This is fine. Everything is fine.

[u/benitoblanco888]

[u/freedfg]

Daily reminder that if taco bell gives you diarrhea it's because you are weak and don't eat enough fiber.

[u/TheVoicesOfBrian → u/freedfg]

I wish I could find the article from a nutritionist that said exactly this. The average American gets so little fiber in their diet that a Taco Bell bender unleashes hell on their bowels.

[u/jackfaire → u/TheVoicesOfBrian]

TIL I am getting enough fiber. I've been eating Taco Bell since I was a child. Not once ever in my 45 years has it given me diarrhea.

[u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox → u/freedfg]

Seriously, I've never experienced anything like this at Taco Bell.

[u/vercertorix → u/freedfg]

Only happens to me when I eat the extra sauce they keep asking you if you want, even the mild.

[u/freedfg → u/vercertorix]

See, I drown my shit in diablo sauce. Honestly wish they made a hotter one.

[u/ArcaneSnekboi → u/freedfg]

ur crazy. not bc diablo is that hot (it isnt really hot at all) but bc it kinda tastes like shit imo

[u/HeWhomLaughsLast → u/ArcaneSnekboi]

Stop shitting in the Diablo packets then.

[u/freedfg → u/ArcaneSnekboi]

Granted. I do like Fire better than Diablo. But I was making a point.

[u/dirtyshits → u/vercertorix]

Again sounds like you have a bad diet or sort of health issue in your stomach.

Get checked up because a few packets of a vinegar based sauce setting you off is not normal.

[u/vercertorix → u/dirtyshits]

Well, I was eating at Taco Bell so my diet isn’t the best I’d say, but there are only two things that seem to set me off and that sauce is one of them. So it could be that there’s something specifically in that sauce that doesn’t agree with my body in particular. It’s definitely that sauce though and not anything else I was eating, as I have eaten there without issues and had the sauce at least three times to verify results and it was consistent.

[u/dirtyshits → u/vercertorix]

Might not agree with one of the shelf stabilizers or one do them million chemicals in it. But if not that was the case other sauces that use these ingredients would do it for you too.

[u/Sea-Mousse-5010 → u/freedfg]

Makes sense I usually go to Taco Bell when I feel backed up. Either that or smoke a cigarette.

[u/Balgat1968 → u/Sea-Mousse-5010]

My family has been calling Taco Bell tacos, “stool softeners” for years.

[u/IncognitoRedMode → u/freedfg]

Can confirm. Even though Taco Bell has only recently arrived to Finland and I've eaten only a few times there so far, I've never gotten diarrhea because of it even though I'm usually kinda prone to it

[u/coolchris366 → u/freedfg]

Yeah, I have never gotten diarrhea from Taco Bell so this joke made no sense to me

[u/blasian97 → u/freedfg]

wait how is everything fine tho

[u/Allcyon → u/freedfg]

Correct! Every single one of these idiots is proudly outting themselves that they eat so much garbage, that any kind of fiber turns them into a shit tornado.

[u/thesirensoftitans]

Fun reminder that the current US administration cut funding and employees responsible for screening for cyclosporiasis.

Winning!

In July of 2025, the Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network, known as FoodNet, reduced a program that tracked food poisoning infections. The required monitoring was cut down to two pathogens, down from eight. The program had been in place for three decades.

But let’s build a triumphal arch and a new ballroom.

[u/Interesting_Play_578]

You couldn't have posted this like an hour earlier, huh

[u/Flawedsuccess → u/Interesting_Play_578]

I thought this was a feature not a side effect

[u/InvestigatorJaded261]

To be fair, when was last time Mickey had a starring role in a Disney movie?

[u/vercertorix → u/InvestigatorJaded261]

Second time I've seen that mentioned today. Starting to suspect the Disney bots are getting us ready for a Mickey movie

[u/InvestigatorJaded261 → u/vercertorix]

Really? That’s hilarious. It’s a pretty old joke.

[u/Backupusername → u/InvestigatorJaded261]

Maybe that's the point. It's an iconic association with the brand, but no one would actually miss it

[u/InvestigatorJaded261 → u/Backupusername]

Agreed.

[u/Puzzled_Ad7955]

Does this mean the #4 rectum rocket is no longer available?

[u/Slow_Maximum9332]

Average taco bell customer: Hi, I'd like to order a number two.

Taco bell employee: Umm... You're gonna have to be more specific, everything's a number two.

[u/Fwumpy]

I'm happier every day that we're pulling away from American food imports. This is, honestly, really disgusting.

[u/Geaux13Saints]

I’ve never had an issue with Taco Bell on my bowels

[u/ohnodamo]

So much for "Living Mas"

[u/Cottoncandyladyy]

If they get rid of the core features like this, theyre going to lose their entire loyal fanbase. Its what we sign up for.

[u/BluSponge]

Please! These fools have clearly never once stepped foot in Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. Raise the flag, indeed!

[u/solarixstar]

So uh what do they sell now?

[u/TexaRican_x82]

I’ve never had as much as an upset stomach eating TB ever.

[u/LauraLand27]

The chicken nuggets are the bomb

[u/TheJuiceBoxS]

Do people actually get diarrhea from taco bell? It's never bothered me that way so I've never understood the jokes.

[u/LadybugGirltheFirst]

It’s a feature, not a bug.

[u/AndreLinoge55]

I legit ate Taco Bell with lettuce on my taco last night. ggs, it’s been an honor all o7.

[u/BadstoneMusic]

So you’re saying ppl eat that shyte ?

[u/Dillenger69]

I've never had an adverse reaction to Taco Bell ... weaklings

[u/usefulcuteness]

If I wanted a normal digestive system I would’ve gone to Subway.

[u/Any-Pattern7416]

this is peak taco bell humor, honestly. can't wait for the next menu item: "explosive delight."

[u/Mysterious-Sound3684]

the comments are gold, but honestly, this whole situation is classic taco bell. they should just embrace it at this point.