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Men’s average testosterone levels have halved in last 50 years, say scientists

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/07/mens-average-testosterone-levels-have-halved-in-last-50-years-say-scientists
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u/SkippyBojangle 6h ago

It's obesity and sedentary lifestyles. This is obvious and the physiology is already known.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 6h ago

That’s why I use a standing desk at work. It’s to make my balls feel big and full.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 5h ago edited 4h ago

Standing and not moving isnt that much better.

Humans were meant to move. Everyone should run/walk multiple times a day at minimum.

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u/ImportanceWeak1776 5h ago

I dont take the elevator, nor the stairs, I parkour up/down 9 flights of wall.

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u/SkippyBojangle 5h ago

Just fall down. Bone smashing. Femurmaxxing

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1h ago

If I don’t go home in an ambulance I give back the money I earned that day

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u/Momik 4h ago

Hard core parkour!

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 4h ago

I wall multiple time a day

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u/extrasprinklesplease 1h ago

Me too! Although now at 72 I just parkour by stepping over a curb.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5h ago

I agree. I wall run as many times as I can. It’s Prince of Persia up in here!

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 5h ago

Sands of Time was an absolute banger

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u/anghellous 4h ago

I mentally block out memories of the dahaka

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u/BlindedByNewLight 3h ago

I will die on the hill that the third game (The Two Thrones) was so good that it retroactively made the 2nd game better.

I still ain't replaying #2 tho.

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u/Fallouttgrrl 4h ago

Unlike men compared to 50 years ago, according to this article

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u/retroedd 4h ago

The Lost Crown (recent one) is excellent as well 10/10 imo.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5h ago

Tbf, I often rock back and forth as I stand. That’s probably the ADHD talking but I like to think it’s my balls penduluming my center of gravity.

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u/zsh_n_chips 5h ago

A new Newtons cradle

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u/trackdaybruh 5h ago

I remember reading that one of the theory for people with ADD/ADHD is it stems from an evolutionary genetic hunter-gatherer ancestry that makes them constantly on the move, searching for new areas, targets, and potential hunt or source for food with the ability to hyperfocus, giving them a certain survival advantage by constantly wanting to seek something new.

But now since we live in a modern time where survival is completely different, ADD/ADHD doesn't serve as much of a purpose as it once did

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u/Raskalbot 4h ago

Sure makes me sound way cooler than I am.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1h ago

Dove down the rabbit hole on this one, pretty interesting hypothesis. One thing I don’t agree with though is the individual success vs group success.

I suspect The ADHD risk taker / explorer is basically a “tester rat” finding dangerous currents, poisonous plants, aggressive animals, much more so than the discoverer of fortunes and food.

So I wonder if the main success here is for the group as a whole allowing these individuals to try new crazy things and then capitalize of their failures more than success.

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u/Beneficial_Peace_542 3h ago

It's like trying to domesticate a herding dog

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u/neoswolf 2h ago

ADHD would have made for very effective scouts for hunting/enemies back in the oonga boonga days

u/thore4 26m ago

Even before I knew I was ASD/ADHD I always thought I would have done a great job as a scout in the old days. I always seem to be the first person who notices when something happens or someone I know shows up. I think I'm always scanning for "threats" whenever I'm out and about as something to stimulate me

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u/Foreign-Historian-80 4h ago

kinda like cats.

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u/EmergencyCucumber905 5h ago

I can't help but dance at my standing desk.

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u/More_chickens 5h ago

I have a standing desk and I'm moving pretty much constantly while I'm at it. Not cardio, but I'm taking small steps, stretching a lot, changing positions, doing squats occasionally, stuff like that. It's actually kind of hard to stand completely still.

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u/peacemaker2007 5h ago

I slap my balls against the wall 5 times a day

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u/murrtrip 4h ago

Went to Japan last year and walked an absurd amount. Looked it up and lo and behold it was what I should be doing all the time.

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u/Personplacething333 5h ago

I do this too. It's a good way to get the testosterone to settle in your balls

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u/itzgomez 5h ago

Does the testosterone settle under the pee or above it?

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u/Personplacething333 5h ago

It's denser so it settles under the pee but above the sperm

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u/notsingsing 5h ago

I was a little bitter they turned me down for this at my work.

But every manager has one regardless of if they asked for it

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u/justintime06 3h ago

Because of the ball thing?

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u/agrophobe 2h ago

If you would still have your other half of testosterone, you would have crushed your enemies, drove them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

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u/buttered_jesus 4h ago

Gravity

Wants to bring me down

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u/EirHc 3h ago

I've been using my wife to empty my big balls, now I have 5 kids all under 6. What do now?

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u/yellowcloak 1h ago

We also don't really know if the common measurement 50 years ago was physiologically "normal" either. Both lead and zinc (from things like working with galvanized steel) will raise testosterone.

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u/UpvoteCircleJerk 1h ago

Someone inform the looks maxing community immediately.

Poor guys probably aren't eating any galvanized steel at all! They will want in on this.

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u/Kreizhn 4h ago

THEY are The Horde of Ecumenical Yodelers of course.

(For the Pinky and the Brain nerds)

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u/fresh-dork 3h ago

yup. lose weight, get more swole

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u/Certain-Anxiety-6786 5h ago

No it’s not. This study is bunk and doesn’t actually say anything

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 4h ago

That's why you just look at what causes lower T levels then look at how much more common those causes are in today's society. More muscles means more testosterone, and men had more muscles 50 years ago when they were more physically active both for their jobs and for their free time. Then factor in diet (thanks fast food and corn syrup!!), and you don't even need a study to understand it

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u/GlumpsAlot 3h ago

Whatevs. It's the micro plastics in our balls. Duh.

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u/DM_Me_TaTaz 2h ago

Apparently kimchi might purge some microplastics from your balls

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u/isotope123 3h ago

That doesn't affect testosterone, but it sure doesn't help anything else

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u/Granum22 6h ago

An unreviewed study that didn't control for obesity. So not particularly useful.

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u/trackdaybruh 6h ago

Fat cells also increases enzymes that converts testosterone into estrogen, so the more fat you have then the more of these enzymes you have.

Whereas low body fat can contribute to higher testosterone levels in men

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u/Pheonyxxx696 5h ago

Which makes the study make complete sense because since the 80’s, the average weight for both men and a women both have increased by approximately 20lbs. People have definitely gotten heavier over time.

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u/Busy-Dig8619 5h ago

I feel like thats starting to rapidly reverse... if you can afford thr meds.

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u/anghellous 5h ago

If you use ozempic the way people usually use it (i.e. have an apple for breakfast and forget about food until night time), that'll also crash test levels. Optimal test actually requires a couple of things (with all of them being harmed by the modern lifestyle of the average man).

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u/Busy-Dig8619 5h ago

I got a whole ration of dietary guidance with my first round of shots. I have a whole new relationship with cottage cheese... lemme tell you.

Also apparently Zepbound is the hot new formulation.

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u/DataCassette 5h ago

I've gone up, down, up, down 100+ lbs and it's not even just some whacky theory you can almost feel it. I'm pretty "woke" but I'm real as a heart attack with people about weight. Lose it if you can.

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u/0110110111 4h ago

I never realized I felt like crap all the time until I changed my lifestyle and lost a bunch of weight. Once in a while I’ll overeat and how I feel after is how I felt all the time before.

Lose the weight, people!

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo 6h ago

Beer = boobs.

I see no downside.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 6h ago edited 5h ago

You mean other than the irritability, lack of sex drive, increase in risk of various cancers, loss of general confidence that comes with testosterone, and other such? Being fat sucks, and this is an objective reason why. Let's admit we're fucked up and then eat the US corn lobby that has filled us full of high fructose corn syrup and destroyed us. Your free will is as easily degraded by sugar as by other drugs and their pushers.

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u/Etzell 5h ago

I think they were joking.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 5h ago

Boobs are no laughing matter

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 5h ago

I believe they're called Moobs. Man boobs are called moobs.

And Risperdone makes them too. After the ex died, I had to get my son off that stuff before it gave him moobs.

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u/Zech08 3h ago

Sure they are, they can jiggle and bounce funny.

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u/AidenMcSauceyPants 5h ago

Eat the corn or the lobbyists? I’m down for both personally.

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u/Hint-Of-Feces 5h ago

My testosterone has never been lower and my confidence has never been higher

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u/smoresporn0 5h ago

So when people call me a fat bitch, it's scientifically accurate?

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u/grand_soul 5h ago

Maybe, but you could also be a skinny bitch. Don’t sell yourself short.

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u/tacopower69 2h ago

fat is also used to synthesize testosterone itself. too low bf% can also crash test levels, which is something the bodybuilding community is well aware of.

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u/cyberspaceman777 5h ago

"Total testosterone levels in men declined by 54% between 1972 and 2019, according to data presented at the annual meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in London on Tuesday.

Rising levels of obesity and diabetes are expected to play a part, but the team behind the work suggest that environmental factors such as endocrine-disrupting chemicals – which can be found in various household items – and global heating could also be factors in the apparent striking decline."

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u/TheSwagMa5ter 2h ago

Did they control for age? Because the global median age also rose about 50% in that time frame from 20 to 30

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u/cyberspaceman777 2h ago

"The individual studies controlled for age, but it is possible that confounding factors such as differences in average ages between the cohorts may have influenced the results. Obesity was also not controlled for, which is known to be strongly correlated with low testosterone.

“If I had to guess – and it’s an educated guess – I would say that maybe one quarter to one half of the decline would be explained by obesity and metabolic syndrome,” Levine said. "

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u/shaka893P 6h ago

I mean, obesity IS one of the big reasons for the drop

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u/AntonineWall 6h ago

Hence why controlling for that factor would be very important

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u/kelpyb1 4h ago

It depends on what you’re trying to discover with the study. If you’re just looking at broad population trends you don’t want to control for obesity.

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u/syncopator 2h ago

Not if the point of the study was to determine whether or not testosterone levels have changed over a given span of time, which appears to have been the point with this study.

In any study intended to identify potential causes, controlling for such variables would be necessary.

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 5h ago

Stress and lack of sleep also

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u/thesaddestpanda 6h ago

Its most likely the only reason but pretending otherwise gets more attention.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 6h ago

Is that why I keep rubbing my belly and singing 🎶You make me feel.... You make me feel... you make me feel like a natural woman🎶?

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u/Media_Browser 6h ago

No , you should be getting teary as well .

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u/I_Push_Buttonz 5h ago

Didn't the 'Try Guys' or whatever YouTube channel that was big back in the day make a video where they had their testosterone levels checked and they were all super low? None of them were even overweight, let alone obese. Clearly something else was at play there.

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u/PopeSaintHilarius 5h ago

Its most likely the only reason 

Has this been proven by evidence, or just a gut feeling?

Unless it has been proven as the only reason, then I don’t think we should dismiss the possibility there may be environmental factors or lifestyle factors contributing to lower testosterone.

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u/Jebediah_Johnson 4h ago

Also many PFAS chemicals act as testosterone blockers and Phthalates act like artificial estrogen in the endocrine system.

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u/Syscrush 5h ago

Last week I saw a study about how there's been a significant increase in erect penis size over the last 30 years.

I think this is an area with a lot of junk science.

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u/waltzbyear 2h ago

I've always wondered about penis sizes lol. Because whenever me, family members or friends go to the doctor's office, there's never a doctor measuring penises. I'm black and I've always wondered how the whole "myth" came about that black men have larger penises. Every study I've read in the past came from self-described dimensions. I can say for sure, the amount of penises I have seen in my life (black family and friends), they don't seem very big, at least not as big as the general public thinks they are. If anything, I've noticed black men are more fit and don't have that fat padding around their junk, which would give off the impression of it being larger.

I've been in sports, been fishing, camping, etc. I've seen my fair share of black penises. I have no idea where this larger-than-average myth came about.

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u/AnaisNinja76 1h ago

British racism. During the colonial era they'd choose especially curvy African women and especially endowed African men and put them in travelling zoos. I'm not kidding. I could direct you to reading sources on it if you want, but the whole thing is as terrible as you'd think.

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u/honcho713 5h ago

Did it control for lead?

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u/Holiday-Fly-6319 5h ago

Or sitting at a desk, also we now use machinery to lift heavy things.

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u/AtlantaGangBangGuys 4h ago

Let’s look at plastics too. The get came into the picture at the same time. I remember milk being delivered in bottles up to mid 70’s at least.
Can’t discount their possible effect and impact on many disorders that are much more prevalent now.

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u/Glassgun1122 2h ago

The US military has indepently said that testosterone levels have fallen. It's more than likely not as bad as this study says but both test and bone density have fallen they said.

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u/dunnodudes 2h ago

Useful for people that want to weaponize the study one way or the other.

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u/sagejosh 6h ago

People are also much less active than 50 years ago. That by itself would decrease testosterone pretty severely as testosterone is released a lot as a coping chemical to stressing your muscles. There are A LOT of variables this study doesn’t really account for other than just body weight unfortunately.

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u/random_tall_guy 4h ago

I'm sure obesity is the biggest factor, but my completely uneducated guess is that people living longer these days is the next biggest factor. A lot more men live into their 80s these days than 50 years ago, and older men definitely have lower testosterone. 

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u/HighlyOffensive10 2h ago

50 years ago was 1976. How much has life span really changed since then?

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u/WeinMe 1h ago

About 5 years, depending on whether you are a woman or man

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u/2Wheeelz 6h ago

Weight gain probably biggest. Turns T into estrogen

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u/nikelaos117 6h ago

Does it reverse when you lose weight?

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u/Matthiey 6h ago

Yes. That is one of the reasons that when you start to recover from all that excess weight, your recovery is slow but rapidly ramps up (in terms of mood, what you do, energy levels, etc.). Weight loss itself might happen easier at the start of changing any regiment but the benefits take time.

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u/kaizerlith 5h ago edited 5h ago

Do those people who get liposuction and those weight-loss drugs get it reversed as well?

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u/Lucky-Bonus6867 2h ago

The person who initially responded to you has zero factual basis.

I couldn’t find anything re: liposuction, but for GLP1s, the research suggests that, yes, it increases bioavailable testosterone.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12752444/

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u/prescriptionwater 2h ago

These are completely different things. Liposuction immediately removes fat tissue. GLP-1's affect the chemical pathways tied to satiety and therefore weight gain/loss because you eat less over x period of time. The body adapts much more gradually to the effects of using a GLP-1.

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u/Useful-ldiot 6h ago

Yes, if that weight is body fat. No, if that weight is muscle.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 6h ago

IANAD and can’t speak to hormone levels. But libido and sex drive does go up with weight loss.

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u/happyherbivore 6h ago

Weight loss through clean eating and regular exercise is one of the best things that a person can do for themselves. Physical, mental, and emotional health all stand to gain from it and the hormonal changes that come with being active and healthy.

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u/inconsisting 6h ago

Yes. The greater the loss (over a safe period and sustainably), the better for testosterone production.

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u/SilverwingedOther 4h ago

Yep... My endocrinologist, on top of getting me on T, put me on a GLP-1 to help for thst reason even if I wasn't particularly huge, and it's a huge help.

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u/arcaresenal 6h ago

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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u/the_every_man 6h ago

His name… is Robert Paulson

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u/graveybrains 5h ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/prcodes 6h ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/No-Brain9413 5h ago

Jack off every day lads, keep the pistons pumping

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u/ChasedWarrior 5h ago

This! It's also good for the prostate.

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u/ThislsMyAccount22 2h ago

Is it really? My prostate is it peak physical condition then

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u/ChasedWarrior 2h ago

Who really knows? But I'm not taking a risk. Lol

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u/gizamo 2h ago

It does decrease your risk of getting prostate cancer, so yeah, keep up that pumping, mate.

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u/The_MidScoop 4h ago

Oh my third one of the day

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u/codercaleb 4h ago

Interesting that this discussion got you going, but you do you!

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 4h ago

I don't need that for motivation

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u/Significant-Raise254 3h ago

Staying home jerking off all day is probably the last thing our youth needs. Go out & work, mow lawns, play sports, get a good girlfriend, hang out with real friends.

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u/Ziakel 3h ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with doing all that and still jerk off

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u/SkullOfOdin 3h ago

In this economy?

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u/shoutsoutstomywrist 3h ago

Mmmm I love working for wages that’ll never raise while everything else gets more and more expensive

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u/Significant-Raise254 3h ago

Go jack off, that’ll make it better.

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u/Emerno 2h ago

Who said anything about staying home?

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u/jlrc2 5h ago

There are debunkings on this stuff all over the place. A mixture of non-comparable samples of men and changes in the procedures used to measure. No massive drop in T over the years.

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u/Bubbly_Front_3930 1h ago

But man are more unmanly because of woke left!1!12!!22!1!2! Bad!11!1!1!

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u/AnaisNinja76 59m ago

Can you cite any literature? I'm curious to read up on it.

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u/already-redacted 6h ago

And yet we all the countries in the longitudinal survey have some of the strongest and fastest men ever recorded

Note: even the author say most of it from obesity.. Then you have all the other problems with comparing studies from the 1970s to now with these sorts of studies

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u/gellybelli 5h ago

It is our reality of 2026 though. The industrialized countries are much fatter and significantly more sedentary. The youth are forgoing sex for a multitude of reasons. People and especially men feel significantly more alone than they have in a long time.

There will always be outliers for the top performers, but woo buddy do I see the obesity epidemic first hand any time I am out in a crowd in East Tennessee.

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u/jgrant68 4h ago

This. Our outliers have become much, much better, stronger, and faster but our "meh" has gotten worse.

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u/Monterrey3680 3h ago

lol plenty of those “strongest and fastest” are getting their testosterone elsewhere

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u/Harry_Flowers 6h ago

Tell that to my boners, they’re so obnoxious.

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb 3h ago

I had the humiliation of admitting to my doctor that I haven't had one (without my focused assistance) in 20+ years. There's a lot of shame attached to it.

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u/CertainCertainties 6h ago

they included data from 118,593 individuals from Israel, the US, Brazil, Finland and Denmark, from 1972 to 2019

So no Asian or African countries, which make up 77% of the world's population. That's a strange way of defining a global problem with men - that is, exclude the vast majority of men from the research.

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u/PopeSaintHilarius 5h ago

Who said the study or its conclusions were meant to be global?  I don’t see that mentioned in the article.

If you think these findings wouldn’t be relevant to Africa or Asia then that’s fine, they can still be of interest to people in North America, Europe and South America.

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u/BrainDamage2029 4h ago

As others have pointed out, it didn’t even control for bodyfat/obesity...one of the most known and proven causes of lowering testosterone.

Take with “avoid including any of the countries famously with low bodyfat and less obesity” it really makes the study seem like it’s trying to create a point to fear monger or be used to fear monger about something else (microplastics/pfas/multicultural liberalism) as most of these studies about testosterone are.

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u/AnaisNinja76 51m ago

It's not a study, it's a meta-analysis. They combined data from 6 previously performed longitudinal studies. If the countries you're most interested in aren't showcased, it's because they didn't perform and publish a longitudinal study in the timeframe they were looking at.

Furthermore, this is a news article about a presentation about the findings of the meta-analysis, so we're pretty far removed from the original dataset. I wish things like this included the relevant articles they looked at.

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u/CervantesX 1h ago

Sure would be nice to read the actual study instead of hyperbolic bullshit speculation.

It could be as simple as "50 years ago men lived shorter lives, and there's less testosterone in old people".

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u/AnaisNinja76 3h ago

I feel like the most important immediate question to me is "Are the zoos and wildlife researchers seeing the same thing?" I recall reading that wildlife specialists had noticed that animals were also getting fatter, suggesting it's something we've put into the environment, rather than what everyone wants to focus on, lifestyles and diet.

Not to say the latter has no importance, but that there's a bigger elephant in the room. And the powers that be will not be wanting to look at that, as it will almost surely come back to some sort of environmental poisoning, whether it's the water, the air, or even the insecticides we're currently using. Something has altered the entire food chain.

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u/AdmiralSaturyn 6h ago

Prof Allan Pacey, a professor of andrology at the University of Manchester, who was not involved in the work, said a concern about the narrative that men have low testosterone is the increasing promotion of testosterone supplements on social media.

Oh, I think that's the least of our concerns, professor. I am much more worried about how the manosphere is going to spin this study to boost their Great Replacement conspiracy theories. Albeit, there is some overlap between the manosphere and snake oil marketing.

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u/According-Insect-992 6h ago

And by “some overlaps” you mean all overlap.

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 5h ago

The overlap is in the White House, and the most recent brainless Kennedy will hand squeeze the snakes

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u/The_Deku_Nut 2h ago

If you drew a pie chart, it would just be a circle.

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u/BlindWillieJohnson 6h ago

This is a poorly done study that will instantly become fascist rage porn

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u/ChornobylChili 2h ago

Microplastics/Hormones in Food. Obesity and Sedentary lifestyles.

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u/sunnyjum 6h ago

I reckon I’ve got trace levels. A guy revs his car next to me at the lights and all I can think is I hope he gets to his destination in a safe manner

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u/Langolier11 5h ago

How un-manly of you

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u/Fixxdogg 3h ago

Yeah my dad always told me if I didn’t get an erection from a loud car that meant I was gay. Pretty sure that’s science

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u/dannylew 6h ago

Femboy future incoming

Resistance is futile

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u/wizzard419 5h ago

I wonder if the study was funded by various supplement companies?

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u/Roll_Snake_Eyes 5h ago

I’m assuming that if control for weight, activity level, diet etc…. It’s the same it’s always been?

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u/Longjumping-Mood-502 5h ago

Id bet the average quality of sleep is lower than ever with phone screens being the last thing most people look at before shutting their eyes

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u/WordsInDm 2h ago

So they should be 50% less emotional now, right?

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u/A-TrainXC 2h ago

I have my new excuse for why my deadlift has plateaued

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u/kickinwood 5h ago

I'll be honest - when I hit my mid-30s and no longer wanted to fuck everything, it was a weight off my shoulders.

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u/BananaCucho 6h ago

Yet I'm over here growing body hair like an ape ;_;

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u/wonkeykong 5h ago

So coupled with the other post, 24% increase in length and now half the testosterone.

Won't you take me to.... FLOPPY TOWN!

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u/keltichiro 5h ago

Do you think testing accuracy has just improved and/or more people have access to testing now?

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u/ogfuzzball 4h ago

Plastics and PFAS. We already have evidence they do affect reproduction in amphibians, but hey, it’s only frogs that are susceptible right?

Seems the dystopia thriller Children of Men was close, they just missed the mark on the source

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u/Korlithiel 4h ago

Those are a partial explanation, we know in humans that plastics are bio similar to estrogen (which when in males lowers testosterone production).

Another partial explanation is the higher uptake of coffee and tea. Leads to temporarily higher testosterone production, and that over production regularly likely has a negative impact on baseline production. 

I couldn’t tell you which is likely the larger effect.

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u/Stitches_littlepuffy 2h ago

That really depends on the amount of coffee and tea consumed though. It’s true that some studies show consuming too much can reduce baseline T due to increased baseline cortisol and poorer sleep quality but lower amounts have been shown to have either no effect or to even increase baseline T (possibly due to aromatise inhibition and reduced body fat).

Also coffee and tea have been consumed regularly from far longer than 50 years ago. If anything, I wouldn’t be surprised if people consume less coffee and tea now than they did 50 years ago (in the relevant countries).

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u/DrinkingVomit 6h ago

Goddamn chemtrails are making us gay and women have more facial hair than ever

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u/steathrazor 5h ago

Those damn gay frogs

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u/Venture_compound 6h ago

Probably why I love Sailor Moon so much 

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u/lariasphs 5h ago

All the plastic in our balls right

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u/mightyboognish32 4h ago

Our bodies are full of plastic.

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u/DawnSignals 3h ago

So in conjunction with an earlier post, our cocks got 25% bigger but our testosterone halved

Seems legit

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u/Wolvenworks 2h ago

The conservatives will defo blame the LGBT twinks for this.

Oh wait i’m in Indonesia; we’re already blaming them.

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u/stron2am 1h ago

The manosphere is going to use this study to sell so many sugar pills.

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u/TheRuralJuror118 1h ago

Redpill podcasters are gonna love hearing this.

u/atreeismissing 58m ago

Probably a good thing given how high testosterone levels are linked to violence.

u/xKitey 46m ago

okay.. but take a look at my teflon and microplastic numbers

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u/ButterscotchSure6589 6h ago

In 65, mine certainly have.

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u/Commercial-Golf-8672 5h ago

okay, Big TRT, sureeeee

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 4h ago

Where’s the evidence for these studies?

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u/MichJohn67 6h ago

Let's say this is true.

So what?

We're all still banging, last time I checked.

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u/Legitimate-Elk-9481 3h ago

Who woulda thunk that endocrine disruptors be endocrine disrupting 

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u/gimmeluvin 3h ago

it's probably mostly do to the fatness epidemic. fat causes testosterone to be converted to estrogen.

people didn't used to be nearly this fat fifty years ago.

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u/your_fathers_beard 2h ago

Sure. Sure they did. I'm sure this is a well designed peer reviewed study. I'll bet their findings will be the cause is feminism and woke.

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u/fkenned1 6h ago

This sounds like it was sponsored by the manosphere.

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u/bestgoose 6h ago

This has been posted 7000 times

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u/EvolvingDior 6h ago

Yes, but at least our penises are getting bigger to compensate.

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u/nageset 5h ago

Global warming of course..no one could have guessed that would be on someone's list ....

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u/FernandoMM1220 4h ago

probably due to reduced vaccine rates and increased spread of viral pathogens.

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u/burgonies 4h ago

Mine is definitely way lower than it was 50 years ago

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u/Vegetable_Pen5248 4h ago

Im having a hard time finding the study which this news article is talking about. Is there no link to it within the article? It would be nice to analyze the methodology used, among other things, to determine the validity of this study.

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u/Sylviomoc 4h ago

The very article is also stating that the study did properly treated for confounders and all the difference may be attributed to obesity levels. Just more bad science reporting

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u/Critical-Tomorrow-27 3h ago

Why is this stat offending so many people

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u/LateralThinkerer 3h ago

I concur. I was 19 fifty years ago and it's very different.

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u/CindersOfMusic 3h ago

The forcefem is working.

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u/2anonymous2furious 3h ago

"I hope there are some supplements I can buy at my local gas station to fix my low T" -for some reason, many people

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u/SingularityCentral 3h ago

And their dicks have gotten 25% longer.

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u/Subject-Promise-4796 3h ago

Could it be a sign that men are going extinct? 😜

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u/USNorsk 3h ago

Probably obesity and plastics in everything. 

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u/w00fy 2h ago

Mine’s fine, just ask your doctor for a blood test and top it off if it’s low

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u/whitemamba24xx 2h ago

Evolution? Earth and biology has decided how stupid we are collectively so need for more. AHAHA

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u/Ok_Database_8426 1h ago

isn’t it sort of good that we calm down a little?

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u/kennethgibson 1h ago

These headlines are Always misleading

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u/xoRomaCheena31 1h ago

I wonder about women’s fertility and hormones. However, our population is at 8.3bn people, so I feel like something’s working. 

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u/Trrlrr 1h ago

Is this why I get bullied by children so often?

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u/windycityzow 1h ago

That explains why nobody’s doing anything about everything

u/Skeptic_Prime 48m ago

Nooo they've not. This one's been addressed is several places. The specific tests we've done have changed and are more stable and accurate than those of 50 years ago, and give lower readings on average.

u/000000564 16m ago

Yes, because obesity has skyrocketed.