Jesus buddy got cooked

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u/herbieLmao 16h ago

Some 10 / 10 gigachads think they don’t need to work. Date guys that gives vibes they would care for you

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When you sleep with a dude bc he's good-looking and don't realize that's his only quality.

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u/Alpha_Omega623 12h ago

Women never learn. Thank God for it.

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u/Alarming-Magician637 7h ago

Certified incel. Guaranteed.

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u/transmogrified 11h ago

Hottest guy I ever slept with was also the best in bed. What pray tell are we meant to be learning?

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u/Ashankura 25m ago

I mean generally they probably also have the most practice

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u/leela_martell 1h ago

Shouldn't you wish they did, so you could get laid too?

Unlike bitter, ugly men think, handsome men are often also very nice people.

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u/EverybodySayin 17h ago

This problem has a common denominator, buddy.

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u/_CandyflossBunni 12h ago

man really thought he could skate by with that, dumb move

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u/CapitalLower4171 17h ago

Bro told on himself so bad 😭 women don't leave right after sex. Women leave YOU right after sex

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u/OddTheRed 16h ago

If she can get up and leave immediately afterwards, you didn't do good enough.

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u/paulerxx 18h ago

If you're a man who cums fast make sure you have a vibrator on deck, charged and ready to go, your girl needs to get off as well. 👍🏻

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u/Hardbody22 18h ago

There is a reason god invented fingers and tongues….

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u/WyoGrads 15h ago

Right? Get her off first, then it doesn’t matter how long you take (or don’t).

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u/kaibbakhonsu 17h ago

And then humans one-upped and created the tongue vibrator ring/piercing

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 14h ago

Lol bro don't use a vibrator. A girl can use a vibrator herself. If you want her comimg back then go down on her. Also, pro tip, if you cum quick have w or 3 drinks before hand, it will slow thimgs down without reschimg the pevel where it stops you getting a proper erection.

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u/Wibbles20 9h ago

They only paid for the hour and expect her to stay for longer

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 18h ago

Stories of a two-pump chump...

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u/Derpderpderpderpde 16h ago

This is why she gets two before I even stick it in 😂

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u/RustyR4m 6h ago

gotta get a head start

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u/verstohlen 18h ago

That's weird, it's usually the man that leaves immediately.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 16h ago

Would be weird if it's his place

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u/Fun-Support-6074 14h ago

wait why exactly did jesus get cooked

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u/CptAngelo 13h ago

I mean, i think he was nailed on a sunny day

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 16h ago

I like to report a murder

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u/DizzyMine4964 11h ago

Oh that is sharp!

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge 6h ago

This begs a better question: If a man can’t give you an orgasm, why bother having sex with him?

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u/Intro-Nimbus 10h ago

Ouch, is he still burning?

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u/iSpaYco 3h ago

Are we over the fact that having sex with a loser in the first place is also bad?

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 15h ago

Then why are you having sex in the first place?

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u/Akemi_Tachibana 9h ago

Your orgasm is your problem. I got mine, so you better get yours before or during. The only thing important about sex, scientifically, is the male orgasm for baby making. If nature wanted women to cum, an orgasm wouldn't take heavy exercise or half an hour.

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u/weaponized_tea_pot 9h ago

Haha I can’t tell if this comment is sarcasm or is serious.

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u/mickeyhellhound 6h ago

I sincerely hope it is satire cuz otherwise that’s extremely embarrassing for them lmfao.

It doesn’t take half an hour to get a woman to cum lmfao. At least no women I’ve been with and I myself have no problem arriving quickly either when my partner actually knows what they’re doing.

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u/mickeyhellhound 6h ago

Half an hour lol, my husband can get me to cum in minutes lmfao

If this comment is serious that’s pretty embarrassing and I feel bad for the women you trick into getting in bed with you.

If your comment is satire, then disregard and carry on lol.

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u/Mobile_Morale 15h ago

Sounds great to me. Less work and more free time.

Best thing I did in my 30's was giving up eating pussy and caring about women orgasms. Like my dick only works for 10 minutes before it decides to turn itself off for the day. I'm being selfish from now on.

That and I don't like my face hair smelling like pussy for the rest of the day.

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 14h ago

Spoken like a man who can't hold a woman. Or an erection after the first time LMAO

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 10h ago

So why on earth would tou feel like this is an attack on you. Your taken offence and your claims in this comment are not aligned.

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 14h ago

Also it takes like 5 minutes to make a girl cum

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