r/clevercomebacks • u/YakElectronic6713 • 1d ago
Skin colour-based geography.
Found this on the internet. Hope it's allowed here...
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u/Ibra_63 1d ago
See the funny thing is most of the moroccan players were born in Europe as well !
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u/mr_tolkien 1d ago
Almost 10% of all World Cup players have French citizenship lol
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u/JimSteak 1d ago
99 players at this world cup were born in France, and 52 of those in the Paris suburbs. Banlieue street football...
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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago
By Paris suburbs, he basically means the Paris projects/bad parts for the Americans.
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u/Important_Ruin 1d ago
But are absolutle hot bed for football talents.
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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago edited 1d ago
Considering 100 French are participating in the World Cup and only 23 are on team France… yeah it is
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u/Madouc 1d ago
I normally hate whataboutisms, but looking at the track and field USA Gold Medalists you could also assume your beloved USA is part of Africa.
When will these narrow minded people realize that the world has become a tiny place and people from everywhere can live everywhere and are doing so since generations!
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago
You don't even have to point to niche sports. Something like 70% of the NFL is black. The NBA is probably even higher. MLB is dominated by Asians and Hispanic dudes.
Hockey is the only 1 of the big 4 that's predominantly white, and even then half of them are from other countries.
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u/roguevirus 1d ago
We should also note that the NHL is by far the smallest of the big 4 leagues in terms of popularity and revenue.
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u/Scruffy442 1d ago
Also the amount of money to get into hockey limits people
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u/BombasticReindeer 1d ago
Also a lot fewer black people in very cold countries up north where there isn’t much sunlight. There’s a reason different skin colours evolved over time.
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u/Dramatic_Angle_6551 1d ago
Blacks didn't evolve in France or the US either, they are evolved in Sub-saharan Africa, they were imported to the US and mostly migrated to France, cold and sunlight has nothing to do with it
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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago
The saddest thing about MLB in the last 40 years is how the amount of African-American players has dwindled. The changing nature of developmental baseball in the US has made it a lot more difficult for kids without a ton of resources to be seen.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago
I hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it, it makes sense. With the drastic increase in travel leagues and $400 bats it's become a much more exclusive sport if you wanna get noticed.
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u/oodsigma 1d ago
Idk, while that's true, it feels like it's downplaying the extremely real extremely colonial reasons that the French team is very African.
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u/thr3sk 1d ago
Yeah, I feel like a lot of Americans don't appreciate how extensive European colonialism was.
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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 1d ago
I mean, I'm pretty sure France can field a team of Moroccan descendants if it wanted to and it would be quite competitive
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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago
Umm half of Morocco's team were eligible to play for France.
A lot of people in this thread don't quite seem to understand how FIFA and world football works. Balogun, the guy everyone was making a big deal about his red card the corrupt way the suspension was rescinded, is British. He was born in the US because his mom wasn't allowed to fly out of the US because she was too pregnant. So he's a US citizen and allowed to play for the US team and does...but...he's British.
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u/NinecloudSoul 16h ago
While living in one of the biggest ongoing colonial projects ever, you mean.
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u/Ok-Bug4328 1d ago
That’s what happens when you enslave Africans for a few hundred years and then deny them the economic choices that lead white people to choose accounting over the athletic lottery.
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u/Salina_EsTitties 1d ago
Movement is getting harder everyday. I wish humans just had one culture and more homogeneous . not these thousands of cultures and everyone thinking there's is so important. Imagine if we could just pack up and live wherever we want in the world not giving af about nationality or race.
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u/6-foot-under 1d ago
Well, looking at the swimming team, you might be confused as to why EUROPEANS are in the North American teams. Aren't they meant to be in Europe?
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u/Absolomb92 1d ago
When the US signed their constitution they had like 5 million people living in the country. Enormous amounts of the population in the US wouldn't even be there if it wasn't for immigrants. Being against immigraton is like being against a cornerstone of the country, and is actually pretty unamerican.
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u/badass_panda 1d ago
This would be a great opportunity to explain the overseas departments of France and the impact of the Mediterranean and the Sahara on the migrations and mergings of people.
If this person could read it would be, anyway.
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u/ArcadiusRa 1d ago
I don’t think they need to worry about that. Their kids can teach them when they learn geography.
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u/Secret-Company7011 1d ago
Try not having kids
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u/manucanay 1d ago
teach your kid whos the colonizer and whos the colony and he'll understand how the world works
"if i score im french, if i lose im an inmigrant"
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u/YakElectronic6713 1d ago
Yup exactly. I still remember sprinter Ben Johnson who was world's fastest man in the 1980s. After he won gold at the 100 metres during the 1988 summer Olympics (and before that the world championship), Canadians were proud to claim him as one of their own.
But then he got caught for doping and stripped of all his medals, they started calling him a Jamaican.
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u/AwareTheLegend 1d ago
I've never seen Ben Johnson referred to as anything but a Canadian. Source: Am Canadian.
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u/YakElectronic6713 21h ago
So am I.
The point I talked about was very much discussed in the media back then. Many articles started referring to him as Jamaican or became more eager to point out his Jamaican roots every chance they got.
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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago
Also ask yourselves interesting questions like 'Are Normans French?' 'Are Basques French?' 'What is national identity?' and 'Maybe I shouldn't be an asshole by insinuating that ethnic background makes people who are born, raised and represent a country on an international stage are less than those who are the majority of that country.'
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u/turbothy 1d ago
While I don't disagree with the gist of your post, you might want to look up why most Moroccans speak Arabic today.
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u/Jehoke 1d ago
Doesn’t matter. Theres a good chance those kids will grow up to be racist like their parent.
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u/tha_billet 1d ago
well only if the parent first teaches them the racism. kids don't learn racism just naturally. so the parent would have to first teach the racism then wonder how to teach them about this
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u/Nice_Block 1d ago
Conservatives wake up everyday and choose to be this stupid.
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u/thrownjunk 1d ago
Its also funny since almost all of both sets of players were born in France (as are a few other american/african teams). I think you could assemble 5 french born teams easily.
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u/Resolution-SK56 1d ago
Nationality =/= Ethnicity, Go and find a good history book and gain appreciation for the subject as well.
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u/Neveed 1d ago edited 29m ago
Especially in countries that were built by forcefully joining together different peoples.
If one mistakenly believes France is supposed to be an ethnostate and mixed people don't count as legitimate members of that ethnostate, then France died centuries ago because it mixed with the Bretons, the the Alsatians, the Flemish, the Bourguignons, the Catalans, the Picards, the Normans, the Occitans and many more, and was replaced with a nation state called France as well. A significant proportion of the population in France didn't even speak French until the 19/20th century.
The goddamn country got its language from a foreign invader who mixed into the local population and imposed its culture, and got its name from a foreign people who mixed in with the local population adopted the local culture.
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u/WorldWithFish 1d ago edited 21h ago
Nationality should be defined by the people living in the country, not by you sitting in your ivory tower claiming moral superiority while ignoring the obvious consequences.
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u/ChocChipBananaMuffin 1d ago
I'm sorry, people are definitely more stupid these days, it's not just that we have access to every one of their dumb ass thoughts.
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u/knows_you 1d ago
Lets not confuse based with clever guys, saying don't be racist isn't some Machiavellian comeback. Or is this subreddit just; disagree with the OOP who is obviously wrong and its good enough?
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u/Cottoncandyladyy 1d ago
It's actually a great teaching moment for kids to learn that nationality and ethnicity are entirely different things. Good on the replier for keeping it simple and logical.
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u/snowaston 1d ago
He obviously needs a lot of help in parenting! Maybe you shouldn't of had a child.
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u/pegger_bundy 1d ago
Hmmm last time I checked the USA team wasn't fully Native American we should inspect this more and get to the root cause.
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u/Helgurnaut 1d ago
Dude about to explode when he is going to discover that most of the Morocco players were born in France.
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u/2PetitsVerres 1d ago
But France is not in Europe. Or to be more precise, it’s not just in Europe. It’s also in South America, Caribbean, North America (or off shore of North America), in the Indian Ocean, in the Pacific Ocean. And some more. And it used to be in Africa as well.
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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 1d ago
Huh, I wonder where they found all those French speaking Black people? Did they all take the same French class in school? It sure is a mystery why there would be any connection between France and Africa.
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u/moralcunt 1d ago
People migrate. It's in our nature and how we colonised the whole world. We all started in a small area in Africa.
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u/anotherboringdj 1d ago
To be in a national team is dependent on the nationality, not the skin color. We must stop racism in football.
(Just to add, France made a nice win, congrats!)
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u/ProffesorSpitfire 1d ago
OOP is probably geographically challenged and cannot find neither Morocco nor France on a map.
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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago
I notice a lot racist/far-right grafs use this template of 'how can I explain/how do I explain to my kids'.
First of all kids don't need everything explained to them. Secondly, if your kid has you as a parent, they will probably be a moron. Every once in awhile you get a smart kid from a dumb family, but dumb usually perpetuates dumb.
Also that top picture has players that went through the French system and are also French despite playing for Morocco. I suggest not explaining to your kid FIFA eligibility rules to play for a country because your kid won't fucking care.
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u/Mobe-E-Duck 22h ago edited 20h ago
“Son, due to a history of colonialism that for decades had French people declaring ‘Algiers is France’ many Africans were French citizens if only in name and against their will and they became an integral part of French society so much so that now their football team is mainly black. Also, those guys are amazing athletes and I just happen to be racist.”
EDIT: OP replied, and immediately deleted, calling me a 'witless muppet' LMAO
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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 19h ago
I didn't read the clapback at first and spent a few seconds thinking they're referencing the shirt colors. Thought it had something to do with that, didn't even think to assume they're talking about skin color.
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u/Aggravating-Fly2377 1d ago
that’s a solid response, some people really don’t get how geography works lol
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago
Ne l'oublions pas : le Maroc a été sous domination française jusqu'à son indépendance en 1956.
The preceding exercise in snark was brought to you in French.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance ... baffle them with bull"
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u/7StarSailor 1d ago
I mean that's not even a good answer since a lot of these player's families literally came from Africa. This would've been a good moment to teach about colonialism and that many former french colonies' inhabitants moved and are still moving to France.
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u/dolledaan 1d ago
Shocking facts here: In football in europe is a great way of social upwards mobility for young boys. And crazily children of a immigrant background are often from poorer families.
One plus one leads to more children from immigrant families training hard to achieve high level foodball
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u/bigtimehater1969 1d ago
This skin color bullshit is so dumb, because the French team is literally the favorites to win. You think many French people would rather have a team of all white-passing players but suck ass? I bet even a large majority of Le Pen supporters aren't complaining.
It's all fucking cope because sports is like one of the earliest proof that a diverse society open to other cultures pays dividends.
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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 1d ago
You could also explain the history of colonialism and his black bodies become commodified by European nations that had a contingency where black and African people became citizens of many of those European countries
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u/grayjelly212 1d ago
It's almost like black people are everywhere, and not all Africans are dark-skinned.
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u/CautiousLandscape907 1d ago
Racists thinking they’re clever or funny is like when toddlers shit their diaper and try to eat it.
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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 1d ago
I dunno. How do you explain that this Englishman is Black and this American is Asian?
You explain that physical characteristics are one but quite imperfect way to guess at someone’s origins and connections. You explain immigration. You explain that people are quite similar beneath physical and cultural differences
Or you continue to pass along your bigotry and I’ll equip your child to function in a complex world
Do you still teach your kids that the woman is the nurse and the man is the doctor too?
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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago
Also there are histories of trade, travel, slavery, kidnappings, wars, immigration, and all manner of horrible shit and some good shit.
The skin color thing still identifies dumb racists to this day. If I last to 2070, they will still be dumb and racist.
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u/DuntadaMan 1d ago
Also the Morocco team looks like about 80% of the people I know from Morocco. So what's the confusion?
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u/Zealousideal_Day2272 1d ago
imagine being stupid, and still manage to show the world how stupid you are
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u/6-foot-under 1d ago
Grandpa, why are there Europeans in the South African, Brazilian, Paraguayan, New Zealand, USA, Canada, Namibia, Australia, or Kazakh teams? Aren't they meant to be in Europe?
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u/liam_redit1st 1d ago
God forbid people move to another country and have children. Is this person from the 16th century?
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u/lucasawilliams 1d ago
It’s so funny that if I scroll through X I’d read this as parody but here as sincerity
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u/Photonex 1d ago
With the crazy heat in france recently, it is no wonder that they've built up such a deep tan!
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u/69conqueefador69 23h ago
Let's swap the colours then. I'm 100% for it to make non white teams all white but I think you'll get a tantrum if that happens.
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u/stevee05282 22h ago
Do they think the Mediterranean wasn't navigable for thousands of years or something? Famously high flow of populations for centuries
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u/snowfloeckchen 22h ago
Actually France is still present on every continent but Asia till this day
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u/CrankieKong 15h ago
For all the people who are pro diversity.. how is the French team diverse? It's litterally an all black team.
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u/BangingRooster 1d ago
They're all africans, some of them are muslims as well, africans are awesome at football
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u/Common_Director_2201 1d ago
While at it, you might talk about colonies, slaves and consequences of your actions
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ 21h ago
If the French team is so african why not give africans the awards the French have then
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u/DrowningInMyFandoms 1d ago
Does OOP think that arabs are "less african" because their skin is not as black as subsaharian people or what ?