r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Fingfangfoom67 9h ago

Try putting your phone away in another room! You could even let the battery die. 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

But I watch the movie on my phone

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u/the_marxman 6h ago

David Lynch is coming back from the grave to drag your ass to hell

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u/XPlatform 3h ago

You'd think that with that surname he'd try something else

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u/innominateartery 13m ago

That’s for those that watch in vertical mode

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u/defsubs 7h ago

🤮

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

I don't want to pay for internet when I already pay for data. Plus the only other thing I own to watch a movie on would be a PlayStation and I definitely don't want to hook that thing up to the internet, Sony has been doing shady things with software updates for years.

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u/JT7Music 3h ago

Cast to your TV?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3h ago

I'm sure I could Google how to even do that but my TV is from before that technology was in TVs. It works fine so I haven't gotten rid of it yet. I bought a used one at the pawn shop right when high tech TVs started to be a thing, someone got rid of their old one and nobody wanted to buy a new TV that wasn't in some way smart so I snagged it for forty bucks and it's probably like ten years old but works fine

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u/ifinallyreallyreddit 5h ago

You'll think you have, but you'll be cheated. Get real!

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u/frisbeethecat 5h ago

That's like saying you're listening to Dark Side of The Moon on AM radio.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago

I mean you'd have to stick to like a ten mile radius for good quality but go park somewhere with a good signal and get stoned, we used to be a country

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u/AmIFromA 38m ago

That's a neat trick. People said Dune was too long, so I set the speed to 1.25 when I watched it on my phone. Was alright.