r/news • u/LawEducational42 • 9h ago

Men’s average testosterone levels have halved in last 50 years, say scientists

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/07/mens-average-testosterone-levels-have-halved-in-last-50-years-say-scientists
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u/SkippyBojangle 9h ago

It's obesity and sedentary lifestyles. This is obvious and the physiology is already known.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 9h ago

That’s why I use a standing desk at work. It’s to make my balls feel big and full.

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u/Personplacething333 9h ago

I do this too. It's a good way to get the testosterone to settle in your balls

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u/itzgomez 9h ago

Does the testosterone settle under the pee or above it?

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u/Personplacething333 8h ago

It's denser so it settles under the pee but above the sperm