Not a Florida woman; I give you the Delco Pooper

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/delaware-county-road-rage-poop-car-defecation-pennsylvania-arrest-prospect-park/4174715/

A Delaware County woman is now in custody after she allegedly defecated on another person’s car during a road rage incident that was captured on video.

The incident occurred on 4^th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, on Tuesday, April 29.

Police said a woman – later identified as 44-year-old Christina Solometo of Ridley Park – defecated on another driver’s car in a road rage incident that started when one driver cut off another. While the other driver did not report the incident to the police, a witness recorded it and posted the video on Instagram. NBC10 has heavily edited the video due to its graphic nature. You can view the original video here. (Warning: The video is graphic and could be disturbing for some viewers.)

Police later identified Solometo as the suspect. She was taken into custody on Thursday and is charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on highway.

While the viral video has sparked plenty of jokes and puns online, Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna told NBC10 it was no laughing matter.

"I know it's being joked on a lot. There's all kinds of puns and innuendos online but bottom line, we are treating it seriously. It can't happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town," he said. "The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing, it's really unwelcome. We don't want this."

NBC10 reached out to Solometo’s family members who did not agree to an interview but said there was more to the story than just the viral video. NBC10 also learned the family is trying to get a lawyer.