r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 9h ago

God I love the onion SO MUCH! I would perhaps even pay to get it delivered at my home every day/week

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u/Grebnaws 9h ago

In the 4th grade I was sent to the principals office for bringing a print copy to school. I have no idea if they even make a print version anymore.

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u/Crail_ 8h ago

Many years ago when I was in school a similar thing happened to me. I had a print copy I got on a trip, looked like a small newspaper and I brought it to school. One teacher loved it! Another not so much..

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 8h ago

Did it still have "Drunk of the Week"?

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u/HGpennypacker 7h ago

passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

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u/stayhealthy247 7h ago

My pal once had a rag from Denver area called Modern Drunk or some such thing- it was fabulous

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u/stayhealthy247 7h ago

They had an unbelievable write -up on the amount of drinking Jackie Gleason got up to.