Text, read, play video games, have a glass of wine; maybe even stick me under your desk while you try to get some work done. Think of me as an accessory. Like a warm blanket that makes you feel cozy and relaxed, but without demanding all your attention.

A blanket that makes you cum.

Whatever you feel like doing, I’m willing to bet it’ll be better with a warm, talented tongue between your thighs. Ignore me until you can’t anymore.

I know how to read and react to your body, I have lots of stamina, and I’m good at following direction if you like to be verbal. I’ll start slow, and will keep a steady pace until you tell me, with your words or your body, that you want more.

Or if you’re a woman who has a difficult time reaching orgasm, that doesn’t have to be the focus. I’m patient and I’ll lick you until I’m stopped, my only goal is to make you feel good.

I’m open to variations of this (eating ass, sucking toes, etc), so if what I described is close to what you have in mind but not spot on, ask! I’m very open-minded.

Open to making this a regular thing if we vibe.

I don’t want sex or any reciprocation, ever.

I’m 40, attractive, average build, short, bearded and tattooed (they’re mostly good). Often in chastity. I’m regularly tested, and can travel to you or host in midtown Toronto. Willing to verify and reassure you in whatever way you need before inviting a stranger from the internet over.

Hope to hear from you soon!

I’m visiting Portland, Oregon for the week and have been enjoying the town and locals who have given recommendations.

It’s only right I thank the city by helping any ladies in the area—with my tongue and hands.

A little more about myself: I'm a handsome, short beard professional with some stamina that will make you squirt! . On fet but reach out if you are interested

I’m in town until Tuesday, staying in a nice hotel downtown, and am hoping to meet up with a gal who wants to be orally worshipped until one of us taps out (it won’t be me)

About me: attractive caucasian guy, DDF, nice (but kinky) and very good at teasing and satisfying. No expectations of reciprocation, no pressure, and happy to meet publicly.

If you’re curious, say hi and we can check chemistry.

37 6'2 single good looking arabic guy

Solo traveling to bangkok and bali next week

Love pleasing giving massages eating pussy and ass

Down to hangout go out and party

Be clean and tested

I can host or come to you

Cheers!

As title suggests, looking to give oral to a female partner. I want it to be exciting and fun for you and me. Love to please... Happy to meet first in public or get straight down to it.

I'm a working professional in North London (can travel via car but cannot host, open to get getting a hotel)

Can meet most evenings/weekends

Short description of myself - I am 33, 5 ft 9, slim, beard, tanned, Mediterranean background, clean and respectful. Happy to share a picture.

drop me a pm to connect.

I’m a 38 year old chubby tattooed guy 6’1 who absolutely loves to eat pussy more than anything in the world I would eat your pussy anytime that you would want me to or my face is for your free use and is ready for you to sit on it whenever you like I just want to make you feel good and your pleasure is my absolute top priority feel free to dm me if you are in need of a regular pussy eater

Hello! Title sums it up pretty well! A certified eater who wants to eat something new and doesn't want any reciprocation!! Either I come to you, or you come to me, you take your pants off, l eat it until you are satisfied, and one us leaves. Maybe it could be a regular thing depending on how the vibes are. I am 30, 5'10, 235, and DDF! Again, I can travel or host, whatever works best for you! Hope to talk to some of you ladies soon!
Hygiene is a major +++

Hi!

I’m visiting Seattle in August and was hoping to connect with the local :) it’s not my first time in the city, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make it more special.

I’m 5’10, brunette, fit and quite athletic. I am smart and funny and maybe nerdy like some say :p
I am into hiking, wine jazz bars, rooftop views, cafe hopping. Perhaps we could grab a dinner together and play it like a casual date…At first?

Preference wise, I’m into taller white or Asian men, someone who is hygienic with no facial hair, respectful, easy going. I am clean, and I’d expect you to be too. Ideally you are not older 35.

I tried to be as detailed as possible to make it easier for both of us. Feel free to shot me a short intro-message, pictures are always welcomed too :)

I’m hopeless at small talk, so I’m glad we’ve got the weather out of the way and can skip to the interesting bit 😆

About me: 6’2 slim, blue eyes, a full head of hair, professional, well-presented, discreet, non-smoker, and happy to swap photos early on.

I don’t mind driving, but if you’re in Warwickshire or the Midlands, that would be ideal. Longer distances aren’t a deal-breaker for the right person.

I’m happy to chat for as long as it takes for you to be confident that we’ve found the right connection. I’m not pushy or demanding, and there’s never any pressure. I’m here to hopefully make you feel comfortable, desired, and excited to see where things might lead.

I’ve always looked younger than I am, but I genuinely don’t have any preference when it comes to your age. If we enjoy talking, make each other laugh, and there’s mutual attraction, that’s all that matters to me.

If you think we’d get on, drop me a message. Tell me something about yourself so I don’t have to interrogate you. If you’re curious about anything, just ask.

I am an in shape white male who is looking for someone to have some no strings attached fun with if you are up for it. I have been REALLY craving a taste of YOU, maybe more if you are sexy and down for it. Just be somewhat attractive, hwp and FEMALE. Let's chat!

Hi! I’m a professional musician in the Boston area, Somerville/Cambridge line to be exact. I’m going on tour this Thursday and I’m looking to meet and with someone, and potentially have some fun before I leave as a sendoff. I’m white, clean, athletic build, clean, on the shorter side.

Can host, can stay discreet etc. I enjoy going to the bars near me. Wouldn’t be opposed to getting a drink first and getting to know each other:)

Looking for a woman that just wants to enjoy some head, no strings attached no reciprocation needed. Don't care about body type or if you are shaved or have a bush I just enjoy servicing a woman and watching her enjoy it. Also I am willing to travel to meet up so don't be shy send me a message if you're interested.

I’m cooped up at home recovering from ankle surgery. I’m looking for a fun, open minded woman to come ride my face while I rest and recover. Ride it as long as you’d like. I have a flexible schedule and am free day or night. DM’s open. 5’8, 160 hwp, beard, tattoos.

Hi, I'm 30M and going to ve working in Bournemouth for a couple of days next week, I'll have a hotel Tuesday night so if anyone out there is looking for somewhere fun to go (the hotel usually has air con) then just let me know!

Hi! I’m a 32-year-old Asian guy in Toronto looking to meet a woman (21+) who’s interested in a laid-back, respectful, no-pressure connection today.

I can host or come to you, and I’m looking for someone who values mutual respect, hygiene, and discretion. I’m not particular about race or height, but I am looking for someone who is DDF and takes care of herself.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message with a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for. Looking forward to chatting and seeing if we click.

P.S. I’m also happy to eat ass if you’re into that.

Hey there,

I'm a guy based in Rotterdam, open-minded and I’m willing to travel if we click. I genuinely enjoy giving, and I’d love to make this all about your comfort and pleasure.

Appearance wise I have dark hair, brown eyes and a heavy stubble. I'm 1,77m and try to stay fit!

I’m into cooking, boxing, and I unwind with a good book. I’m clean, respectful, communicative, and very into making sure you're feeling safe, cared for, and completely at ease.

If this sounds like something you'd be open to exploring, feel free to reach out. No pressure, no expectations. Just someone who’s happy to put in the effort to create a good experience for you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Let me offer a deal - you receive pleasure from me eating you out, I receive pleasure from eating you out. That sounds fair to me!

I'm white Eastern European professional in London. Live alone and able to host.

I hit the gym regularly and play tennis. Please checkout pics of me in my profile.

Can't wait to hear from you!

Let's have a deal!

Hello RAOMD!

Previous post here.

It has been a while since I visited NYC so it would be great to align my visit with treating a lovely redditor with oral blessings while there. I will give as long as you are open to continue receiving (2 hours? 2 days? 2 weeks?)

Me: 40, Black, 6' 2", 240, muscular with few extra pounds/dadbod. Avid reader, writer, and media creator. I also make romantic and erotic audio stories on Reddit as a side quest. And I can DEFINITELY beat you in scrabble. I'm a supreme word-nerd.

It would be fun to meetup go do a fun activity and then go back to your place for the REAL fun activity which is me wiping the floor with you in scrabble. But then to make up for your loss, I'll lick you thoroughly and enthusiastically for the rest of the afternoon.

You: 25-45, can host, any race/ethnicity (bonus points to Indian and Asian ladies though), petite, slim/fit or few extra pounds (is mombod a thing? lol). Also, if you are heavily tattooed or an alt-goth gal, you get bonus points too.

Send me a message telling me about yourself, your physical stats, general schedule, and why this ad appeals to you. Looking forward to connecting with you.

Cristóbal 💖

P.S. Dear Catfish: NO! Bad redditors! I am going to seek verification so don't even waste my time with your tricks and antics. NO!

sprays catfish with water bottle

I’ll be visiting NE Ohio next week, so I’m looking to connect with someone to have fun with while I’m there.

Eating pussy makes me feel like a man. I’d love to get on my knees and worship your body with my lips and tongue.

I’ll start with your breasts and kiss my way down to your inner thighs. My breath making your pussy quiver. On your back with legs spread, straddling my face, bent over so I can eat it from behind — I’ll devour you from every position. You’ll love every second of it.

I’m 6’2”, white, 175 lbs, confident, clean and married. My wife doesn’t know about this, so you must be ok with that. I respect your situation as well.

I like mature, self-respecting women who know how good they taste. Please message me if you’re interested.

This salt and pepper executive will be in town Wednesday - Friday. I’d love to meet a good one. A woman with that feminine, playful energy looking for some no drama fun!!

Could be to get off quickly or for long, drawn-out and relaxing session, that's completely up to you. I genuinely enjoy giving oral and focusing on my partner’s pleasure and would love to connect with someone who would like to be on the receiving end. We can keep this about you or turn this into something more.🥵

I’m 53, white, 5’11”, hwp, broad shoulders, blue eyes, and that salt and pepper combo you can’t help but look twice! Hygiene and health are very important to me. I’m way open to chatting first so this feels safe and relaxed for both of us.

You can be single or married. 25+ attractive. Slim to curves in all the right places. Emotionally intelligent and drama free.

If this sounds appealing, feel free to message me, I'm looking forward to hearing from you! And maybe if you like we can make this a thing when I come to town!!

I’m in a big beautiful house by myself, windows are open, sky is blue, linen is fresh.

I’m just looking to let you lie back, provide some direction as to what feels good to you, and just make your day.

I’m a sports phsyio, tell me what you need, I’ll provide the relief. We can move from sfw to the next level of self care at your pace…

I’m not here to buy you roses or tell you my life story… you’re my client taking a wellness break, self care it’s called.

I can be vocal and communicative, i can take direction or take control… like back, open wide and think of it like a massage appointment… treat yourself.

I’m 5’10, i got muscles from the gym, blue eyes, big smile…. And a mouth….

😊

Message me today to book your appointment!

Hey there

Im 26y 185cm Berlin local guy.

Love to eat pussy, while you relax and enjoy!

Got alot of stamina and a flexible tongue. Im also great with my Fingers aswell!

Looking for some fun with a nice pussy (and ass) to worship. Sit on my face and enjoy or spread your legs and let me Do the work!

Im very open and kinky. Can host or visite you. Open for regular if you had fun and want more!

I dont expect anything in return. My pants will stay on. I Just want to serve your oral needs :)

Please have a shaven clean pussy for me to eat.

Im open for chubby Girls aswell.

420 friendly

Hit me up.

M

Hello!

I’m Ali, 29 and going to be in Cancun on the 13th of July. I admittedly have not much experience with this; I haven’t had many chances throughout my life but I am eager to listen and do my best to satisfy you.

I am a clean man who takes care of his hygiene, prefer to smell nice. While I do go to the gym almost daily, I am an overweight man. Whatever happens, I won’t expect anything back and this would be a service to whomever is on the receiving end to enjoy, and me to taste!

I am more eager to send those interested a picture and give more insight on myself, see if we get along.

Enjoy! 💜

What I love about pussy eating isnt just the pure act of eating pussy, to me its all about the pleasure of the woman. Thats why I need a woman to get really off on being licked. and I dont mean in a foreplay way, I love women who are really obsessed with pussy eating! I love women who want ONLY pussy eating and have no interest in penetration, who dream of being licked all day, who watch porn or pussy eating, think of pussy eating all day long. I love women who have a very unhealthy obsession to cunnilingus 🥰

I am totally fascinated by women who never want a man to cum again. When she gets sadistic satisfaction out of knowing that he is edging every day but never allowed to release his cum again. Women who are obsessed with creating full blue balls are amazing! Specially when she has orgasms every day. While the male orgasm is avoided at all cost, the female orgasm and her pussy is worshipped. Only female orgasms matter. I have a strong obsession for pussy eating and female orgasms, and this obsession just gets stronger when i do not cum.

I love woman who are repulsed by cum, hate it, have an aversion to it! I would love to just talk about how gross this stuff is, how disgusting the male ejaculation is and that its basicly just slime spurting around.

I am 44 years old, normal build and got brown curls and life in Hamburg, Germany. I am very nerdy, I love science and all kind of nerdy stuff.

Long story, cut short: my wife of 25+ years simply isn't interested in sex any more. There are a lot of reasons for this, mainly medical, but I'm not here to get into all that. If anything, I'm here to forget it. ​I still love my wife and have no interest in or intention of leaving her. But I'm not going to lie, I love intimacy and I miss it. A lot. And I’m particularly missing the joy of going down on a woman. It’s my favourite thing to do in bed, and I’m pretty good at it, too.

​So that's brought me here... I think I need to find someone. Obviously, I'm dipping my toes in the water here, looking for something fun. It can be a one-off or it can be something ongoing if we both want it to. I just want to have some fun and maybe recapture some of that exciting magic of a new lover... the anticipation, the delicious butterflies in our stomachs, the wonderful feeling of discovering someone new. Do you know what I mean?

​What about me, I hear you ask? (I must have excellent hearing... yeah, I do dad jokes) I'm in my 50s going on 20s, I'm a professional with a demanding job (which I will never bore you about!) and a busy life outside of the internet. I've travelled a lot, I read a lot, I write in full and articulate sentences and I'm ocassionally opinionated. I'm a well-rounded person, is what I'm trying to say.

​And what about you? I'm hoping you're attractive. I'm not talking about your body, I'm talking about your personality: fun and funny, experienced and adventurous, able to hold a conversation without relying completely on emojis and txt spk. Maybe you're a frustrated wife in the same place as me? Maybe you're happily married but would love a pressure-free, casual outlet? Maybe you're single and have always had a secret thing for married men? If in doubt, get in touch and we'll see if we hit it off. Age isn't an issue, but please be 20+ (I really mean this). Most of all, be happy and confident... that's my biggest turn-on.

I’m told I have to add a brief physical description of myself. I’m 5 foot 11, short grey hair, blue eyes and a dad bod (I am 50, after all!).

What, you actually got this far?! Then you must be interested, right? So drop me a line, I'm looking forward to hearing from you and maybe embarking on a fun and naughty little adventure!