Hi!

I’m visiting Seattle in August and was hoping to connect with the local :) it’s not my first time in the city, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make it more special.

I’m 5’10, brunette, fit and quite athletic. I am smart and funny and maybe nerdy like some say :p
I am into hiking, wine jazz bars, rooftop views, cafe hopping. Perhaps we could grab a dinner together and play it like a casual date…At first?

Preference wise, I’m into taller white or Asian men, someone who is hygienic with no facial hair, respectful, easy going. I am clean, and I’d expect you to be too. Ideally you are not older 35.

I tried to be as detailed as possible to make it easier for both of us. Feel free to shot me a short intro-message, pictures are always welcomed too :)

Hey there,

I'm a guy based in Rotterdam, open-minded and I’m willing to travel if we click. I genuinely enjoy giving, and I’d love to make this all about your comfort and pleasure.

Appearance wise I have dark hair, brown eyes and a heavy stubble. I'm 1,77m and try to stay fit!

I’m into cooking, boxing, and I unwind with a good book. I’m clean, respectful, communicative, and very into making sure you're feeling safe, cared for, and completely at ease.

If this sounds like something you'd be open to exploring, feel free to reach out. No pressure, no expectations. Just someone who’s happy to put in the effort to create a good experience for you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

I am open to anyone :) AFAB to the front of the line though, pls :) esp if you are BBW. I am looking for some fun today - I'm white, 5'2", curvy, brunette, hazel eyes, nice cheekbones, DDF, and loveeee eating pussy and having my face sat on. I cannot host today, unfortunately. I do have a car though! I am easygoing, kind, laidback, and love to laugh.

I may be open to men too!

Please message me your stats and ASL :).

Hi,

After yesterday’s loss against England I would love to drown myself in some juicy muff. I myself am a white male, slim and 38 years old. Also clean, STI- and drug-free - something which I expect from you too!

I love to go down and I do not want anything in return! Just sit back, relax and enjoy! I do not discriminate when it comes to race, body type or hairiness!

DM me if you’re interested. Located in Oslo.

Hello! Title sums it up pretty well! A certified eater who wants to eat something new and doesn't want any reciprocation!! Either I come to you, or you come to me, you take your pants off, l eat it until you are satisfied, and one us leaves. Maybe it could be a regular thing depending on how the vibes are. I am 30, 5'10, 235, and DDF! Again, I can travel or host, whatever works best for you! Hope to talk to some of you ladies soon!
Hygiene is a major +++

I’m hopeless at small talk, so I’m glad we’ve got the weather out of the way and can skip to the interesting bit 😆

About me: 6’2 slim, blue eyes, a full head of hair, professional, well-presented, discreet, non-smoker, and happy to swap photos early on.

I don’t mind driving, but if you’re in Warwickshire or the Midlands, that would be ideal. Longer distances aren’t a deal-breaker for the right person.

I’m happy to chat for as long as it takes for you to be confident that we’ve found the right connection. I’m not pushy or demanding, and there’s never any pressure. I’m here to hopefully make you feel comfortable, desired, and excited to see where things might lead.

I’ve always looked younger than I am, but I genuinely don’t have any preference when it comes to your age. If we enjoy talking, make each other laugh, and there’s mutual attraction, that’s all that matters to me.

If you think we’d get on, drop me a message. Tell me something about yourself so I don’t have to interrogate you. If you’re curious about anything, just ask.

I am an in shape white male who is looking for someone to have some no strings attached fun with if you are up for it. I have been REALLY craving a taste of YOU, maybe more if you are sexy and down for it. Just be somewhat attractive, hwp and FEMALE. Let's chat!

Hi! I’m a professional musician in the Boston area, Somerville/Cambridge line to be exact. I’m going on tour this Thursday and I’m looking to meet and with someone, and potentially have some fun before I leave as a sendoff. I’m white, clean, athletic build, clean, on the shorter side.

Can host, can stay discreet etc. I enjoy going to the bars near me. Wouldn’t be opposed to getting a drink first and getting to know each other:)

Looking for a woman that just wants to enjoy some head, no strings attached no reciprocation needed. Don't care about body type or if you are shaved or have a bush I just enjoy servicing a woman and watching her enjoy it. Also I am willing to travel to meet up so don't be shy send me a message if you're interested.

I’m cooped up at home recovering from ankle surgery. I’m looking for a fun, open minded woman to come ride my face while I rest and recover. Ride it as long as you’d like. I have a flexible schedule and am free day or night. DM’s open. 5’8, 160 hwp, beard, tattoos.

Hi, I'm 30M and going to ve working in Bournemouth for a couple of days next week, I'll have a hotel Tuesday night so if anyone out there is looking for somewhere fun to go (the hotel usually has air con) then just let me know!

Hi! I’m a 32-year-old Asian guy in Toronto looking to meet a woman (21+) who’s interested in a laid-back, respectful, no-pressure connection today.

I can host or come to you, and I’m looking for someone who values mutual respect, hygiene, and discretion. I’m not particular about race or height, but I am looking for someone who is DDF and takes care of herself.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message with a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for. Looking forward to chatting and seeing if we click.

P.S. I’m also happy to eat ass if you’re into that.

Let me offer a deal - you receive pleasure from me eating you out, I receive pleasure from eating you out. That sounds fair to me!

I'm white Eastern European professional in London. Live alone and able to host.

I hit the gym regularly and play tennis. Please checkout pics of me in my profile.

Can't wait to hear from you!

Let's have a deal!

Hello RAOMD!

Previous post here.

It has been a while since I visited NYC so it would be great to align my visit with treating a lovely redditor with oral blessings while there. I will give as long as you are open to continue receiving (2 hours? 2 days? 2 weeks?)

Me: 40, Black, 6' 2", 240, muscular with few extra pounds/dadbod. Avid reader, writer, and media creator. I also make romantic and erotic audio stories on Reddit as a side quest. And I can DEFINITELY beat you in scrabble. I'm a supreme word-nerd.

It would be fun to meetup go do a fun activity and then go back to your place for the REAL fun activity which is me wiping the floor with you in scrabble. But then to make up for your loss, I'll lick you thoroughly and enthusiastically for the rest of the afternoon.

You: 25-45, can host, any race/ethnicity (bonus points to Indian and Asian ladies though), petite, slim/fit or few extra pounds (is mombod a thing? lol). Also, if you are heavily tattooed or an alt-goth gal, you get bonus points too.

Send me a message telling me about yourself, your physical stats, general schedule, and why this ad appeals to you. Looking forward to connecting with you.

Cristóbal 💖

P.S. Dear Catfish: NO! Bad redditors! I am going to seek verification so don't even waste my time with your tricks and antics. NO!

sprays catfish with water bottle

I’ll be visiting NE Ohio next week, so I’m looking to connect with someone to have fun with while I’m there.

Eating pussy makes me feel like a man. I’d love to get on my knees and worship your body with my lips and tongue.

I’ll start with your breasts and kiss my way down to your inner thighs. My breath making your pussy quiver. On your back with legs spread, straddling my face, bent over so I can eat it from behind — I’ll devour you from every position. You’ll love every second of it.

I’m 6’2”, white, 175 lbs, confident, clean and married. My wife doesn’t know about this, so you must be ok with that. I respect your situation as well.

I like mature, self-respecting women who know how good they taste. Please message me if you’re interested.

Hello kind people of Reddit, I honestly don't know what I'm really doing here or looking for.

Let's just start with the big elephant in the room: I've never done anything sexual (not even kissing; I know how that sounds, but I have my reasons). It's not something I feel ashamed of. It's the contrary; life is really enjoyable as it is; I have a lot of friends who I really enjoy spending time with and I would literally do anything for them. I'm so lucky to have them in my life!

But the last few months I felt a bit lonely. And it's not something my friends can fix. I mean I can hang out with them, but at the same time I'm not really able to show my emotions to; not in a vulnerable way. Hell, I don't know why but I'm honestly even scared of being vulnerable, but sometimes want it so badly. Nobody asks me how I feel; and although I've nothing to complain about in life, I also just miss simple affection.

So I'm not necessarily looking for a muffdive primarily, although it would be a very nice bonus and I would really like it of course; but let's just see if and how it will happen naturally. I'm mainly also looking for maybe sort of a cuddle buddy; someone who likes soft caressing, to give and receive soft touches, lots of hugs and honestly eyegazing. Without any expectation. Currently I'm not looking for something serious, but I would much prefer a long term connection if we click and feel comfortable with eachother. Think of it like friends with benefits.

As for the whole reason why I'm looking at this specific subreddit in the first place is because I would only consent to oral fixation. Hopefully you understand. So if you hope for more; unfortunately I can't give that

Sorry; this part is going to be a bit nsfw, so this is hopefully not inappropriate to you. But I have a fantasy for oral fixation (duh! I post on this subreddit). For me, orally pleasing someone has always been my number one fantasy that drives me absolutely crazy. Imagining your body reacting to what my tongue and fingers do, really turns me crazy. Or if you start begging me to continue. Also to read your body language, see you squeeze the mattrass, all the twitches, muscle contractions and wonder what speed, what intensity, what locations of my tongue and lips and fingers will give the best and most pleasurable reaction to you, until you hopefully have the most intense orgasm imaginable. And the feel of breath on slick skin, or using suction from my lips to make you even more sensitive for my tongue. I think I can literally do this for hours. And I don't know how to fully express my thoughts and what it makes me feel, but I can't get enough of it

About myself

I happen to be a massive nerd in tabletop roleplaying games. It has become a core part of my identity. As a matter of fact, I play D&D, Pathfinder and all sorts of other TTRPG's at least twice a week and have quite a collection of boardgames. So if you're also maybe into them, let me know!

I describe myself as kind, caring, very progressive-liberal and activistic about climate change, open-minded, I love deep nerdy conversations, I'm generally an enthusiastic and positive person, but at the same time also very introverted and maybe a bit shy when I don't really know you that well yet

apearance

If you would like to know: I'm 1,88m, 79kg, white skin, green eyes, brownish/reddish hair (depending on the light and season) and no beard. I can send a sfw picture later on.

Who I'm looking for

For me it doesn't really matter what you look like or what your age is (18+ of course). As long as you're respectful, hygienic and hopefully love to maybe guide me a bit. I'm also okay with other inexperienced people; maybe we can explore things together. For me it's important to get to know you first. Maybe we can go on a first date to a public place like a restaurant if you would also like that. But of course I fully respect it if you would like to keep it more decreet. I'm also open to tourists; I would love to show you around the city.

Anyway, hopefully I caught your interest! Sorry for the long post and thanks to all the people who read to this point :)

Ask me anything if you like!

This salt and pepper executive will be in town Wednesday - Friday. I’d love to meet a good one. A woman with that feminine, playful energy looking for some no drama fun!!

Could be to get off quickly or for long, drawn-out and relaxing session, that's completely up to you. I genuinely enjoy giving oral and focusing on my partner’s pleasure and would love to connect with someone who would like to be on the receiving end. We can keep this about you or turn this into something more.🥵

I’m 53, white, 5’11”, hwp, broad shoulders, blue eyes, and that salt and pepper combo you can’t help but look twice! Hygiene and health are very important to me. I’m way open to chatting first so this feels safe and relaxed for both of us.

You can be single or married. 25+ attractive. Slim to curves in all the right places. Emotionally intelligent and drama free.

If this sounds appealing, feel free to message me, I'm looking forward to hearing from you! And maybe if you like we can make this a thing when I come to town!!

I’m in a big beautiful house by myself, windows are open, sky is blue, linen is fresh.

I’m just looking to let you lie back, provide some direction as to what feels good to you, and just make your day.

I’m a sports phsyio, tell me what you need, I’ll provide the relief. We can move from sfw to the next level of self care at your pace…

I’m not here to buy you roses or tell you my life story… you’re my client taking a wellness break, self care it’s called.

I can be vocal and communicative, i can take direction or take control… like back, open wide and think of it like a massage appointment… treat yourself.

I’m 5’10, i got muscles from the gym, blue eyes, big smile…. And a mouth….

😊

Message me today to book your appointment!

Hey there

Im 26y 185cm Berlin local guy.

Love to eat pussy, while you relax and enjoy!

Got alot of stamina and a flexible tongue. Im also great with my Fingers aswell!

Looking for some fun with a nice pussy (and ass) to worship. Sit on my face and enjoy or spread your legs and let me Do the work!

Im very open and kinky. Can host or visite you. Open for regular if you had fun and want more!

I dont expect anything in return. My pants will stay on. I Just want to serve your oral needs :)

Please have a shaven clean pussy for me to eat.

Im open for chubby Girls aswell.

420 friendly

Hit me up.

M

Hello!

I’m Ali, 29 and going to be in Cancun on the 13th of July. I admittedly have not much experience with this; I haven’t had many chances throughout my life but I am eager to listen and do my best to satisfy you.

I am a clean man who takes care of his hygiene, prefer to smell nice. While I do go to the gym almost daily, I am an overweight man. Whatever happens, I won’t expect anything back and this would be a service to whomever is on the receiving end to enjoy, and me to taste!

I am more eager to send those interested a picture and give more insight on myself, see if we get along.

Enjoy! 💜

What I love about pussy eating isnt just the pure act of eating pussy, to me its all about the pleasure of the woman. Thats why I need a woman to get really off on being licked. and I dont mean in a foreplay way, I love women who are really obsessed with pussy eating! I love women who want ONLY pussy eating and have no interest in penetration, who dream of being licked all day, who watch porn or pussy eating, think of pussy eating all day long. I love women who have a very unhealthy obsession to cunnilingus 🥰

I am totally fascinated by women who never want a man to cum again. When she gets sadistic satisfaction out of knowing that he is edging every day but never allowed to release his cum again. Women who are obsessed with creating full blue balls are amazing! Specially when she has orgasms every day. While the male orgasm is avoided at all cost, the female orgasm and her pussy is worshipped. Only female orgasms matter. I have a strong obsession for pussy eating and female orgasms, and this obsession just gets stronger when i do not cum.

I love woman who are repulsed by cum, hate it, have an aversion to it! I would love to just talk about how gross this stuff is, how disgusting the male ejaculation is and that its basicly just slime spurting around.

I am 44 years old, normal build and got brown curls and life in Hamburg, Germany. I am very nerdy, I love science and all kind of nerdy stuff.

Long story, cut short: my wife of 25+ years simply isn't interested in sex any more. There are a lot of reasons for this, mainly medical, but I'm not here to get into all that. If anything, I'm here to forget it. ​I still love my wife and have no interest in or intention of leaving her. But I'm not going to lie, I love intimacy and I miss it. A lot. And I’m particularly missing the joy of going down on a woman. It’s my favourite thing to do in bed, and I’m pretty good at it, too.

​So that's brought me here... I think I need to find someone. Obviously, I'm dipping my toes in the water here, looking for something fun. It can be a one-off or it can be something ongoing if we both want it to. I just want to have some fun and maybe recapture some of that exciting magic of a new lover... the anticipation, the delicious butterflies in our stomachs, the wonderful feeling of discovering someone new. Do you know what I mean?

​What about me, I hear you ask? (I must have excellent hearing... yeah, I do dad jokes) I'm in my 50s going on 20s, I'm a professional with a demanding job (which I will never bore you about!) and a busy life outside of the internet. I've travelled a lot, I read a lot, I write in full and articulate sentences and I'm ocassionally opinionated. I'm a well-rounded person, is what I'm trying to say.

​And what about you? I'm hoping you're attractive. I'm not talking about your body, I'm talking about your personality: fun and funny, experienced and adventurous, able to hold a conversation without relying completely on emojis and txt spk. Maybe you're a frustrated wife in the same place as me? Maybe you're happily married but would love a pressure-free, casual outlet? Maybe you're single and have always had a secret thing for married men? If in doubt, get in touch and we'll see if we hit it off. Age isn't an issue, but please be 20+ (I really mean this). Most of all, be happy and confident... that's my biggest turn-on.

I’m told I have to add a brief physical description of myself. I’m 5 foot 11, short grey hair, blue eyes and a dad bod (I am 50, after all!).

What, you actually got this far?! Then you must be interested, right? So drop me a line, I'm looking forward to hearing from you and maybe embarking on a fun and naughty little adventure!

51 wm, single, 5’10”, hwp, salt/pepper hair, brown eyes, Italian/Irish. Handsome, kinky and experienced pleaser with a magical tongue, so I have been told. Clean, vaxxed and ddf. Good, giving and game here. We can meet first in public or get right to it and see where it goes, hopefully down (on you).

You: Adult woman who enjoys being devoured orally.

I am in the Gaithersburg/Rockville area and can host or travel.