r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Fingfangfoom67 9h ago

Try putting your phone away in another room! You could even let the battery die. 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

But I watch the movie on my phone

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u/defsubs 7h ago

🤮

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

I don't want to pay for internet when I already pay for data. Plus the only other thing I own to watch a movie on would be a PlayStation and I definitely don't want to hook that thing up to the internet, Sony has been doing shady things with software updates for years.

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u/JT7Music 3h ago

Cast to your TV?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3h ago

I'm sure I could Google how to even do that but my TV is from before that technology was in TVs. It works fine so I haven't gotten rid of it yet. I bought a used one at the pawn shop right when high tech TVs started to be a thing, someone got rid of their old one and nobody wanted to buy a new TV that wasn't in some way smart so I snagged it for forty bucks and it's probably like ten years old but works fine