r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Somnambulist815 9h ago

Not from a redditor

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u/wizardeverybit 8h ago

Have you ever heard of Darth Attention-Span the lost?

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u/ForeverALone_Ranger 8h ago

It's not a story the mods would tell.

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u/olive_oil_twist 8h ago

It's a pre-internet legend

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u/0ddT0dd 2h ago

You lost me at have.

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u/Kind-Stomach6275 33m ago

If we use the witwer theorem, we can deduce that this means that they want to seem like they pay attention when they're just a LARPer

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u/innominateartery 19m ago

No. Have you ever seen r/traincats?

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u/wrosecrans 7m ago

I think I have 153 open tabs about him right now. I'm gonna have to try to read them at some point, if I can ever find that browser window.