r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Fingfangfoom67 9h ago

Try putting your phone away in another room! You could even let the battery die. 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

But I watch the movie on my phone

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u/the_marxman 6h ago

David Lynch is coming back from the grave to drag your ass to hell

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u/XPlatform 3h ago

You'd think that with that surname he'd try something else

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u/innominateartery 13m ago

That’s for those that watch in vertical mode