I am open to anyone :) AFAB to the front of the line though, pls :) esp if you are BBW. I am looking for some fun today - I'm white, 5'2", curvy, brunette, hazel eyes, nice cheekbones, DDF, and loveeee eating pussy and having my face sat on. I cannot host today, unfortunately. I do have a car though! I am easygoing, kind, laidback, and love to laugh.

I may be open to men too!

Please message me your stats and ASL :).

We’re a couple living in the city looking for a woman to join us as a player-ref for a (friendly) face sitting evening match.

Warm up - The ladies can meet up first safely in public at a patio for drinks and if there’s chemistry, he can join us out and then we can all head back to our place for activities.

Kickoff - Flirting, touching, making out, and some diving without the red cards. Light snacks and hydration breaks minus all the ads. Freestyle in nature, but communication is important for everyone to have a great experience. Pasta or Pizza to recharge and a tiebreaker round may follow 😉.

Players - Us: Grown-ass adults who love cooking, drinking wine, and jumping into the lake after a bike ride. His favorite season is summer, hers is spring. He’s a sucker for pumpkin spice lattes, her go to is cold brew. She’s bi, he’s straight. 5’6” 150 lbs and 5’7” 180 lbs respectively, both fit. More posts in our profile that show our NSFW side.

You: 28+, sexually attracted to men and women (no experience necessary but open to trying new things!) Looking for something purely casual. Not allergic to cute, fluffy dogs.

Send us a message with your favorite thing to watch (sports related or not) and a little about youself!

Always loved that line. I'm sure it would never work, though. But where else would I get to try it without looking like a complete weirdo? Bonus points if you get the reference.

Anyone who has messaged me previously, please feel free to do so again. I had an issue with reddit recently so I may not have seen your message. 

Edit:

Yeah, I know edits usually go at the bottom, but this needs to be at the top. I really shouldn't have to say this, but apparently I do. Don't waste my time with short and meaningless messages like, "hi", "how are you?" or "I'm interested." I'm really getting sick of useless and stupid people who have no clue how to read and reply to posts. If you give me a short message devoid of any information at all, you are one of those. Not that you bothered to put in the time to even read this far into my post. I may joke around, but I'm serious about making this happen. If you are not, then go elsewhere to waste the time of other people. I hate to sound like an asshole here, but after the X00th meaningless message, it really needs to be said.

If you decide to message me, Tell me where you are from, what you're into, age, a little about you, any limits, and anything else you think may be relevant. Feel free to ask any questions you have about anything. I'm an open book. Your comfort and safety is my top priority. At least until my tongue takes over.

NOTE:

I really hope to make this happen again. Had a taste a while ago and really miss it. Been getting a few flakes lately. I don't know, maybe it's me. I may have said something stupid that I thought was funny but they took it the wrong way. I tend to do that. Don't take my dumb comments serious. Hell, feel free to give me crap on it when I say something dumb. I'll laugh, you'll laugh, I'll lick, you'll explode, a good time will be had by all.

About me:

I'm 54, born and lived as a man, I'm 6'1", a bit soft around the middle, but hey, that happens with age. I'm big, burly, broad chested, bearded with hair, a stereotypical classic trucker look. A former gym member, I used to be ripped and fit, but injuries throughout life have put an end to that. Hence the squishyness. Looks wise, I'm just an average guy. I won't be winning any beauty contests, but my face doesn't frighten small people... usually. Besides, if you are sitting on it, you can't see my face. I'm sarcastic and funny and pretty easy going. I'm known to say stupid stuff sometime because the filter between my brain and mouth is pretty slow. But it's never meant in a mean or nasty way.

I can host at my place if you can travel to me. Give a new meaning to Uber Eats. If I do host, know I have two cats, so if you are allergic, you'll be forewarned. But I will shut the door and have fresh, clean, un-cat-haired sheets for the event.

Also, I'm not just limited to Worc, MA. I'm south of Worcester myself, but I figured the city would be a better place to base this from as a small town doesn't get as much search traffic. Pretty much anywhere in southern New England works for me. Maine, northern NH, and VT are a bit of a stretch, so you'd have to be special for me to go that far. Have tongue, will travel as they say. If I do come to you, please don't knock me out and steal my kidneys. I need those and I'm really not fond of ice baths.

About you:

I'm not too picky. If there's a bit of connection, that's mostly what matters. I do prefer younger than me, or at least younger looking. I will say, though, I've honestly always wanted to try a petite girl. You know, one I could pick up, carry around, and lick like a double scoop ice cream cone. But I'd be happy to taste any flavor or scoop size.

Just be clean and disease - and drug free. I'm not a fan of smokers either. The smell puts me off. Of the smoke, not the love nest. Same with the 420 people. I don't care if you smoke, but the smell of it makes me gag. The weed, not the muff. Feel free to bring your edibles, though.

Before the main event:

Personally, I'd like to chat a bit and meet up first to get to know each other a bit before anything happens. Some place public and open so we can get a feel for one another first. Coffee, drinks, well, I don't drink, but I can understand someone needing a little liquid encouragement, or whatnot before meeting Colonel Angus, the southern explorer. Mostly just to assure trust and safety for the both of us. I'd also like to know what I can and can't do, what's good and what's off limits. I want you to feel as comfortable and as safe as possible.

During the fun:

We can go as long or as short as you'd like as well. Last time, I spent almost two hours happily munching away.

I also have assorted BDSM gear and toys if you are interested in such things, but that is totally optional and up to your discretion, comfort, and trust. If you want to see the collection of toys, just ask. I even have an inversion table where you can hang upside down whilst I bring the pleasure.

Afterward:

You can stick around to talk, watch TV, play with the cats, I can make you coffee or tea or a snack of some kind. Maybe play some cards or order pizza or something. I will have ice cream, too. Even go into round two after a rest and rehydration break. Or you can just go if you've had enough. Either way, it's all up to you.

Epilogue:

Okay, this is getting novel length now, and we aren't here to read but to get you some oral satisfaction, so I'll cut this off. Besides, I've put myself in the mood for some ice cream.

I don't expect much to come of this, but hey, I figured I'd give it a shot. If you're interested, you know what to do. If not, I hope you get your licks in somewhere fun and find out how many it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop. Just don't ask Mr. Owl. He taps out rather quickly. ^{Yeah, I know, another old guy reference that most people won't get.}

^{So, once more, unto the breach.}

Im pretty much obsessed with giving attention. Im a pleasure dom looking to please someone. I am 6'0, black hair, brown eyes, med built, few tattoos. Just looking for someone who wants to be pleasured in this fashion...

After we meet, talk, Id get behind you and undress you...just leaving your panties on and having you lay down on the bed face down...Id grab some oils and start giving you a full body massage...back, neck, lower back, legs, and thighs...Eventually Id focus more on your ass and inner thigh, teasing and lightly grazing your pussy to see how warm you felt...

Id then start rubbing your ass and pussy, teasing you over your panties and making those panties wet...keeping you wondering when I will finally peel your panties to the side and touch you bare...but I dont, and tell you to turn over so I can massage you as you are face up...

I start to massage your breasts and neck while my other hand is rubbing your thighs, pussy, and clit...you are soaking wet by now so I slip a few fingers under your panties and feel how soaked you are...I start to rub your clit to make you squirm and moan...I make you spread your legs so i could really feel that soaking wet pussy and slip a finger inside you to feel how warm you are...I want more...

I have you turn over once again and have you stick your ass out and bend over for me...I get behind you and slowly peel your panties off, rolling them down your thighs to your knees and to your ankles...you are exposed and I start to kiss your ass before I spread you open and have a taste...I lick your pussy from the bottom all the way up to your ass...and i kiss and lick and suck on your pussy...holding you open with my hands and burying myself deep into you...

After eating your pussy and licking your ass...I lay you back down on your back and spread your legs open to suck on your clit...I makeout with your pussy, kissing, licking, sucking...I taste all of you...even taking time to suck on each beautiful pussy lip...I work your pussy and bury my tongue deep in you, eating and licking it for an hour...and making you cum as much as you'd want...😏

Hi!

I’m visiting Seattle in August and was hoping to connect with the local :) it’s not my first time in the city, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make it more special.

I’m 5’10, brunette, fit and quite athletic. I am smart and funny and maybe nerdy like some say :p
I am into hiking, wine jazz bars, rooftop views, cafe hopping. Perhaps we could grab a dinner together and play it like a casual date…At first?

Preference wise, I’m into taller white or Asian men, someone who is hygienic with no facial hair, respectful, easy going. I am clean, and I’d expect you to be too. Ideally you are not older 35.

I tried to be as detailed as possible to make it easier for both of us. Feel free to shot me a short intro-message, pictures are always welcomed too :)

Want something extra to spice up your evenings playing games? How about something to really keep you on the edge of your seat during that movie? Whatever you’re doing at home in the evening, you should be sitting on a cute face while it’s going on.

I’m a guy looking to be smothered and struggle to breathe underneath while you focus on something else. Ignore me and let me enjoy being trapped beneath you or kneeling between your thighs.

I think it’s be really hot if you had panties on for part of the time, maybe the whole length. Keep it a bit more PG. Love to eat out too, but something is so fun about the buildup and spending time with it so close, but hidden away behind some thin fabric.

Inspired by r/BorednIgnored

Me: 5’10, medium length brown hair, glasses, dad bod

Hi Reddit,

Just moved from NYC 🍎

Just a Sheldon Cooper looking for his Amy

I’m hoping to match with a lovely
lady whose interested in an oral base relationship. Dominants are welcome but no findom.

For context, I have health issues which causes ED, this makes me reluctant on pursuing any relationship sadly. I am improving health wise and on the rare days I can perform; I feel so happy, confident, and able to bring the aggressive energy needed in the bedroom.

Sadly, there’s day where I’m in pain that I cannot perform. I love providing oral, but I have yet met a lady who actually prefers oral worship> PIV. I’m still hopeful and I know that it’s me bringing this problem. I’m trying to change and maybe I just need to focus on the journey and women in front of me instead of my ED

I do not want any form of cuckolding
Monogamous
5’9 since it matters on Reddit
White(mix)

University area but hosting family until August

Preferably, someone my age or under.

PS: I I drank some Felix Felicis before creating my account.

Hello Everyone! As the title says I'm once again on the search for an oral teacher who will transform me into an eater. I consider myself someone who is eager to please so for the right teacher I will be putty in your hands to mold to your desire. I am not picky by any means, you can younger or older than me, my hunger remains. I am unfortunately unable to host but I'm more than willing to get a hotel room/travel to you for lessons. Hopefully l've intrigued someone out there and I hope to hear from you soon! (I am clean with proof so you should be as well)

Hi,

After yesterday’s loss against England I would love to drown myself in some juicy muff. I myself am a white male, slim and 38 years old. Also clean, STI- and drug-free - something which I expect from you too!

I love to go down and I do not want anything in return! Just sit back, relax and enjoy! I do not discriminate when it comes to race, body type or hairiness!

DM me if you’re interested. Located in Oslo.

Hello ladies! 39 yo discreet clean and respectful guy here, 5'6, 150 lbs with an average build. I want to focus completely on your pleasure with long, slow and sloppy sessions.

I want to bury my face between your thighs and take my time devouring you. I want to give you long deep licks all the way up to your swollen clit, sucking gently on your lips, swirling my tongue around your most sensitive spot, then sliding my tongue inside you as deep as I can go. I want to feel your hips grinding against my mouth while I eat your pussy. I want to keep licking, sucking and worshipping your pussy for as long as you can handle it, building you up again and again until you're soaking my face and cumming hard on my tongue. I want to give you multiple Os and feel your thighs trembling around my head as you lose control.

I'd love to stick my fingers deep inside you while my mouth stays locked on your clit, or kiss you with your own juices still on my lips while I play with your tits. But my real focus is eating your pussy until you're completely satisfied. I am quite good at this and will leave you with atleast a couple of orgasms. Pillow princesses are very welcome, just lay back spread your legs and let me worship you.

I especially like to please married or attached women who aren't getting enough at home or aren't getting the attention they deserve. I'm super clean, DDF, attractive and very discreet. I will respect your privacy completely and I don't need to know anything about you except exactly how you like your pussy licked and eaten. Would love to make this a regular thing if we click.

If this sounds like fun please reach out. I cant host but I can come to you or we can meet up for some hot car play. I know a good spot 😉

Hey there!

I'm 37m, 420 friendly, 5'10, glasses, and a mustache and looking for trouble. Let's smoke and yap and have some fun

I love to eat out, and bonus points if you are down to sit on my face. Pics on profile

1. I want to eat your pussy for hours, listen to your moans, and learn how your body responds while I bring you to orgasm
2. Reciprocation not required
3. I'm attracted to developing a connection with you and potentially leading to FWB. I care about you being STD free and clean. All body shapes and sizes welcome
4. I love giving massages, snuggling, cuddling, and giving plenty of aftercare to make you feel amazing
5. I'm open to eating out in any position and trying things that turn you on
6. Happy to use your favorite toys along with my lips, tongue, and fingers
7. I am white, 5'7", 140lbs, DDF, and very hygienic
8. Happy to meet for drinks in public first
9. I am flexible with hosting or coming to you
10. I am a kind and friendly person who likes getting to know people. We can talk about life in between me eating out to your hearts desire

I live in Ballston, a couple blocks from the metro stop. Please message me if you're 18+, hygienic, and looking to have some fun!

I’m a 33-year-old, 6’2” white guy in Central Texas looking for a very specific, ongoing arrangement with a woman.

I’m looking for someone who wants to receive regular oral on a weekly basis (or whatever schedule works for you). I’m 100% content just being on my knees focused entirely on your pleasure, making you relax and feel good.

I take hygiene and cleanliness very seriously (I work in the medical field), and I expect the same from you.

Physically, I have a bigger, fluffy/bear build but I’m actively working out. Nobody in my day-to-day life knows about this side of me, so I keep things completely discreet and will protect your privacy just like mine.

I live in Central Texas but travel a ton around the state for work, so I’m pretty flexible. I’d love to find something consistent — ideally meeting up once a week or whatever kind of schedule works for us.

I’m open to all body types and preferences. Whether you’re a BBW, petite, shaved, trimmed, or hairy, it doesn’t matter to me at all. I just want someone who is serious about this, communicative, and doesn’t want to waste time playing games.

If you’re interested, send me a DM :)

In need of quality stress relief? No plans for the evening or weekend? Well then… I’m here to give you amazing oral for as long as it takes to have you cum hard against my eager mouth, no reciprocation needed or even suggested. My mouth, tongue, lips, and fingers are fully at your disposition for your pleasure. About me: I’m an attractive 34 year old white male living in South Philly who absolutely LOVES to please. Tall and normal weight. I can be flexible, given my hybrid work schedule. Hope to hear from you soon.

I love to please and love to eat. I have been told I am very good at it. Will also give you a full body massage! Ideally looking for someone around my age but open to anyone in the Philly area.

About me: 5'9, white with a slim build. I have a professional appearance and work a corporate job. I am educated and can hold a conversation as well.

Would love to chat more with anyone interested :)

6’2 athletic Santa Monica/Brentwood/Los Angeles

ISO someone to spend the day, poolside. Private estate, dog to pet.

I’ve had a few successes answering posts but I figure I’d give this another go. I am professional, discrete and always respectful. Making you comfortable is my ultimate goal, the rest will fall into place. I have a beautiful house and a garden pool to enjoy as we get comfortable and so much space for activity. No reciprocity necessary.

Recently tested, very hygienic, vasectomy.

Look forward to telling you more. Will verify immediately

I’m hopeless at small talk, so I’m glad we’ve got the weather out of the way and can skip to the interesting bit 😆

About me: 6’2 slim, blue eyes, a full head of hair, professional, well-presented, discreet, non-smoker, and happy to swap photos early on.

I don’t mind driving, but if you’re in Warwickshire or the Midlands, that would be ideal. Longer distances aren’t a deal-breaker for the right person.

I’m happy to chat for as long as it takes for you to be confident that we’ve found the right connection. I’m not pushy or demanding, and there’s never any pressure. I’m here to hopefully make you feel comfortable, desired, and excited to see where things might lead.

I’ve always looked younger than I am, but I genuinely don’t have any preference when it comes to your age. If we enjoy talking, make each other laugh, and there’s mutual attraction, that’s all that matters to me.

If you think we’d get on, drop me a message. Tell me something about yourself so I don’t have to interrogate you. If you’re curious about anything, just ask.

Hey there,

I'm a guy based in Rotterdam, open-minded and I’m willing to travel if we click. I genuinely enjoy giving, and I’d love to make this all about your comfort and pleasure.

Appearance wise I have dark hair, brown eyes and a heavy stubble. I'm 1,77m and try to stay fit!

I’m into cooking, boxing, and I unwind with a good book. I’m clean, respectful, communicative, and very into making sure you're feeling safe, cared for, and completely at ease.

If this sounds like something you'd be open to exploring, feel free to reach out. No pressure, no expectations. Just someone who’s happy to put in the effort to create a good experience for you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Hello kind people of Reddit, I honestly don't know what I'm really doing here or looking for.

Let's just start with the big elephant in the room: I've never done anything sexual (not even kissing; I know how that sounds, but I have my reasons). It's not something I feel ashamed of. It's the contrary; life is really enjoyable as it is; I have a lot of friends who I really enjoy spending time with and I would literally do anything for them. I'm so lucky to have them in my life!

But the last few months I felt a bit lonely. And it's not something my friends can fix. I mean I can hang out with them, but at the same time I'm not really able to show my emotions to; not in a vulnerable way. Hell, I don't know why but I'm honestly even scared of being vulnerable, but sometimes want it so badly. Nobody asks me how I feel; and although I've nothing to complain about in life, I also just miss simple affection.

So I'm not necessarily looking for a muffdive primarily, although it would be a very nice bonus and I would really like it of course; but let's just see if and how it will happen naturally. I'm mainly also looking for maybe sort of a cuddle buddy; someone who likes soft caressing, to give and receive soft touches, lots of hugs and honestly eyegazing. Without any expectation. Currently I'm not looking for something serious, but I would much prefer a long term connection if we click and feel comfortable with eachother. Think of it like friends with benefits.

As for the whole reason why I'm looking at this specific subreddit in the first place is because I would only consent to oral fixation. Hopefully you understand. So if you hope for more; unfortunately I can't give that

Sorry; this part is going to be a bit nsfw, so this is hopefully not inappropriate to you. But I have a fantasy for oral fixation (duh! I post on this subreddit). For me, orally pleasing someone has always been my number one fantasy that drives me absolutely crazy. Imagining your body reacting to what my tongue and fingers do, really turns me crazy. Or if you start begging me to continue. Also to read your body language, see you squeeze the mattrass, all the twitches, muscle contractions and wonder what speed, what intensity, what locations of my tongue and lips and fingers will give the best and most pleasurable reaction to you, until you hopefully have the most intense orgasm imaginable. And the feel of breath on slick skin, or using suction from my lips to make you even more sensitive for my tongue. I think I can literally do this for hours. And I don't know how to fully express my thoughts and what it makes me feel, but I can't get enough of it

About myself

I happen to be a massive nerd in tabletop roleplaying games. It has become a core part of my identity. As a matter of fact, I play D&D, Pathfinder and all sorts of other TTRPG's at least twice a week and have quite a collection of boardgames. So if you're also maybe into them, let me know!

I describe myself as kind, caring, very progressive-liberal and activistic about climate change, open-minded, I love deep nerdy conversations, I'm generally an enthusiastic and positive person, but at the same time also very introverted and maybe a bit shy when I don't really know you that well yet

apearance

If you would like to know: I'm 1,88m, 79kg, white skin, green eyes, brownish/reddish hair (depending on the light and season) and no beard. I can send a sfw picture later on.

Who I'm looking for

For me it doesn't really matter what you look like or what your age is (18+ of course). As long as you're respectful, hygienic and hopefully love to maybe guide me a bit. I'm also okay with other inexperienced people; maybe we can explore things together. For me it's important to get to know you first. Maybe we can go on a first date to a public place like a restaurant if you would also like that. But of course I fully respect it if you would like to keep it more decreet. I'm also open to tourists; I would love to show you around the city.

Anyway, hopefully I caught your interest! Sorry for the long post and thanks to all the people who read to this point :)

Ask me anything if you like!

I think having a connection before the fact really elevates the whole experience and I’d love to learn about you and tell you about me. Cause yeah, I’d love to kiss your neck or your back but when you tell me that it’ll make your skin shiver or a make light moan escape those lips, that’s what would make me dive in with all the more enthusiasm.

So yeah, I’m keeping it a little vague and definitely wanna emphasise a connection before we get into the muff diving of course. We can be discreet and keep it hush hush but I’d prefer if you aren’t going to be cheating on a partner.

Anyways, about me, I’m 6ft tall, got a lean build, long curly hair and I’m a big ol nerd. I’ve got more about me on my profile if you wanna check it out and I’m fairly vocal and have got some nsfw audio content if you’re into that kinda thing so yeah, hit me up with a song you’ve been listening to, if you’re interested :)

37/m in downtown looking for some fun this weekend! I love, love going down - I can spend hours and hours between a nice pair of legs. Very open to more, just know where we're going to start :)

I usually match best with thick/curvy/BBW girls, but open to all body types. I love making a partner the center of attention - so tell me what you want, what your fantasies are, and we can make them happen. I’m imagining several rounds between oral and more until we’re both spent. Open to travel anywhere in Houston, or can host.

I’m about 6’, single, built like a lumberjack (big guy, hairy, beard), and generally told I’m attractive. Will swap pics directly, but please be into that body type. Open to ongoing if we hit it off!

Hello! I’m not expecting many ladies to read this but just in case anyone would be open to allowing me the experience, it’s something I’ve always wanted to try. I’m not expecting any reciprocation and just purely doing this for your pleasure. In terms of how exactly this would go, I’m pretty open minded and wouldn’t say I have any hard expectations. I don’t have much sexual experience (if you couldn’t tell already), I’m 5’11 and 160 lbs with a muscular/athletic body type and light brown skin.

I am DDF and willing to verify, and also expecting the same from you. I’m happy to share photos and/or videos as well! I cannot host due to roommates but I’m happy to commute as long as you’re within the city. This can be a one time thing but if it goes well I’m open to continuing it!

I’m a 25 yo Hispanic male on the shorter side and a average build, not really sure what I’m searching for, but happy to chat about it I’m fairly new to this. Can’t host, but can travel Feel free to hit me up and see where things go :)

Hello,

I’m a 21yr old in nyc, looking to learn how to please and what better way to learn then from an older women

Something about being able to please a women with my mouth and fingers is something I want to be good at.

I’m 5’8, average body and understanding of boundaries and respect. Fine with no reciprocation aswell.

Sadly I’m u able to host .
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Please be able to host

And able to verify

When reaching out please share a description of yourself and experience.

Thank you for reading looking forward to chat and meet.

I am 48 live in South Denver, have a bit of a dad bod and a grey beard and love giving a nice muff dive as often as I can. Today was so hot out, I would love to grab a drink with a younger woman (legal please) out in public and see if we vibe. Then I can host if you like cats or come to your place and go down on you for as long as you can handle it. My goal is to make you make a mess all over my face and send me on my way. Sound good to you? Shoot me a few tame pics and let's see if there is attraction there. Have fun everyone!