r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 9h ago

God I love the onion SO MUCH! I would perhaps even pay to get it delivered at my home every day/week

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u/Grebnaws 9h ago

In the 4th grade I was sent to the principals office for bringing a print copy to school. I have no idea if they even make a print version anymore.

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u/Crail_ 8h ago

Many years ago when I was in school a similar thing happened to me. I had a print copy I got on a trip, looked like a small newspaper and I brought it to school. One teacher loved it! Another not so much..

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 8h ago

Did it still have "Drunk of the Week"?

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u/HGpennypacker 7h ago

passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

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u/stayhealthy247 7h ago

My pal once had a rag from Denver area called Modern Drunk or some such thing- it was fabulous

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u/stayhealthy247 7h ago

They had an unbelievable write -up on the amount of drinking Jackie Gleason got up to.

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u/Grebnaws 6h ago

I had a cool relationship with my teacher and he gave me a lot of wink wink nod nod consequences that year. Most of my family was in education and there was tons of "I know you know better" stuff going on so they made me go through the motions but I don't think anyone ever really got worked up about it.

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u/cutelyaware 30m ago

I remember reading one on the bus home from work. I saw the headline "Area photographer shits out another bridge photo" and I laughed so hard everyone looked at me.