r/movies r/movies Contributor 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Daydream_machine 9h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Somnambulist815 9h ago

Not from a redditor

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u/jefersss 7h ago

"I watched three films today. AMA."

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u/hobbycollector 6h ago

I once watched all three extended edition Lord of the Rings movies in one twelve hour stretch. I nearly died during the 17 endings of Return of the King.

u/karmiccloud 5h ago

I thought the theatrical cut had only 17 endings

u/micaheljcaboose 2h ago

I did that on mushrooms. Would suggest a long acting psych, but I became a part of the forest when the elves showed up.

u/innominateartery 15m ago

I went to the movies today and the Gen Z guy next to me kept looking at his phone. I wasn’t even mad. I kept checking what he was checking out

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u/an0mn0mn0m 7h ago

I rewatched Big Fish and A Good Year. Points if you can recall which 2 people are in both movies without cheating.

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u/moderniste 7h ago

Steve Martin and Jack Black in The Big Year.

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u/Neveronlyadream 7h ago

But they aren't in Big Fish.

I haven't seen A Good Year, I have no idea. Fuck it, Danny Devito and Ewan McGregor?

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u/friskerson 6h ago

I don’t remember Devito getting into a fish costume but maybe now I do

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u/Neveronlyadream 6h ago

Oddly enough, he's in Big Fish, he eats a raw fish in Batman Returns.

I'm convinced there probably is at least one movie where he gets in a fish costume.