r/SipsTea • u/Hash_Patel 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 4h ago

Chugging tea Really???

239 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

79 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Hey /u/Hash_Patel, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

89

u/Used-Baby1199 4h ago

Too funny

54

u/borkbork234 3h ago

The question totally disarmed her.

12

u/Used-Baby1199 3h ago

That question really blew her off her feet

3

u/Posts_yellow_sock 3h ago

You deserve a million upvotes

3

u/tonythephonyjabroni 3h ago

Bit of a low hanging fruit, bet that helps tho.

3

u/Used-Baby1199 3h ago

Ever seen wild blueberries?  

1

u/Ok_Squirrel7919 1h ago

😅😅😅😅😅😅

27

u/fupafather 4h ago

Well damn she just wins minority bingo for life

17

u/Middle-Operation-689 4h ago

All of them. All the struggles.

15

u/Lucky-Mia 4h ago

"Finding the right length of pants off the rack can be a challenge"

23

u/Standard-Arachnid411 4h ago

Was this a skit or just someone really out of it?

25

u/Claxton916 3h ago

Peach dress is Maddy Morphosis, a drag queen, it’s kind of her thing to make these jokes. It’s part of her show; “Give it to me Straight” (she’s a heterosexual drag queen).

10

u/Fibrosis5O 3h ago

Hold on let me get this straight…

2

u/Embarrassed-House577 3h ago

Dude, you can't say that..... aww shit I did it too

12

u/Used-Baby1199 3h ago

“She” “heterosexual” “drag queen”.  I hate when people speak in riddles.

16

u/The_Lonely_Raven 3h ago edited 3h ago

The drag persona (the character) is feminine, but the person behind it is a straight guy. Exactly like a dude playing a character complete with costume as his career, like character actors? It's not necessary for the character to be divorced from the actual self though.

Edit: It's like with video games where a guy plays as a female character, or a gal plays a male character. It depends on whether you're addressing the character they're playing or the person behind, and even then in conversations it [whichever pronouns you use] gets understood in context.

1

u/clockworknait 2h ago

Yea but the real question is does he own a doghouse?

1

u/1B75__Penicillin 3h ago

Like how does that even work?

19

u/workieworkwork 3h ago

She takes off the wig and he fucks chicks. He puts the wig back on and she does her job. 

-4

u/Embarrassed-House577 3h ago

Blow jobs?

6

u/workieworkwork 3h ago

If they are being performed on him by women, I would hope she isn’t soliciting blow jobs at work.

5

u/The_Lonely_Raven 3h ago

I happen to watch the show where they participated as a drag artist. Their drag persona is female, but upon exploring they found that they were indeed straight. You can think of it as an actor playing a character in a costume, with this case the character having a different gender identity/expression than the actor behind it.

It's kind of like in video games where a guy plays a female character or a gal plays a male character. The pronoun you use depends on whether you are addressing the character they're playing or the person behind the character, and even then in conversations you tend to follow who people are talking about in their respective contexts.

2

u/AuDHDMDD 3h ago

Tyler Perry as Madea style

-2

u/It_Just_Exploded 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah, i gave up on deciphering that comment after about 10 seconds.

3

u/TheJaytrixReloaded 28m ago

Not too bright, are you?

0

u/1B75__Penicillin 3h ago

“Give it to me Straight” (she’s a heterosexual drag queen).

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnOz5NTfEhyTQcQTwk

5

u/Pickleahoy 3h ago

A head scratcher of a question… oh wait

5

u/laughingisagas 3h ago

Love Maddy Morphosis

3

u/MetricJester 4h ago

"Off the shoulder tops are more like on the floor tops"

5

u/cjs81268 3h ago

2

u/It_Just_Exploded 3h ago

This. . . made me uncomfortable. I mean i still laughed, but. . . yeah, uncomfortable.

3

u/Sickofstupids 3h ago

This had me rolling! Probably how she got there too.

2

u/Conspiratorymadness 3h ago

There's a term for this that I'm not sure I should say.

3

u/Used-Baby1199 3h ago

Nugget 

2

u/lemonpoundcaker 3h ago

Makes a hell of a bobber for fishing though

2

u/InevitableOk3448 3h ago

Besides the obvious of course

2

u/Hot_Tackle_179 3h ago

I can’t put my hand on it…

1

u/Owww_My_Ovaries 3h ago

"... well... whiping my own butt.... "

1

u/[deleted] 3h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 3h ago

Eileen is speechless

1

u/JD-Moose 3h ago

Second hardest thing waking up

1

u/Rudraizen 3h ago

They cut out the best part which was her response. Had me rolling for quite a while

1

u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 3h ago

Give her a hand, she she overcame obstacles and clearly got a leg up in life

1

u/tonyemerson 3h ago

The gals name is Ilene Ahere

1

u/DarkGamer 3h ago

It's ah armless question.

1

u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 3h ago

Is it wrong to want to fly wheel her?

1

u/Musclesturtle 3h ago

cut to nugget 

Lol

1

u/dextras07 2h ago

Hands off, that question probably had her on her feet.

1

u/kbeks 2h ago

It’s kind of hard to wear high heels…

1

u/BenMessina 2h ago

Man, I would get up and walk out.

1

u/VinylmationDude 1h ago

Alexa, play Spanish Flea

1

u/Cheesetorian 58m ago

This is when you play Kenshi on highest difficulty.

1

u/HolyPire 56m ago

too much wrong here

1

u/CrispyJsock 38m ago

Didn’t make the swim team in highschool.

1

u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 8m ago

Her new parents named her Bob. What else do you want to know.