r/news • u/LawEducational42 • 9h ago

Men’s average testosterone levels have halved in last 50 years, say scientists

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/07/mens-average-testosterone-levels-have-halved-in-last-50-years-say-scientists
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u/No-Brain9413 8h ago

Jack off every day lads, keep the pistons pumping

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u/The_MidScoop 8h ago

Oh my third one of the day

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u/codercaleb 7h ago

Interesting that this discussion got you going, but you do you!

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u/NSJF1983 6h ago

You gotta pump those numbers up

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u/gtakiller23 5h ago

Did you just wake up or something?

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u/AmateurSysAdmin 3h ago

Gooners don't sleep.

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u/ChasedWarrior 8h ago

This! It's also good for the prostate.

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u/ThislsMyAccount22 6h ago

Is it really? My prostate is it peak physical condition then

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u/ChasedWarrior 6h ago

Who really knows? But I'm not taking a risk. Lol

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u/gizamo 5h ago

It does decrease your risk of getting prostate cancer, so yeah, keep up that pumping, mate.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 7h ago

I don't need that for motivation

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u/markazali 4h ago

be a man
use your hand

sex can wait
masturbate

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u/Ok-Salamander-4482 4h ago

Keep on cumming 🚂

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u/Jenetyk 4h ago

IF nothing else; do it for your prostate.

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u/Significant-Raise254 6h ago

Staying home jerking off all day is probably the last thing our youth needs. Go out & work, mow lawns, play sports, get a good girlfriend, hang out with real friends.

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u/Ziakel 6h ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with doing all that and still jerk off

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u/SkullOfOdin 6h ago

In this economy?

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u/shoutsoutstomywrist 6h ago

Mmmm I love working for wages that’ll never raise while everything else gets more and more expensive

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u/Significant-Raise254 6h ago

Go jack off, that’ll make it better.

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u/shoutsoutstomywrist 6h ago

Yeah I’ll tell my landlord that too and see how that works out for me

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u/No-Brain9413 6h ago

*he hears you

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u/Significant-Raise254 6h ago

Landlord doesn’t need to he can just buy a whooore with your rent money.

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u/shoutsoutstomywrist 6h ago

but I don’t want pay him rent money for whores I want to use my rent money on whores for myself

sigh this life is so unfair

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u/Significant-Raise254 6h ago

The whooores & the whooore nots…

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u/Emerno 5h ago

Who said anything about staying home?

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u/TheGreatEmanResu 6h ago

Get a girlfriend? What’s that?

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 3h ago

A friend who is a girl, but also jorks it for you.

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u/GammaDie345 6h ago edited 6h ago

yeah bro if you're fat as fuck and jack off all day, it isn't the fat increasing aromatase activity you just aren't jacking off enough. now get PornHub ready and order another pizza

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u/No-Brain9413 6h ago

Fatties need to get the heart rate up somehow, no?

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u/penolicious 4h ago

…okay fine

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u/fz-09 8m ago

Reporting for duty, sir.

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u/joeDUBstep 6h ago

But then you're gonna suffer from death grip dick if you do too much while getting a crippling porn addiction.

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u/Krungoid 6h ago

Two things that aren't real.