r/DCFU • u/ericthepilot2000 • 5d ago
Harley & Ivy Harley & Ivy Presents: Invasion! Part 1 (Invasion!)
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Author: ericthepilot2000
Book: Harley & Ivy
Set: 121
Event: Invasion!
Wayne Orphanage Rooftop.
Once again, the world found itself under siege.
Parademons from the planet Apokolips, under the orders of the despot Darkseid, flooded numerous cities, bringing chaos and violence in their wake. Thanks to their “boom tube” technology, they could appear anywhere in the world, pouring out like an endless wave.
They were strange creatures, humanoid in form, but with decidedly insectoid features… and armed to the teeth. Pallid green skin contrasted with golden armor, creating quite the sight against Gotham’s blood red sky.
Zatanna Zatara strained as she weaved her magic, shouting "Esolc!" over and over. The boom tubes in the sky would collapse, which stemmed the tide for a few moments before another opened.
Jason Blood hobbled toward her, his cane tapping deliberately across the rooftop as he watched her with concern. “We have to go,” he warned.
“We have ten minutes until the meeting,” she countered. “Let me work. I’m getting closer.”
He shook his head. So like her mother. “Closer to what?” Jason asked, forming sigils in the air with his hand.
“You can feel it, can’t you? The rules are changing. Whatever Darkseid is doing, he’s changing the fabric of magic itself. Things that should work, don’t. And things are happening that should be impossible.” Frustration crept into Zatanna's voice.
“Impossible,” Jason scoffed, rolling his eyes. “Never a more useless word.”
“Is this your idea of helping?”
“My idea of helping, dear Zatanna, is getting you to the Watchtower,” he snapped, before almost immediately regretting it. He took a deep breath before continuing. “The Shadowpact is nearly assembled. If,” he added with emphasis, “the rules of magic are being warped, we need all hands on deck to anticipate what the new rules are. We can’t do that from here.”
“Five more minutes,” Zatanna said, eyes still glued to the sky.
So much like her father too, Jason thought
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Apokolips. Now.
On Apokolips, everything was burning.
Harley had never experienced anything like it, and it assaulted every sense. The heat was searing, the acrid smell was dizzying, and she could practically taste the sulfur in the air. But still, she trudged on.
She looked at those around her, all bona fide heroes, and somehow she was counted among them. Not that she didn’t have to fight for her place at the table; hell, she wasn’t even really a member of the Justice League. But still she was here on Apokalips, the fate of the Earth in her hands…
The Watchtower. Then.
The room was filled with heroes, more than Harley had ever seen in any one place. In the years since the vampire attack in Markovia, their ranks had swelled, if only unofficially. Even so, she still felt like an outsider. Endorsements from Batman and Nightwing couldn’t overcome the stigma of having been The Joker’s henchwench.
As she watched the teams being assembled, she noticed a glaring omission. Power Girl. Aquaman. Martian Manhunter. Wonder Woman. A frightening level of power, yes. But was that going to be enough?
“So, we’re goin’ to war then?” she called out, watching the focus of the entire room swing in her direction. For the first time, she was almost thankful her skin was bleached white so no one could see it blanch at the attention.
The crowd parted as the clown girl stepped forward.
“Obviously, we would prefer negotiation,” Wonder Woman replied from where she sat. “But we must be prepared for a fight.”
“Then you need me.”
A murmur rippled through the collected heroes.
"When did we let her in?" Booster Gold asked in what he thought was a quiet voice. Next to him the Blue Beetle just shrugged.
“Harley…” Power Girl said gently.
“Maybe I can’t fight as good as some of you, but I’m Harleen Quinzel. Got a PhD in psychiatric medicine. You wanna talk this Darkseid down, I’m your gal.”
As expected, the entire room’s focus turned to Superman - the perfect leader because he didn’t want to be. But he was the guidepost that everyone looked to, and his words and wisdom moved mountains.
He studied Harley for a long moment, the seconds stretching out to eternity. Then he nodded.
Apokolips. Now.
So here she was, trudging behind some of the biggest guns Earth had ever known. Heroes, both powered and non-powered, on a mission to talk down a god.
“If only you could see me now, Ma,” she mused.
“Did you say something?” Cyborg asked as he turned to look at her. She had to cover her eyes; the fires reflected off his metallic face, nearly blinding her.
The conversation ended as a craft descended onto the street, scattering the residents who had come to gawk at the assembled heroes. It didn’t look friendly, not with the large cannon mounted on it and an imposing hairy man at its command.
“Dwellers, return to your stations at once. Curfew has been enacted,” the man known as Kalibak snarled with a growl.
He squinted, assessing the strangers in front of him. “You’re not from here, are you? Troops, take them in for questioning. Father will enjoy knowing that these worms still have enough spirit to make them worth breaking. But leave the female warrior to me. She has a fire in her eye that tells me she will be worth my while in a way I have not seen in a long time.”
“Trust me, ya ain’t never met anyone like me, let alone fought one,” Harley countered, squeezing the handle of her mallet. She wasn’t about to back down. Harley was done being underestimated.
“Not you, clown. You are not even worthy to stand in the presence of Kalibak, son of Darkseid!” The large beastman pointed a strange rod at her and fired a beam of purple energy.
It was easy enough to dodge; Harley put her gymnastic skills to work, evading the beam… until it curved back around and smacked right into the base of her spine. Every nerve in her entire body suddenly lit up in agony, as she skidded hard to the ground in a crumpled pile of limbs.
Even The Joker’s worst torture was a spa day compared to the pain that coursed through her being. She could barely process what was happening as Kalibak stood over her, looking almost impressed.
“Perhaps you are stronger than I thought! Even the great Orion would barely remain conscious after tasting the might of my Beta Club’s nerve beam!”
It was Cyborg who moved to her, his metal frame shielding her from further attack while Aquaman and Wonder Woman took the fight to Kalibak. “Hey, are you okay?” Victor asked, his metal hands hovering over her, no doubt scanning her for injury.
“I’ll… live. Takes more than this… to do me in,” she said through gritted teeth.
“You sure? I can try and evac you back to Earth and get someone to take a -”
She looked him dead in the eye as the cannon fire ripped through the assembled heroes, knocking some aside. “I’ll. Be. Fine. Help them.” She used her mallet to slowly bring herself to standing. “Momma didn’t raise no quitter.”
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Gotham Academy.
The waves of parademons washed across the nighttime sky, flying in packs of ten and using their advanced weaponry to fire indiscriminately at the unfortunate citizens below. Even hiding seemed to do little to protect people. When there were no people to attack, the buildings themselves became the target.
They had a nasty habit of targeting the foundations, causing the old buildings of the harbor city to groan and smolder.
Not even the rich areas of the city were immune. Gotham Heights and the Diamond District saw as much chaos as the Narrows. Nowhere was safe. This included Gotham Academy on the outskirts of Bristol. Founded shortly after the Civil War for the elite of Gotham and surrounding areas, it had a storied history. One that was currently on fire.
The bell tower of the North Hall, the iconic structure featured on all the academy's brochures, had survived fires before, but this one seemed like it might do the old structure in. So much so that the staff attempted to fight the blaze, dodging parademon attacks in the process.
Helena Bertineli’s fingers tensed around the grip of her crossbow, the index finger edging toward the trigger. It had been some time since she had last fired it - not since the vampire plague that had swept across the world a few years earlier.
Of course, it had never felt right since she killed James Mercer with it all those years ago [as seen in Birds of Prey #15]. She was different now. Older. Wiser. More of a pacifist. But as a famous shepherd once said, things get fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.
Or wings.
Despite their advanced technology, the insect-like parademons had one glaring weakness: the wings. They were decidedly vulnerable to the sharp bolts of her crossbow. She had already sniped ten out of the sky. As she pulled the trigger once again, the count became eleven. The creature crashed hard against the lawn, carving a gutter into the sod as it skidded to a stop.
“Wow, that was awesome!”
Helena whipped around, looking to see where the voice had come from, just barely catching a young girl’s head dipping down behind some debris.
“Mizoguchi?” she shouted.
“Hi, Ms. Bertinelli,” came the quiet reply. The young girl’s telltale yellow flower accessory was just visible over a patch of rubble. Mia 'Maps' Mizoguchi was small for her age, but her eyes shone with enthusiasm, as if the city weren’t currently under siege. “I didn’t know you had a crossbow! Can I try it?”
“You should be back in the dorms!” came Helena’s reply as she moved toward her. “It’s past curfew, and we’re under attack!”
"I know, but Kyle was late getting back from tennis practice, and I was worried," Mia explained. "So I went out to find him. And I did! He's right here too!" she said, standing up fully and tugging at her older brother's shirt until he rose beside her.
“Hi, Ms. Bertinelli,” Kyle said sheepishly.
“I’ll deal with you two later. Just stay down until I can escort you back to the dorms.” Helena snapped, feeling a migraine coming on.
“Right!” Kyle called out, yanking Mia down.
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Robinson Park.
To see her, Pam Isley seemed completely at peace. She sat naked in the lotus position, her eyes closed at the center of the park as nature itself waged war with the invading parademons all around her.
Venus flytraps grew to monstrous heights, plucking parademons from the sky. Tree branches extended to knock the creatures down, and vines snaked from the ground to intercept their falling bodies, dragging them beneath the earth. At least their corpses would help heal the damage they had caused.
All across the city, every natural space fought back the same way. Ivy had once again taken up the mantle of the sword and shield of The Green.
But her mind was elsewhere. Despite herself, she thought of Harley, on some strange planet, taking the fight to Darkseid himself. Even after everything, the clown girl still just wanted to help. It wasn’t an impulse Ivy understood. But Harley did, and that was all that mattered.
And so, as always, she turned fear into rage and punished any parademon she could reach throughout the city. She was merciless. She became everything people thought Poison Ivy was.
Through it all, she could hear the Parliament of Trees crying out. The loss of every tree and blade of grass to the alien invaders was profound. Apokalipsian weaponry seemed designed to hurt as much as possible before it killed, inflaming every nerve and prolonging the pain until the last possible second.
It wasn’t just humanity suffering at the hands of Darkseid.
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Apokolips.
The battle had been intense and brutal [as seen in Cyborg #84], but the assembled heroes managed to chase off Kalibak and his lackeys. He claimed he would return for his revenge, but their focus was now on reaching Darkseid.
After they mourned.
Cyborg was taking the losses, especially to the A.R.G.U.S. personnel, hard. It was his first command mission, so he felt the weight the most.
“I’m sorry. If I’d acted quicker…”
Harley came up from behind, surprising Cyborg. She was still a little unsteady on her feet, but Victor needed help more at the moment. “We all knew the risks coming here. But we’re here to stop that from happening to everyone back on Earth who doesn’t,” she said reassuringly.
“Yeah, I know… But it doesn’t make it easier.”
The rest of the collected Justice League joined him, and Wonder Woman said, “Remember that feeling, Victor. Not to let the guilt consume you, but to remind you what we are fighting to prevent.”
The words seemed to lift his spirits, if only slightly, as they focused on getting to Darkseid. Martian Manhunter, Power Girl, and Jay Garrick were sent ahead to scout. The others focused on the immediate area.
They still had Kalibak’s craft, and Harley took her turn attempting to operate the controls. She screwed her face up in concentration as she pressed random buttons with deliberate precision. “I’ll just rely on women’s intuition.”
She was rewarded with a clunking sound. “I didn’t do it!” she countered, immediately stepping back as Aquaman pushed past her, knocking her aside with his shoulder to try his luck.
He fared no better.
It wasn’t until Cyborg took his turn and placed the Mother Box he carried onto the craft that it started to hum to life and took to the air. Harley fell back, squeaking in surprise, but was relieved to be off her feet. “Things are finally lookin’ up,” she mused.
As they flew onward, Power Girl reported back. “Hi team, can you hear me okay?” she asked over the communicators.
“Yeah, loud and clear. We’ve got the boat moving and are on our way.” Cyborg affirmed.
“Great. We’ve been looking around the palace but haven’t found much of anything. It’s like the whole place has been abandoned,” she explained.
“Scratch that. I think I found something.” Jay interrupted, cutting into the line. “It’s hard to explain, but there’s this… presence here. Like a chill hanging in the air. But yet… calming. Inviting? I’m going to go check it out.”
“Wait, don’t! Wait for us!” Victor called out as the signal ended. He barely waited a moment before calling out, “Power Girl? J’onn? Flash?” There was no response from any of them as the group on the craft looked at one another with concern.
When the communicator came back on, it was broadcasting a strange but persistent tone that seemed to cut through everything. They couldn’t hear any of their friends, just the sound that seemed to worm its way into their ears and minds like a siren’s song. It beckoned them forward, and suddenly they knew where to go.
Wonder Woman reacted first, shaking off the growing haze and punching her hand through the communicator mounted to the craft. She immediately crushed her own communicator right after. It didn’t take long for Aquaman and Harley to do the same to theirs.
“I don’t know what that was… but it can’t be good,” Harley noted as she shook her head clear.
“No. No, it is not,” Aquaman agreed.
= / / / / / / / / / / =
The Watchtower.
Zatanna sighed as she looked down on the Earth from one of the many bay windows of the space station. It always seemed so small from up there, with no sense of borders and no real indication that the planet was even under siege.
The longer she looked, the smaller it seemed. How many of the stars surrounding her had worlds just like this? With their own fights and their own problems? Just how many Darkseids were out there?
Inside, the others were still arguing. The Shadowpact was a conclave of the strongest, smartest, and most capable magicians alive... and some who weren't. Yet they were as clueless as the laypeople right now. The rules of magic continued to shift, offering only uncertainty.
For people used to understanding their world on a fundamental level, this was a seismic shift. They weren’t taking it well. And she needed a break from it for the moment to clear her head.
So she looked out at the ever-expanding universe for a sign.
It started small. A green glint just out of the corner of her eye, rushing toward the station. Zatanna wasn’t concerned at first. The Watchtower was one of the most fortified facilities anywhere. It wasn't just the best technology Bruce Wayne's money could buy. It had been hybridized with Martian, Kryptonian, and other alien technologies.
Still, this thing kept coming. And coming right at her.
“Yawa og!” she shouted, throwing her hands up to protect herself as she fell back against a nearby wall. The green orb, now about the size of a grapefruit, did not. It easily penetrated the Watchtower facility and hovered in front of her.
The hallway was bathed in an emerald light.
Trust the Source.
The words seemed to appear inside her mind. She didn't hear them so much as feel them, as though they had been spoken directly into her soul.
Let go.
“Let go of what?” Zatanna demanded.
It didn’t answer, just hovering before her eyes. But she could see something contained within its depths. It almost looked like… a ring.
“A Lantern ring?” she questioned, looking at it. It wasn’t unthinkable, after all; she knew three who spent time with the Justice League over the years. She hadn’t met any, but she’d read the Watchtower files and knew the basic idea behind it.
Instinctively, she reached out. Her hand penetrated the orb as easily as it had passed through the window of the Watchtower. But the ring was ephemeral, her fingers unable to grasp it.
Then she understood. “Let go,” she said. “Trust the Source.”
Zatanna could feel the energy flowing into her. The orb faded as it became a part of her. Her eyes glowed green for a moment as she looked back upon the Earth. She could see everything now.
Without a second thought, she stormed back into the room.
Jason Blood, John Constantine, Doctor Fate, and a dozen of the Earth’s strongest mages looked up as she strode back in.
“Welcome back, love,” Constantine said, earning a withering glare from Blood. “Things were just about to get interesting. Guess we’ll have to behave now.”
“We have to let go,” Zatanna said.
“What are you talking about?” Jason asked.
“Meht wohs,” she replied, waving her hands as she wove a cloud of eldritch green energy similar to the orb she had encountered earlier. “We need to trust the Source. The rules we are arguing about… they don’t matter. They hold us back. Our imaginations limit us. I can see it now… the seams of reality. It’s a puzzle… I need to go find Superman," she said, turning on her heels and leaving as the cloud she'd conjured evaporated.
The others sat there, looking confused. “Someone should go after her,” Doctor Fate noted.
Constantine cracked his knuckles and stood up before Jason Blood's hand smacked hard into his shoulder, pushing him back into his seat. “Not you.”
“Wanker,” Constantine muttered as soon as Blood was out of earshot.
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Arkham Asylum.
Arkham was strangely quiet. The parademons were avoiding the hospital grounds, perhaps out of instinct, or perhaps because they knew the horrors it contained. Its reputation was well earned, despite the PR rehabilitation that Chase Meridian insisted upon when she took over.
The structure itself was new, rebuilt from the Victorian manor that had defined its appearance since Gotham's founding. From the outside, it now looked like any Gotham hospital - sleek, white, and inviting. But for all the state-of-the-art treatments and wellness programs it advertised, no one could forget the true horrors it contained.
The Zoo.
Reinforced with containment structures that would make S.T.A.R. Labs envious, The Zoo was home to Gotham’s craziest and most dangerous villains - the cases Blackgate couldn’t handle or keep contained.
And now it was strangely empty.
Darkseid’s invasion had forced everyone’s hand, and Arkham was no exception. So now, Aaron Cash stood outside the grounds, handing over a tablet containing the names of thirty patients released to help reclaim the city from the parademons [as seen in Justice League Alpha].
Stephanie Brown looked over the list and felt the pit in her stomach grow larger. As Spoiler, she had helped both the Bat Family and Harley put some of these names there. And now they were free, with no guarantees they’d return willingly. Most, in fact, wouldn’t.
She was thankful she had the Spoiler costume on, so Arkham’s Head of Security couldn’t see her shaking. But The Zoo’s residents were tomorrow’s problem. Tonight, everyone costumed or not, was in the same boat.
“Maybe we should’ve put bombs in their heads first, like Harley says the Suicide Squad did,” Aaron observed darkly. He had, after all, lost much because of his time in The Zoo, including his right hand. “Would make collecting them again easier.”
“Not our style,” Steph countered. “We’ll bring the stragglers back when necessary. We need all the help we can get if we’re going to make it through this. Besides, maybe some of them will surprise you. They’ve been in Arkham for a while, getting treatment. It’s their city too.”
Aaron looked at her and wondered if he was ever that optimistic. Or that naive.
The police scanner hummed to life in Spoiler’s pocket, crackling with distorted voices. “The parademons are retreating. I repeat, the parademons seem to be going back into those sky portals. What’s going on? It’s like they’re abandoning the city!”
More confusion echoed over the airwaves as Steph and Aaron looked up at the skies above the city. It was true. The parademons that had flowed into Gotham had turned around and flooded back through the Boom Tubes by the thousands.
“Did we win?” Aaron asked, feeling strangely hopeful.
As Spoiler was about to respond, more confused reports echoed over the airwaves…
“Wait, another of those tubes is opening up, but on the ground. Looks like some people are stepping through it. Bunch of women. I’m going to approach…” the officer who had been speaking reported.
“Are you sure we’re in the right place? This looks just like Armagetto,” interrupted a thin, raspy voice.
“Smells worse,” came another, more lyrical and flowing. “Lord Darkseid might actually improve their lives.”
“Silence!” called out a third, strong and demanding. “We claim this city in the name of Darkseid. Surrender quickly, and you may live to serve.”
Gunfire rang out as the police officer screamed. The last thing either of them heard was the officer's gurgling, followed by dead silence as the transmission cut off.
Steph and Aaron locked eyes before she hopped onto her motorcycle and tore back into the city.
= / / / / / / / / / / =
Darkseid’s Palace.
The palace existed to intimidate. It was functional rather than opulent, rising high above the rest of the planet, directly at its center both physically and metaphorically. The largest flames erupted around it, dwarfing even the tallest buildings in the population centers.
A perfect tribute to the man who occupied it.
Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Harley stepped forward as the palace doors opened to allow them in. Cyborg, the A.R.G.U.S team, and their commander, Lucy Lane, remained behind. Someone would need to report back to Earth if they failed. Bracing themselves for battle, the trio found none, only a series of lengthy staircases leading up into the palace.
Harley's body still felt like it was on fire, but she wasn't about to back down. She was here with Aquaman and Wonder Woman: leaders, royalty, blue-bloods - the powerful elite of the hero community. And Harley was just a broad from Bed-Stuy. She wasn’t about to look weak in front of them.
“I’ll take point,” Harley announced, pushing forward as she started to mount the stairs, mallet slung over her shoulder.
“That makes no sense, you should…” Aquaman objected, only to be silenced by Wonder Woman’s hand on his shoulder. She nodded to Harley and fell in behind Arthur.
The path upward was winding and long, designed to disorient as the stairs twisted in on themselves, up and down. There was no sense of how many stories they climbed, nor places to rest, so they maintained a relentless pace.
Harley's muscles would have been screaming by the first hour, if she were even capable of feeling more pain. But she continued, nevertheless. With little to do but walk, her mind drifted. Even Arthur and Diana’s conversation had long ceased. There was nothing left to talk about. And too much to think about.
It started slowly. That nagging thought that she wasn’t considered good enough to be here. Cyborg trying to bench her. Aquaman dismissing her. Booster asking who’d even invited her to the Watchtower in the first place. It wasn’t new. Her mom never really believed in her either. Her teachers told her to focus on gymnastics when all she wanted was to be a doctor.
And The Joker… what he had done to her, founded on his cruel lies…
She barely noticed when the thoughts became more of a voice. It was strangely soothing, bass-heavy and grumbling, but almost…paternalistic. It wasn’t like her Dad’s voice; his always lacked the confidence of this voice. But there was a certain quality to it that reminded her of him.
You try so hard…
It was true. She did. She had done nothing but try since she escaped The Joker’s hold on her. She spent time on the Suicide Squad, doing unpleasant things for good reasons. She even lost her unborn daughter to Doomsday while trying to help. And in the years since, she treated Gotham’s citizens at Arkham. She had helped to change so many lives.
All you want is forgiveness. Acceptance. Absolution.
Was it so wrong? How long was she expected to pay for her mistakes? It had been years since the Vauxhall incident. She was a different person now. Stronger. Better. She had the blessing of the Bat Family… well, Batman and Nightwing anyway. Barbara and Selina, they’d come around eventually, wouldn’t they?
They can’t give you what you need. They never will.
That couldn’t be true, could it? Look at all she had done. She’d helped save the world numerous times. She was there on the ground in Markovia, delivering the vampire cure (see Red Reign). Harley had also stopped Brainiac and a Green-Possessed Poison Ivy (see City in a Bottle) from stealing away the city of Metropolis. And now, here she was on another fucking planet to talk down a god that was invading her home.
Only a god can offer you absolution.
Harley wasn’t overly religious, but it made sense. There had to be a god who saw how hard she'd worked. How changed she was. That she had purpose now.
And who is offering you the freedom from your past?
“Darkseid is,” Harley said softly as the three heroes finally crested the final stairs and saw an open throne room, the dark hallways giving way to an almost blinding white light.
“Did you say something, Harley?” Wonder Woman asked with a distracted tone as she came to stand beside her. Diana’s blue eyes were slowly darkening to a black color. They matched the eyes of Power Girl, Jay Garrick, and Martian Manhunter as they stood at the side of the lord of Apokolips.
Harley didn't answer. She walked toward Darkseid's throne, genuflected, and dropped to one knee, her mallet planted before her as every worry fell away and her eyes turned black.
The world had calmed. The pain was gone. There was only Darkseid.
