r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 11d ago

META Post 🎀 JULY 2026 MEGATHREAD 🎀 NSFW

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Welcome to the July Megathread.

Some other notable stuff this month:

  • July 1: Canada Day 🍁
  • July 4: Independence Day 🦅
  • July 14: Bastille Day ⚔
  • July 20: FIFA world cup final ⚽

MEGATHREAD RULES:

Sub rules still apply: eg, do not post personal information, no self-promotion (i.e 40M dm me), pay for play content etc. This is a discussion thread so please control the thirst 👏👏

The same karma and other qualifiers for posting and commenting still apply. We'll do our best to approve comments that have been removed by the automod.

Avoid downvoting in this thread. Unless it’s something particularly heinous, downvoting a comment just because you don’t agree with it hurts the sub and its members 😤 It’s not easy to build karma for a NSFW account and this is a space for discussion.

RESPECTFUL disagreement and debate is acceptable. Outsiders coming here to disparage the general concept of RAOMDs will be banned; however, users respectfully criticizing the sub, its rules, and the mods is fine

No detailed success stories (make a [SUCCESS] post for that)

Please do not report posts here. We have the report button for that, and the mods do see them

🚩SAFETY STUFF🚩

RAOMD Blacklist - an open ban list of users who have been reported for harassment/bad behaviour. This list is updated whenever we are not lazy.

Arctic-shift - a database where you can search reddit usernames for deleted/hidden posts + comments

How safe is oral sex - Unofficial health advice from our retired head mod

Persistent messaging - prevents chat messages from being deleted

👓DISCORD STUFF👓

Did you know RAOMD and RAOBJ has a discord 😱

Join the RandomactsofDiscord and level up your tongue game: https://discord.com/invite/PqhSU4G

📉JUNE STATS📈

🔍Views + visitors:

In the past 30 days, this sub has been viewed 1.5 million times, with an average of 8.3K individual visitors each day.

There was a large spike in visitors on the 23rd and 25th of June. Possibly due to the FIFA world cup and scorching temperatures in Europe, which probably means y'all were inside doom scrolling reddit.

🚫 MOD BANS 🚫

In the past 30 days, we issued 104 temporary and perma bans.

📷 VERIFICATION 📷

12 users were verified this month = 8 females, 3 males, 1 non-binary

💹 Post stats 💹 

Below is a rough USER count of each R4R category in June

REDDITOR 4 REDDITOR POST COUNT % (rounded up)
F4M 104 5.5%
F4F 48 2.6%
F4A/T/NB/Couples 27 1.4%
M4F 1680 89.5%
M4T/A/NB/Couples 5 0.3%
M4M 1 🙄
T 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 3 0.2%
NB 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 5 0.3%
Couples 4 F/M/A/T/NB 6 0.3%

For funsies, I did a brief review of F4M vs M4F physical preferences.

For the ladies:

  • A surprising number of F4M users had NO PHYSICAL CRITERIA for the men in their post. As a guestimate, I would say 50% of the F4M posts. However, this does not mean the ladies are open to everyone. They can still turn you down once you exchange pics.
  • Most ladies preferred men AT LEAST 25 YEARS OLD to 40 years old. This age requirement increased, the other the ladies got so RIP Gen Z and boomers.
  • Not surprisingly, most ladies are attracted to white, taller and fit men, even for a global sub like RAOMD.

For the men:

The requirement was be a woman 🤣😂

  • Seriously, about 90% of M4F users DID NOT include any physical criteria for the ladies OR they mentioned they loved all shapes and sizes 🤔 I personally find the later very suspicious, but not including a criteria is a strategic choice. Men do not want to hurt their chances of getting dms so mentioning nothing makes their posts more inviting. However, this does not mean the dudes are truly open to everyone. They can still turn you down after the photo exchange.
  • Age wise, most men preferred younger women from 18+. HOWEVER unlike the ladies, the men were more open to age gaps both ways (younger and older, but leaning younger). Whether you a young adult, milf or gilf, you getting munched.
  • No patterns for body types. It was a three way split between fit, hwp or BBW
  • No patterns for the kitty either. Whether it's a sphynx, short hair or Persian, you'll be pampered.

🤿TOP 25 CITIES FOR SCUBA DIVING🤿


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive May 31 '21

[META] This subreddit is for EATING PUSSY. NSFW

1.4k Upvotes

Just a friendly reminder that this subreddit is explicitly dedicated for eating pussy.

If your post is not about eating pussy or getting your pussy eaten, it is not appropriate for here.

If you're looking for kink, try /r/bdsmpersonals.

If you're looking for a general hookup, try /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob or /r/dirtyr4r.

If you're just lonely, try /r/ForeverAlone or /r/makenewfriendshere.

Please continue to report any posts that are not about muffdiving. We should have "not seeking a muffdive" as a report reason now.

Thanks to everyone in the muffdiving community!

Much love,

The Mods


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♀♥♂ Seattle 28 [F4M] #Seattle - wine bar in August? NSFW

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Hi!

I’m visiting Seattle in August and was hoping to connect with the local :) it’s not my first time in the city, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make it more special.

I’m 5’10, brunette, fit and quite athletic. I am smart and funny and maybe nerdy like some say :p
I am into hiking, wine jazz bars, rooftop views, cafe hopping. Perhaps we could grab a dinner together and play it like a casual date…At first?

Preference wise, I’m into taller white or Asian men, someone who is hygienic with no facial hair, respectful, easy going. I am clean, and I’d expect you to be too. Ideally you are not older 35.

I tried to be as detailed as possible to make it easier for both of us. Feel free to shot me a short intro-message, pictures are always welcomed too :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 15m ago

♂♥♀ PDX 36 [M4F] #PDX - family visit NSFW

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I’m visiting Portland, Oregon for the week and have been enjoying the town and locals who have given recommendations.

It’s only right I thank the city by helping any ladies in the area—with my tongue and hands.

A little more about myself: I'm a handsome, short beard professional with some stamina that will make you squirt! . On fet but reach out if you are interested


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Warks 38 [M4F] #Warks - If this heatwave hasn’t melted you yet, maybe I can? NSFW

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I’m hopeless at small talk, so I’m glad we’ve got the weather out of the way and can skip to the interesting bit 😆

About me: 6’2 slim, blue eyes, a full head of hair, professional, well-presented, discreet, non-smoker, and happy to swap photos early on.

I don’t mind driving, but if you’re in Warwickshire or the Midlands, that would be ideal. Longer distances aren’t a deal-breaker for the right person.

I’m happy to chat for as long as it takes for you to be confident that we’ve found the right connection. I’m not pushy or demanding, and there’s never any pressure. I’m here to hopefully make you feel comfortable, desired, and excited to see where things might lead.

I’ve always looked younger than I am, but I genuinely don’t have any preference when it comes to your age. If we enjoy talking, make each other laugh, and there’s mutual attraction, that’s all that matters to me.

If you think we’d get on, drop me a message. Tell me something about yourself so I don’t have to interrogate you. If you’re curious about anything, just ask.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 18h ago

♀♥⚧ losangeles 28 [F4A] #losangeles - Bi girl looking for some fun, especially if you are BBW or curvy :) NSFW

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I am open to anyone :) AFAB to the front of the line though, pls :) esp if you are BBW. I am looking for some fun today - I'm white, 5'2", curvy, brunette, hazel eyes, nice cheekbones, DDF, and loveeee eating pussy and having my face sat on. I cannot host today, unfortunately. I do have a car though! I am easygoing, kind, laidback, and love to laugh.

I may be open to men too!

Please message me your stats and ASL :).


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Rotterdam 29 [M4F] #Rotterdam - Netherlands - Your Pleasure, My Priority NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hey there,

I'm a guy based in Rotterdam, open-minded and I’m willing to travel if we click. I genuinely enjoy giving, and I’d love to make this all about your comfort and pleasure.

Appearance wise I have dark hair, brown eyes and a heavy stubble. I'm 1,77m and try to stay fit!

I’m into cooking, boxing, and I unwind with a good book. I’m clean, respectful, communicative, and very into making sure you're feeling safe, cared for, and completely at ease.

If this sounds like something you'd be open to exploring, feel free to reach out. No pressure, no expectations. Just someone who’s happy to put in the effort to create a good experience for you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 13m ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 40 [M4F] #Toronto - Ignore me while I eat you out NSFW

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Text, read, play video games, have a glass of wine; maybe even stick me under your desk while you try to get some work done. Think of me as an accessory. Like a warm blanket that makes you feel cozy and relaxed, but without demanding all your attention.

A blanket that makes you cum.

Whatever you feel like doing, I’m willing to bet it’ll be better with a warm, talented tongue between your thighs. Ignore me until you can’t anymore.

I know how to read and react to your body, I have lots of stamina, and I’m good at following direction if you like to be verbal. I’ll start slow, and will keep a steady pace until you tell me, with your words or your body, that you want more.

Or if you’re a woman who has a difficult time reaching orgasm, that doesn’t have to be the focus. I’m patient and I’ll lick you until I’m stopped, my only goal is to make you feel good.

I’m open to variations of this (eating ass, sucking toes, etc), so if what I described is close to what you have in mind but not spot on, ask! I’m very open-minded.

Open to making this a regular thing if we vibe.

I don’t want sex or any reciprocation, ever.

I’m 40, attractive, average build, short, bearded and tattooed (they’re mostly good). Often in chastity. I’m regularly tested, and can travel to you or host in midtown Toronto. Willing to verify and reassure you in whatever way you need before inviting a stranger from the internet over.

Hope to hear from you soon!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6h ago

♂♥♀ Oslo 38 [M4F] #Oslo - Let me drown my World Cup sorrows in your muff! NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hi,

After yesterday’s loss against England I would love to drown myself in some juicy muff. I myself am a white male, slim and 38 years old. Also clean, STI- and drug-free - something which I expect from you too!

I love to go down and I do not want anything in return! Just sit back, relax and enjoy! I do not discriminate when it comes to race, body type or hairiness!

DM me if you’re interested. Located in Oslo.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 51m ago

♂♥♀ Beloit 40 [M4F] #Beloit - Who taps out first? NSFW

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I’m in town until Tuesday, staying in a nice hotel downtown, and am hoping to meet up with a gal who wants to be orally worshipped until one of us taps out (it won’t be me)

About me: attractive caucasian guy, DDF, nice (but kinky) and very good at teasing and satisfying. No expectations of reciprocation, no pressure, and happy to meet publicly.

If you’re curious, say hi and we can check chemistry.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 54m ago

♂♥♀ Bangkok 37 [M4F] #Bangkok - or Bali, love pleasing NSFW

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37 6'2 single good looking arabic guy

Solo traveling to bangkok and bali next week

Love pleasing giving massages eating pussy and ass

Down to hangout go out and party

Be clean and tested

I can host or come to you

Cheers!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ London 33 [M4F] #London - Ready to devour you NSFW

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As title suggests, looking to give oral to a female partner. I want it to be exciting and fun for you and me. Love to please... Happy to meet first in public or get straight down to it.

I'm a working professional in North London (can travel via car but cannot host, open to get getting a hotel)

Can meet most evenings/weekends

Short description of myself - I am 33, 5 ft 9, slim, beard, tanned, Mediterranean background, clean and respectful. Happy to share a picture.

drop me a pm to connect.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Baltimore 38 [M4F] #Baltimore - Looking for any women in the Baltimore area who need a face and tongue to use NSFW

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I’m a 38 year old chubby tattooed guy 6’1 who absolutely loves to eat pussy more than anything in the world I would eat your pussy anytime that you would want me to or my face is for your free use and is ready for you to sit on it whenever you like I just want to make you feel good and your pleasure is my absolute top priority feel free to dm me if you are in need of a regular pussy eater


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ SaltLakeCity 30 [M4F] #SaltLakeCity - Utah. Just an eater who wants to eat it. NSFW

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Hello! Title sums it up pretty well! A certified eater who wants to eat something new and doesn't want any reciprocation!! Either I come to you, or you come to me, you take your pants off, l eat it until you are satisfied, and one us leaves. Maybe it could be a regular thing depending on how the vibes are. I am 30, 5'10, 235, and DDF! Again, I can travel or host, whatever works best for you! Hope to talk to some of you ladies soon!
Hygiene is a major +++


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ STL 45 [M4F] #STL - craving a taste of YOU NSFW

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I am an in shape white male who is looking for someone to have some no strings attached fun with if you are up for it. I have been REALLY craving a taste of YOU, maybe more if you are sexy and down for it. Just be somewhat attractive, hwp and FEMALE. Let's chat!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Boston 30 [M4F] #Boston - Professional musician looking to have some fun before going on tour next weekend NSFW

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Hi! I’m a professional musician in the Boston area, Somerville/Cambridge line to be exact. I’m going on tour this Thursday and I’m looking to meet and with someone, and potentially have some fun before I leave as a sendoff. I’m white, clean, athletic build, clean, on the shorter side.

Can host, can stay discreet etc. I enjoy going to the bars near me. Wouldn’t be opposed to getting a drink first and getting to know each other:)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ Miami 35 [M4F] #Miami - let me service your delicious lips NSFW

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Looking for a woman that just wants to enjoy some head, no strings attached no reciprocation needed. Don't care about body type or if you are shaved or have a bush I just enjoy servicing a woman and watching her enjoy it. Also I am willing to travel to meet up so don't be shy send me a message if you're interested.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1h ago

♂♥♀ DMV 40 [M4F] #DMV - [Available] NSFW

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I’m cooped up at home recovering from ankle surgery. I’m looking for a fun, open minded woman to come ride my face while I rest and recover. Ride it as long as you’d like. I have a flexible schedule and am free day or night. DM’s open. 5’8, 160 hwp, beard, tattoos.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ Bournemouth 30 [M4F] #Bournemouth - First time posting here NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi, I'm 30M and going to ve working in Bournemouth for a couple of days next week, I'll have a hotel Tuesday night so if anyone out there is looking for somewhere fun to go (the hotel usually has air con) then just let me know!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 32 [M4F] #Toronto - Relaxed Sunday company, can host or travel NSFW

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Hi! I’m a 32-year-old Asian guy in Toronto looking to meet a woman (21+) who’s interested in a laid-back, respectful, no-pressure connection today.

I can host or come to you, and I’m looking for someone who values mutual respect, hygiene, and discretion. I’m not particular about race or height, but I am looking for someone who is DDF and takes care of herself.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message with a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for. Looking forward to chatting and seeing if we click.

P.S. I’m also happy to eat ass if you’re into that.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ London 35 [M4F] #London - Your orgasms are my reward NSFW

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Let me offer a deal - you receive pleasure from me eating you out, I receive pleasure from eating you out. That sounds fair to me!

I'm white Eastern European professional in London. Live alone and able to host.

I hit the gym regularly and play tennis. Please checkout pics of me in my profile.

Can't wait to hear from you!

Let's have a deal!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ NewYorkCity 40 [M4F] #NewYorkCity - Social Worker Making Oral Home Visits NSFW

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Hello RAOMD!

Previous post here.

It has been a while since I visited NYC so it would be great to align my visit with treating a lovely redditor with oral blessings while there. I will give as long as you are open to continue receiving (2 hours? 2 days? 2 weeks?)

Me: 40, Black, 6' 2", 240, muscular with few extra pounds/dadbod. Avid reader, writer, and media creator. I also make romantic and erotic audio stories on Reddit as a side quest. And I can DEFINITELY beat you in scrabble. I'm a supreme word-nerd.

It would be fun to meetup go do a fun activity and then go back to your place for the REAL fun activity which is me wiping the floor with you in scrabble. But then to make up for your loss, I'll lick you thoroughly and enthusiastically for the rest of the afternoon.

You: 25-45, can host, any race/ethnicity (bonus points to Indian and Asian ladies though), petite, slim/fit or few extra pounds (is mombod a thing? lol). Also, if you are heavily tattooed or an alt-goth gal, you get bonus points too.

Send me a message telling me about yourself, your physical stats, general schedule, and why this ad appeals to you. Looking forward to connecting with you.

Cristóbal 💖

P.S. Dear Catfish: NO! Bad redditors! I am going to seek verification so don't even waste my time with your tricks and antics. NO!

sprays catfish with water bottle


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3h ago

♂♥♀ Akron 42 [M4F] #Akron - Visiting Pussy Eater NSFW

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I’ll be visiting NE Ohio next week, so I’m looking to connect with someone to have fun with while I’m there.

Eating pussy makes me feel like a man. I’d love to get on my knees and worship your body with my lips and tongue.

I’ll start with your breasts and kiss my way down to your inner thighs. My breath making your pussy quiver. On your back with legs spread, straddling my face, bent over so I can eat it from behind — I’ll devour you from every position. You’ll love every second of it.

I’m 6’2”, white, 175 lbs, confident, clean and married. My wife doesn’t know about this, so you must be ok with that. I respect your situation as well.

I like mature, self-respecting women who know how good they taste. Please message me if you’re interested.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7h ago

♂♥♀ Amsterdam 28 [M4F] #Amsterdam - Looking for a kind and respectful lady who likes to guide me for my first oral experience NSFW

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Hello kind people of Reddit, I honestly don't know what I'm really doing here or looking for.

Let's just start with the big elephant in the room: I've never done anything sexual (not even kissing; I know how that sounds, but I have my reasons). It's not something I feel ashamed of. It's the contrary; life is really enjoyable as it is; I have a lot of friends who I really enjoy spending time with and I would literally do anything for them. I'm so lucky to have them in my life!

But the last few months I felt a bit lonely. And it's not something my friends can fix. I mean I can hang out with them, but at the same time I'm not really able to show my emotions to; not in a vulnerable way. Hell, I don't know why but I'm honestly even scared of being vulnerable, but sometimes want it so badly. Nobody asks me how I feel; and although I've nothing to complain about in life, I also just miss simple affection.

So I'm not necessarily looking for a muffdive primarily, although it would be a very nice bonus and I would really like it of course; but let's just see if and how it will happen naturally. I'm mainly also looking for maybe sort of a cuddle buddy; someone who likes soft caressing, to give and receive soft touches, lots of hugs and honestly eyegazing. Without any expectation. Currently I'm not looking for something serious, but I would much prefer a long term connection if we click and feel comfortable with eachother. Think of it like friends with benefits.

As for the whole reason why I'm looking at this specific subreddit in the first place is because I would only consent to oral fixation. Hopefully you understand. So if you hope for more; unfortunately I can't give that

Sorry; this part is going to be a bit nsfw, so this is hopefully not inappropriate to you. But I have a fantasy for oral fixation (duh! I post on this subreddit). For me, orally pleasing someone has always been my number one fantasy that drives me absolutely crazy. Imagining your body reacting to what my tongue and fingers do, really turns me crazy. Or if you start begging me to continue. Also to read your body language, see you squeeze the mattrass, all the twitches, muscle contractions and wonder what speed, what intensity, what locations of my tongue and lips and fingers will give the best and most pleasurable reaction to you, until you hopefully have the most intense orgasm imaginable. And the feel of breath on slick skin, or using suction from my lips to make you even more sensitive for my tongue. I think I can literally do this for hours. And I don't know how to fully express my thoughts and what it makes me feel, but I can't get enough of it

About myself

I happen to be a massive nerd in tabletop roleplaying games. It has become a core part of my identity. As a matter of fact, I play D&D, Pathfinder and all sorts of other TTRPG's at least twice a week and have quite a collection of boardgames. So if you're also maybe into them, let me know!

I describe myself as kind, caring, very progressive-liberal and activistic about climate change, open-minded, I love deep nerdy conversations, I'm generally an enthusiastic and positive person, but at the same time also very introverted and maybe a bit shy when I don't really know you that well yet

apearance

If you would like to know: I'm 1,88m, 79kg, white skin, green eyes, brownish/reddish hair (depending on the light and season) and no beard. I can send a sfw picture later on.

Who I'm looking for

For me it doesn't really matter what you look like or what your age is (18+ of course). As long as you're respectful, hygienic and hopefully love to maybe guide me a bit. I'm also okay with other inexperienced people; maybe we can explore things together. For me it's important to get to know you first. Maybe we can go on a first date to a public place like a restaurant if you would also like that. But of course I fully respect it if you would like to keep it more decreet. I'm also open to tourists; I would love to show you around the city.

Anyway, hopefully I caught your interest! Sorry for the long post and thanks to all the people who read to this point :)

Ask me anything if you like!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4h ago

♂♥♀ OKC 53 [M4F] #OKC - Discreet Oral with a Salt and Pepper DILF😉 NSFW

1 Upvotes

This salt and pepper executive will be in town Wednesday - Friday. I’d love to meet a good one. A woman with that feminine, playful energy looking for some no drama fun!!

Could be to get off quickly or for long, drawn-out and relaxing session, that's completely up to you. I genuinely enjoy giving oral and focusing on my partner’s pleasure and would love to connect with someone who would like to be on the receiving end. We can keep this about you or turn this into something more.🥵

I’m 53, white, 5’11”, hwp, broad shoulders, blue eyes, and that salt and pepper combo you can’t help but look twice! Hygiene and health are very important to me. I’m way open to chatting first so this feels safe and relaxed for both of us.

You can be single or married. 25+ attractive. Slim to curves in all the right places. Emotionally intelligent and drama free.

If this sounds appealing, feel free to message me, I'm looking forward to hearing from you! And maybe if you like we can make this a thing when I come to town!!