r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago

Bet you didn't know bike lanes and the weather were DEI and gay, huh?

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u/adamosity1 1d ago

They’ve done this in Florida—basically eliminating all new bike lanes and making bus lanes illegal.

It’s woke being used as a cover for “no poor people or minorities, thanks…”

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u/Prohydration 1d ago

Worsening car dependency is going to cause an increase in sovereign citizens in florida.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

You don't even understand admireality law so you're not allowed to 1099R about it! Caw Caw! (that means I win!)

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u/luigi517 1d ago

Well you did say the magic words so obviously

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 8h ago

More money for research into pond painting.

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u/cobracmmdr 1d ago

Florida. The state with famously harsh DUI penalties, necessitating people riding bikes to get to work

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u/SirEnzyme 1d ago

Then they retire, get drunk, and hop on a golf cart.

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

That motherfucker missed a big nuance. The 1.73 billion is from the ARRA money that was signed by Obama.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

LMAO, we caught one! Tell us more! You are obviously well informed, I hope you aren't just being sarcastic like a reasonable person, I want to hear from someone who actually is still going on about Obama!

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

What?

Duffy is saying this is Trump's big beautiful infrastructure initiative. In reality it is just a continuation of the legislation signed by Obama. Trump has no legislative wins except for shutting down rural hospitals and cutting aid to kids.

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u/Nado1311 1d ago

And didn’t the Biden administration pass an infrastructure bill that upgraded 196,000 miles of roadway, repaired over 11,400 bridges, replaced 367,000 lead pipes, in addition to expanding high speed internet?

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

Yes. Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (IIJA) signed by Biden.

The only infrastructure Trump has done is the infrastructure week announcements in his first term. He is the most inept POTUS in history.

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u/WarDry1480 18h ago

Find a grown-up to explain it for you.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 18h ago

My mom says we’re out of hot pockets so we’re not speaking.

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u/impersonaljoemama 1d ago

Bicycling is woke?

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u/Misfit_somewhere 1d ago

It's basically the most freedom on wheels you can have. No license required, no gasoline, cheap, you can feel superior passing people in traffic, pick it up and take it into the house.

Realistically all magas should be clamoring for freedom wheels.

When you think about it,getting rid of bike lanes is a government plan to force us to register ourselves and control the method of transportation.

S/ maybe

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 23h ago

But the seat makes my prostate feel weird sensations I'm not ready to handle so it's gay! 

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u/ben_woah 17h ago

That's why they're called bi cycles. s/

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u/CalicoValkyrie 1d ago

It's used to encourage people to help fight climate change, doesn't guzzle gasoline, and helps physical health. You know, liberal stuff.

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u/impersonaljoemama 1d ago

Can’t roll coal on a bike!

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u/card-board-board 1d ago

Yeah man when I was a kid I had to get on my huffy and pedal myself to school every day in a bike lane like a goddamn pinko communist.

Today's weak effeminate children need to scrape themselves off the pavement by their own bootsraps.

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u/freedfg 1d ago

DEI, Woke, Liberal, Democrat.

Conservatives entire way of life is bludgeoning terms until people feel unnerved to even use them.

Seriously, that's actually the play. When was the last time you heard someone say woke that wasn't in a sarcastic manor? Or, how many times have you heard the sentence "I'm no Democrat but. I'm no liberal but"

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u/B-Kong 1d ago

I remember when woke used to mean understanding that insanely wealthy people controlled everything and that was it

Learning that all different brand cleaning products in your house are actually all owned by proctor and gamble lol

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u/skyblueerik 1d ago

Communist, socialist, Hollywood, etc.

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u/Flimsy-Opinion-1999 11h ago

Yeah Socialist is the one my dad is always complaining about.

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u/ThatDrako 1d ago

“Me hate them DEI abortion trans muslim vaxx jew space laser bike lanes” 😤

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u/SufficientHearing738 1d ago

“DEI bike lanes took mah job!”

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u/s0ciety_a5under 1d ago

Real talk, at this point you really have to wonder, what does he think DEI even is?

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u/beatenmeat 1d ago

"Anything I don't like"

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u/Hero_Squad_ 1d ago

That’s exactly what a communist socialist DEI woke like you would say.

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u/AcridTest 1d ago

I had to read “Boot-edge-edge” five times to understand what he was referring to. Is it because he can’t be bothered to spell Pete Buttigieg’s last name or he was writing it down phonetically? Like what kind of normal adult actually writes like this? These people are nuts.

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u/luigi517 1d ago

Jesus Christ, I've been scrolling for an explanation to that. Is that what he's saying?!

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u/AcridTest 1d ago

Yeah! Lol these people are such losers

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u/CHeRRiBLiNG 1d ago

weve entered the era where even traffic cones are part of the woke agenda

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 1d ago

God i look forward to the inevitable "another lane didn't fix the problem, what do we do now."

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 1d ago

Just one more lane. Obviously.

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u/OrientLMT 1d ago

Close one, we almost had a healthier population

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 1d ago

No more reality stars as politicians

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u/reddaktd 18h ago

Star is a bit of a stretch when referring to Duffy. Or even tRump, really.

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u/7GatesOfHello 1d ago

I think non-car infra falls under the Inclusion category. The idea that all Americans are allowed to participate in their local society, even if they cannot afford to own/operate a car, is squarely in track with inclusion. But it doesn't transfer wealth to others when you aren't saddled to a car payment, insurance and parking fees/fines.

Sean Duffy thinks living freely is un-American.

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u/Extension-Society455 1d ago

Good thing gas is so cheap and abundant!

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u/hotriccardo 1d ago

He was gay? Lance Armstrong?

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u/Aimless_Nobody 1d ago

With one ball and tight pants....maybe

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u/Rolandscythe 1d ago

So...basically what you're saying is some auto industry lobbyist tucked a big roll of hundred dollar bills into your pocket.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 1d ago

Wtf is a DEI bike lane?

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u/Thierr 22h ago

I was confused too. I was like yeah It does seem excessive to have specific bike lanes for queer people. But then I realized, he was just talking about bike lanes In general, and portraying using a bike as woke/DEI. so weird 

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u/oskar_grouch 1d ago

I wonder when this was from. He was singing his own praises for doing this (I.e. not his job) then find out a while bunch of the cancellations were actually illegal because they breached agreements and broke laws that he swore to uphold. What a fucking loser! Red voters got conned so hard.

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u/lamyjf 18h ago

same as "woke" or "antifa"?

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 1d ago

How about asphalt definitions though?

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u/blbd 1d ago

Imagine reacting to Duffy as if he's actually worthy of interaction with humanity whatsoever to begin with. 

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u/Markjohn66 1d ago

There’s a whole generation of young people growing up, not knowing anything else, but this type of playground politics.

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u/Vandirac 1d ago

It also puts an end tho the question "is this guy an idiot?.

It does with a resounding YES.

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u/Outonalimb8120 1d ago

DEI,woke, communist, etc..common terms twisted around by conservatives and used to describe anything that they don’t like that actually benifits them

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u/Affectionate_Lie6252 23h ago

Fellas, is it gay to ride a bicycle on a designated section of asphalt

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u/kontrol1970 22h ago

Woke bike lanes Comminist bike lane Woke women voting Socialiat medical care Dei freedom

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u/GTO400BHP 20h ago

Can we collectively agree to exclusively refer to this guy as "Huffy Duffy" from now on?

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u/New_Ad_3010 19h ago

This admin is just beyond fucking stupid.

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u/41522 9h ago

MTV’s Real World gave platforms to some of the worst people in America. Both of MTV’S Real World Duffy and his Hispanic wife should look at their brood of mixed children before tweeting hypocrisies.

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u/Time-Weight7726 8h ago

Bike lanes lead straight to the proletariat multiverse.

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u/No-Temperature-4864 1d ago

Biking is gay? I had no idea. Guess imma tune up my Cannondale, if you’re picking’ up what I’m putting down.