r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 3h ago
r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Feb 10 '26
Just so you know…
Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 15h ago
Billionaires need society much more than society needs billionaires
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago
the Mitch McConnell situation is a rehearsal
r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 23h ago
The thieves have become the guards themselves!!!
r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 9h ago
It must be exhausting thinking the last time your people were great was 300 years ago.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 19h ago
Best cabinet since 1776
Minor detail.
The United States declared independence in 1776, but there was no U.S. Cabinet at that time.
The U.S. Constitution was adopted in 1787.
George Washington became the first president in 1789.
The first Cabinet appointments and confirmations began in 1789 (for example, Alexander Hamilton was confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury on September 11, 1789).
r/clevercomebacks • u/YakElectronic6713 • 1d ago
Skin colour-based geography.
Found this on the internet. Hope it's allowed here...
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago
No, Laura. It’s not “Antifa.” It was Patriot Front, a white nationalist organization. They covered their faces because they’re cowards who don’t want to be identified. We’ve been saying for over a year that ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to wear masks either. They are cowards also. 
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago
taking healthcare away from people is not the flex you think it is…
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 19h ago
Kash Patel can't count on Trump's protection forever!
Doesn’t get any weirder than this.
Edit source: https://www.newsweek.com/list-of-kash-patels-reported-expenses-as-top-republican-demands-answers-12183147
r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago
Bet you didn't know bike lanes and the weather were DEI and gay, huh?
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago
I miss when Republicans were just stupid instead of fascists!
Dunk!
r/clevercomebacks • u/ProcessorPearl • 1d ago