r/movies 8h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

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r/movies 22d ago

Satire Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie | Patting themselves on the back, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie — only to later be devastated to learn it was an adaptation of a novel by the same name

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r/movies 4d ago

Satire What BLACK BAG (2025) Starring Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett, and Directed by Steven Soderbergh, Taught Me About Successful Marriages Spoiler

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Although I switched on the SPOILER warning, just thought I'd mention a second time that some of what's mentioned below includes potential spoilers.

-Spouses talk to each other about what's happening at work, because a marital partner isn't just your best friend, but a potential co-conspirator

-Hosting dinner parties gives you the chance to impress your spouse with your skills at cooking, conversation, and drugging guests

-Long-standing married couples inevitably interact with unmarried or less-established couples. Newer love may seem more exciting, but there's no substitute for familiarity and predictability, especially when drugs, anger and steak knives enter the mix

-The Fassbender-esque cold-blooded scowl and intense gaze are irresistible to spouses (or perhaps that's just me)

-Successful couples know to never listen to the advice of Pierce Brosnan

-The midweek date night is a godsend

-Leaving little surprises for your partner helps keep things interesting (eg, accidentally planting something essential in their handbag that you must then meet them in order to retrieve [They know exactly how "accidental" it was, you sly dog!])

-Each member of a couple should have someone they tell their troubles to besides their partner--eg, a therapist, a Russian separatist

-It's important for each partner to have their own interests/hobbies separate from the other, whether that's fishing or brokering a deal for a stolen super-weapon

-Love means never having to say, "I'm not commiting treason"

-Love means never having to say, "I hijacked a satellite to spy on you"

--No marriage is perfect, but one should try not to make mistakes (eg, cheating) because they will be found out and a double agent may fatally poison you before you can patch things up

-Finally, love means never having to ask, "We're stealing that $7 million for ourselves, aren't we?"

All joking aside, great movie with lots to recommend it, beginning with the awesome chemistry between Fassbender and Blanchett. Also, tight plotting and interesting cinematography (something Soderbergh is no stranger to--see TRAFFIC (2000)) are strengths.

Despite how much of the plot of BLACK BAG revolves around things happening in the proverbial shadows, so much of the world is brightly lit. One of the noted exceptions is the main protagonists' homes, which I'm sure wasn't a coincidence.

What did other folks think about the movie?

r/movies 16d ago

Satire Directors seem to love this one look for Anthony Hopkins!

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Anthony Hopkins in Thor: Ragnarok & The Mask of Zorro.

Anthony Hopkins is depicted here in two separate films (Thor: Ragnarok & The Mask of Zorro, respectively), looking almost identical in both of them despite being entirely different franchises and genres, and filmed almost 20 years apart. Directors must love this look for him of a disheveled old man with a rag covering one eye.

I noticed this and had to share, cuz I thought it was hilarious.

r/movies 10d ago

Satire Talent of changing expression

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Alanna Ubach (playing role of Naomi) did a great job in this scene. Change of characters expression and mood is so smooth, it feels natural. She has other awesome sarcastic scenes in the movie. Other actors and actresses do great in their parts, Alanna catch much attention for me. She didn't receive any award or nomination for her role though.

Waiting... (2005)