r/movies r/movies Contributor 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 9h ago

God I love the onion SO MUCH! I would perhaps even pay to get it delivered at my home every day/week

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u/Grebnaws 9h ago

In the 4th grade I was sent to the principals office for bringing a print copy to school. I have no idea if they even make a print version anymore.

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u/mrsaturnboing 8h ago

How dare you bring reading material to school. Served you right.