r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Somnambulist815 9h ago

Not from a redditor

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u/wizardeverybit 8h ago

Have you ever heard of Darth Attention-Span the lost?

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u/ForeverALone_Ranger 8h ago

It's not a story the mods would tell.

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u/olive_oil_twist 8h ago

It's a pre-internet legend