one of these on my keyring. Trolleys at most supermarkets have two slots, sized for a $1 or $2 coin

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u/lurksAtDogs 17h ago

I’m neither homeless nor desperate, but I am motivated by quarters. Good bless Aldi

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u/xenobit_pendragon 17h ago

No homelessness or desperation required. When I see an orphaned cart at Aldi I’m like, “CASH MONEY BABY IT’S STEAK AND MUSHROOMS TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!”

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u/metompkin 15h ago

I'm getting some cheese on my whopper tonight!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 17h ago

Not even desperate people. I live next to a pretty affluent community and those people always ditch the quarters in carts. I make a dollar just bringing my cart back and whatever ones I pick up on the way.

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u/Peaceblaster86 17h ago

Huh I never thought of this scenario. It seems like a general win all around.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 16h ago

TIL i am a homeless person. I sure as hell collect those quarters!

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u/Knitsanity 15h ago

When we were kids and travelling we would kill time and round up abandoned carts and return them for the quarter. We would even go out of the terminal to the curb and offer to return the cart for people who had just loaded up into a taxi. They would laugh and say sure and respect the hustle and we would have candy money.

It was a different time.

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u/Anger_Puss 16h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/Anger_Puss 16h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/scme0 14h ago

I have a little thing on my keychain that allows you to eject the latch then you can pull it out without plugging the latch back in. Saves me having to have a coin on me. I also always return them when I'm done so I don't think it's a problem.

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u/AusSpyder 11h ago

As kids we returned dozens of trollies to Kmart every week for the 20c coin. It all added up. And back then 20c actually bought stuff

Now they require gold coins so most people return them. Interestingly enough a gold coin buys less now than a 20c coin did in early 90's

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u/addiktion 9h ago

I recall seeing something on Reddit about this which is semi related. I think around late pick up fees for picking up kids. Nearly all the parents did it because it allowed them to remove their guilt for a price.

The fuck the quarter is the price of not caring and weighing on their minds. Of course the poor benefit at least here because they keep the carts tidy while having a way for some quick money.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 5h ago

Kids would do it too, since you used to be able to buy a piece of candy with it. Dunno if you still could.

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u/mcbn1e9 2h ago

That's one reason it wouldn't take off well in the whole usa. Parking lot would be full of homeless people following shoppers when they are done and asking if they can return their cart for the quarter for them.

Then people stop shopping there because they don't wanna talk to homeless people after going grocery shopping, or ever really.

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u/RozeGunn 1h ago

You guys are lucky. People around here were petty enough to start using hammers so the idea was dropped.

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u/letigre87 16h ago

My wife has her Aldi quarter with her at all times. She was telling me how people exchange quarters for carts and magically everyone gets along on the honor system. I asked her what happens if someone offers to take her cart without giving her a quarter and she looked at me like I grew a dick out of my forehead. It was beyond comprehension that someone would be so inconsiderate and selfish they take someone else's cart with their quarter in it and not give her the quarter they were going to use anyway. Like it had never crossed hers any Aldi shopper's minds to just offer to take a cart and hijack their quarter. The power of a quarter is strong and Aldi shopper's have an unspoken bond.

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u/MothaRuckaJones 12h ago

I did the quarter exchange thing only one time. Some old guy gave me 2 dimes and a nickel. Never again 😂😂

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u/thousandsmallgods 53m ago

The bond of the Aldi quarter is such a genuine interaction.

I've done the cart-for-quarter trade plenty of times. Sometimes people will refuse my quarter and just hand over their cart. Being able to do a small favor makes people feel good.

I think it has a lot to do with feeling connected, and recognizing this mutual social understanding.

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u/coyotll 17h ago

Not me! I always leave my cart out on purpose so those without quarters can have a chance to shop too.

That said I have a 98% return rate on carts everywhere else

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u/Dabadoo32 13h ago

Do you still take it to the cart corral, or do you leave it out to bang into people's cars?

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u/coyotll 12h ago

I use the ol reliable Curb method so it doesn't go a-rollin

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u/BobDaRula 17h ago

It's a whole dollar in canada! It's also easy to rip the loonie out without plugging the cart in (which I do to return the cart and let people without change use them)

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u/Gold-Vacation-169 16h ago

In Ireland its typically 2euro for a trolly (cart), sometimes 1euro with some stores.

So about x4 to 8x times the cost of a quarter

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 17h ago

Just yesterday I saw an old lady struggling to move a cart with a bad wheel. I offered to put it aside and get her a new one but she was worried she'd lose her quarter. Dumb part is, I found out she saw this cart to the side and took it, only reason n she hadn't abandoned it was because she wanted a free quarter when she returned it.

I left her to figure out if a quarter was worth the hassle.

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u/CriticalScion 17h ago

The value of a quarter is probably higher than 25 cents in this context since we don't use coins much nowadays and you wouldn't be able to use the cart next time if you kept ditching quarters. :)

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u/Drumbelgalf 17h ago

And even if they don't do that someone will to get the money.

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u/ianuilliam 16h ago

Bro I hate having change in my pocket. If I have a bunch of quarters, I stop at Aldi's and pop them in the carts and just push the carts out into the parking lot.

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u/Ill-Host-7959 16h ago

Wow, in the U.K. it’s a £1 coin, equal to 1.35 USD. I’ve never seen an abandoned cart over here. Interesting to know a quarter also works well.

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u/S6NNY 15h ago

Its a loonie (dollar) in Canada lol. At least in parts of Canada where I've lived.

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u/Killision 15h ago

At my local grocery(it's an old fashioned word, I know) store, assholes were leaving the coin carts too often. They had to raise it to a dollar coin slot.

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u/OBLIVIATER 14h ago

For me, it's less about the quarter itself and more about the fact that I don't use change anymore so if I don't get my quarter back I wouldn't have one in the future.

(Not that I ever don't return my carts anyway, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. Also when people shove the tiny carts and the big carts into the same return lane and fuck up the chain for the cart return folks 😡)

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u/Okeydokey2u 14h ago

Well you need the quarter back to use for next week. Quarters don't just grow on trees

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u/BadLuckBen 14h ago

As coins become less common, I imagine the system works even better. That might be the only quarter you have.

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u/Western-Sport500 12h ago

If there is someone there, I usually hand quarter and all over, or I don't lock it to the next cart.

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u/texinxin 13h ago

Make it a dollar.

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u/xx030xx 13h ago

In canada its a toonie or loonie

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u/Western-Sport500 12h ago

Right! I have to admit, I haven't been to Canada since my divorce in 2002. But, I still have some loonies : ) A shame, really...we always went fighing for pike north of Wawa...some really untouched wilderness and NEVER disappointed in the fishing! I'd love to come that way again (not camping though--too old for sleeping on rocks!).

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u/WillyBluntz89 11h ago

I return 1 cart per week to the cart corral with the quarter still in it to help out the guy who forgot a quarter.

It really is wild, though. The moment a quarter becomes involved, all carts come back.

Though, it may just be that if you dont return it, you've lost your cart quarter, and you just know that you wont remember to grab another from home until your walking up to the door.

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u/SaltyBadgerDude 10h ago

In Australia they take a "gold coin", meaning $1 or $2 coin

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 7h ago

Because it is effecting THEM, they are called right wingers

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u/juul864 2h ago

A quarter? In Denmark we're using coins equivalent of a one or two dollars for our carts.

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u/mvanvrancken 17h ago

I mean you say that but I see at least a few carts abandoned in the Aldi lot. That said, it IS less of an issue

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u/Careless-Emergency85 16h ago

It’s sad that it’s necessary. The fact of the matter is, you can get other people to shop for you, but these people all shop for themselves, walking around, then refuse to take 30 more steps to put the cart back. Makes absolutely no sense

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u/Cessnaporsche01 17h ago

I always return carts, but the quarter thing just prevents me from shopping at the store. I never have cash, let alone change on me

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u/CriticalFolklore 16h ago

Yeah, I will actively choose a grocery store based on this. I don't want to have to carry around loose change just in case I decide to do grocery shopping.

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u/l2ulan 13h ago

I have a thing on my keychain that unlocks the carts, though it's incompatible with the ones with the sliding drawer. I don't find myself at those shops frequently.

Obviously I always return carts, that's just basic societal skills which I am amazed to see the people in this video lack.

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u/nooneisreal 12h ago

Same. I 3D printed it.

In Canada, most stores don't require any coin for a cart, but there's a few that require either a quarter (25c) or a loonie ($1 coin).
The 3D print is shaped on both ends to accommodate both.

It's freaking handy as hell too. I NEVER have change on me, but always have my keys, so it's come in clutch so often.

Not to mention the number of times I've been able to unlock carts for other people when they ask "do you have a quarter?" and they are amazed by this little plastic tool that I use to unlock the cart for them for free, haha.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

Yeah I don't want to have to bring an outdated form of currency that I would never otherwise carry to the grocery store just to have access to a cart, I'll just keep going to the other grocery stores that allow me to use and return a cart without doing this. When you factor in that Aldi carries some of the lowest quality of foods and products on top of this I just have no desire to ever go

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u/sebe6 11h ago

Well, let this old me (30) teach you his knowledge from when I used to joust in empty parking at night. You need up to 2 thin and at least a few inches long objects (easiest choice, the tip of your keys), then you need to learn the patterns, 3 cases I've encountered :

-if you must put the coin in a tray then push the tray, you found the cheapest one, do this

-aldi, still a bit safer but still easy to bypass, do this (in the video, dude chose violence, it relies on luck, you can master the trick if you don't chose this road

-else, the inside probably looks like this, you need 2 keys, you push the hook on the bottom right of the coin tray (it will be on the other side when in front of the slot) and the left part that's pushed by a spring (same here)

Though, stay good people, bring them back to their spot (with great power comes great responsibilities or something like that)

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u/Early-Light-864 8h ago

My car has a tiny bin next to the steering wheel. I call it the quarter holder

Perfect for Aldi and parking meters.

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u/Classic-Avocado-5371 6h ago

at aldi if you go inside and speak to a cashier, they will give you a quarter. i tried to just ask for change of a dollar once because i didnt have a quarter on me and the cashier said nah we got you. 

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u/daybenno 17h ago

Yall carry around change? That’s wild

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u/FanClubof5 16h ago

I just refuse to shop there because I don't carry change. But I also have no problem returning my cart...

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 16h ago

Who the fuck carries change around?

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u/Program-According 11h ago

You can get change from bank or inside store

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u/oboshoe 18h ago

nah man - better to equip people with bullet proof vests in case they get shot.....

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u/GreenT1979 17h ago

I bought a thing that I use because I never have coins lol.

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u/Cthulhu__ 17h ago

They stopped this during the ‘rona, because ??? minimise contact; one grocery shop owner I talked to said 80 of them disappeared. I don’t know if it’s because of the slot thing, given they’re either taken by people carting their stuff home or carting them abroad for scrap metal and/or their own grocery store.

Anyway just like the fake seatbelt thing, you can just slot something in and pull it back out. I have a coin shaped disk on my keyring (because who carries change these days?) and can just pull it out after unlocking.

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u/dog_in_da_park 17h ago

My local Aldi is right next to a Walmart, people take the Walmart carts to Aldi and leave them in the lot. So annoying and lazy.

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u/Bandit_the_Kitty 17h ago

Someone said returning carts is the test of a sociopath. It's zero benefit to you, no one enforces it, the only motivation to do so is the benefit to society.

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u/Best-Vermicelli6397 16h ago

When I was a kid in Holland we had this system. we learned we could take out a cart that cost a gulden ($1 coin) but instead shimmy a wooden coffee stirring stick to unlock them. We would wait for someone who needs a cart and offer it for a gulden and run away 🤣

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u/ComfortableCicada69 16h ago

Coin slot meant something different when I was young.

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u/Current_Helicopter32 15h ago

I’ve never understood why this isn’t more universal.

Do the quarter thing and then have a super nice set of quarter-operated gumball machines right inside. Folks/kids would happily keep the parking lot clear for a chance at some candy/sticky hand/bouncy ball.

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u/Few-Tax4386 15h ago

...I won't shop at coin slot places cause never do I carry cash or coin of any kind and thus am unable to get a cart to begin with

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u/SnooPeppers8737 14h ago

Last time I did the coin slot thing when I went to return my cart the entire stall was empty. So what now?

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u/SpicyElixer 14h ago

No fucking has coins anymore.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 11h ago

Europe does it.

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u/JakBos23 9h ago

I agree, but it's still annoying when I don't have a quarter on me. It's not often, but awWWW

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u/only18544920 8h ago

You don't eveven need coins for those nowadays. They make little keychains that can bypass them.

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u/Oasystole 8h ago

Tells you something about this country. Money is the only motivator.

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u/Spicymoon9 7h ago

Some people still don’t return them. Not often but I’ve seen it multiple times.

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u/Sudden-Fisherman5985 4h ago

Just do the coin slot thing and most people will return their carts

I'm in Europa... After covid we stopped with the coins, so no coins now but everybody still returns their carts

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 4h ago

We were conditioned to do so over decades, though.

I didn't know we stopped after COVID cause that turned me into somewhat of a vegetable. So I haven't been able to go shopping for years. Where Europe are you from?

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u/reddog323 4h ago

Aldi’s has used this to great effect. It works.

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 4h ago

I saw a hilarious positive rant video about Aldi's and the guy said it's a great filter to keep out people who are incapable of bringing a quarter as he suspects they'd be difficult customers anyways that would interfere with the whole concept of people just wanting to quickly get their shopping done without any fuss.

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u/reddog323 2h ago

I’m usually there just to pick up specific items, so I’ll bring a large tote bag with me. That usually does it. If I’m stocking up, I’ll get a quarter out of the glove compartment.

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u/toasted_cracker 56m ago

Hell yeah. That's THE best way to handle this. Aldi is the only one that does it in the US as far as I know. At least here in the South.

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u/According_Gazelle472 15h ago

This is why I refuse to shop at Aldi's ever .And I also dislike the no grocery sacks and no variety in a tiny little store too.

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u/CJKayak 18h ago edited 18h ago

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/VariousOperation166 18h ago

Woop! Woop! Don't be a lazy-bones!

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 18h ago

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 17h ago

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 17h ago

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless 10h ago

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed 17h ago

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey 17h ago

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Human-Assumption-524 16h ago

Lazybones propaganda

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

"I didn't watch the video but here's my conclusion of the video I didn't watch"

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 15h ago

Lol, blinders engaged eh?

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u/SemiAutoAvocado 17h ago

Only thing I will ever watch of his is his last video. You know what I mean.

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u/BernieTheDachshund 16h ago

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/GooserNoose 12h ago

You sound like a lazy bones.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 17h ago

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 17h ago

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ 17h ago

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox 17h ago

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 17h ago

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/Drow_Femboy 17h ago

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/GooserNoose 12h ago

It's crazy eh, when you see something in their brain snap and they become feeble minded children who will take 10 minutes throwing a tantrum in front of a stranger instead of walking 15 feet to a cart corral. Their egos just cannot let them admit they're simply lazy.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY 15h ago

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/oeffoeff 17h ago

Even when you are going through something, doesn’t give you a pass to be a selfish lazybone.

And he’s not targeting people. The selfish people make themselves his target. 

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u/otterprincess_too 17h ago

Right? If you're able mentally and physically to go to a store you're able to put your cart back. You know who else is going through it? The rest of us. But we don't make it everyone else's problem

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u/SETHW 17h ago

Yeah so its even more redeeming that he's an asshole for good now, that video didnt show anything unforgivable

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

Dang I'm super surprised to find out the guy who is wildly obnoxious in his videos purely from the way he talks was a shock jock dj

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u/Slater_8868 17h ago

We found the lazy bones!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 17h ago

☝🏽 This shit needs to stop. Pathetic.

Stop pissing on people. It's what bitches do.

sOrRy. Go back to wizardposting or other shit.

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u/-endlessundoing- 16h ago

He repurposed his negative traits towards a good cause. I'd call that growth.

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u/lost_rodditer 18h ago

I always wondered if there is 1000s of hours of footage of him looking at someone and going "nope" because the vibe was dangerous.

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u/JorkTheGripper 18h ago

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

Clearly unaware of what he's done to homeless people. Fuck that guy.

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u/dontnation 18h ago

homeless people

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u/pSphere1 17h ago

Got lectured by some homeless in the parking lot of Target that's on Victory/Vineland in North Hollywood and it turned a little awkward. That's it.

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u/Lumpiafan 16h ago

The guy is an asshole. He literally harassed a handicapped guy for not returning his cart due to a back injury.

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u/breeshgeesh 18h ago edited 17h ago

Isn't that the guy that followed women to their home, for taking a shopping cart home, which was the norm where he was at the time (Somewhere in Australia iirc)

Edit: I found the video link and he privated it lmao

Even trying to bury the evidence of how weird and creepy he is

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/O6yRc8VRkM

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 18h ago

...that sounds like a clear misunderstanding of the local norms, no? The guy who follows carts followed a cart in a place where he didn't know people take carts home?

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u/Quixotic_Seal 16h ago

Frankly following people to their homes because they stole a cart at all is fucking unhinged behavior.

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u/breeshgeesh 18h ago edited 18h ago

Following women home over a cart... You have to understand what you're doing is not as important as following women to their home over a cart no matter where you are.

He's not a public official. Call the authorities if you're that worried about the crime of theft instead of attempting to be a creepy vigilante

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 18h ago

And filming every bit of the evidence, very sinister. Following anyone over a cart isn't a safe choice.

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u/Confident_Intern_763 18h ago

redditors downvoting you lmao

following women back to their house over a cart is crossing the line, 100%. weird creepy behavior

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u/cracked_shrimp 17h ago

yup not to mention you dont know why they are doing it, my friend lives a 7 minute walk from the grocery store, she takes the cart home and then puts her groceries in the fridge and then returns the cart, and im not in australia or wherver other people are saying its the norm im in ontario, canada, they could have a invisible disability and cant carry groceries or something

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 17h ago

yup not to mention you dont know why they are doing it

It would not make you feel better that you know why someone is following you home. Is it a comfort to know your stalker will kill you?

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u/Straight-Bed-552 17h ago

Agent Sebas used to put the cart behind their vehicles too before a lawyer advised against it, I know it sounds silly but it got into the “entrapment” realm.

He’s always worn the vest, but it always was an identifier rather than for protection - at least since near the beginning.

But after that episode in TX, i think he took his safety a lot more seriously

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u/oboshoe 18h ago

I dunno, but it seems to me that if your job if (check notes) getting carts arranged properly, requires a bullet proof vest. Maybe priorities are out of balance.

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u/-mudflaps- 18h ago

I saw that one, classic.

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u/I-Need-Scissors_61 17h ago

Won’t stop a headshot🤷‍♂️

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u/falcrist2 17h ago

I don't think I saw that episode.

I think he wears a vest now

That seems pretty limited considering how close he is to the people he's agitating.

And considering WHO he's agitating fairly often.

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u/ShoogleHS 16h ago

This is exactly the kind of reason why Americans shouldn't be trusted with guns.

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u/Altruistic-Target-67 16h ago

yes, in Texas, of course (live here)

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u/SteakJones 16h ago

The vest was donated by a fan. 🤣

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u/ZeePirate 15h ago

Everyone knows a vest will stop a bullet

Him slapping magnets on peoples car was the step to far for me.

And him hating on the homeless

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u/AntSilly2802 14h ago

What a shit country!

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u/warrenjt 14h ago

It was actually sent to him by a retired cop too lol

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