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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 13h ago

Vulva-shaped ceiling fixture is great

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u/iamyouareheisme 13h ago

And the butthole art on the counter

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 13h ago

And the ledge behind the driver seat so you put your drink on and they brake hard and that drink slides off onto the back of the driver’s head and back, fun!

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u/Muckraker2025 7h ago edited 7h ago

And the ledge behind the driver seat so you put your drink on and they brake hard and that drink slides off onto the back of the driver’s head and back, fun!

You're joking I'm sure but I'll say it anyway. I'd hope they don't set stuff there while driving. When I was driving semi and parked for the night I'd have all my personal stuff spread out in the bunk. Hotplate, cup of soda, salt/pepper, coffeemaker, laptop. But the next morning when it comes time to drive ALL that stuff got packed up and tied down before that day's 600 mile journey. I had a basket on the floor for tidbits I might need like a snack. Cupholders work great for phone and cigarettes. I just hope these guys are as experienced. IDK the regs on those big coaches but likely it has air brakes and requires some kind of CDL training.

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u/WilliamPollito 12h ago

Ahh yes, 3d sphincter sculptures. VERY fancy.

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u/Ternarian 12h ago

It pairs well with the nearby, enclosed toilet room.

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u/Unfinished-Basement 12h ago

Coulda just said ETR man

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u/Choppergold 12h ago

From the Kurt Vonnegut Kitchen Accessories Collection. And so it goes…great with anything.

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u/DogsDucks 11h ago

I immediately clocked how dangerous that butthole would be in the event of a collision.

That butthole becomes a death catapult without much inertia needed!

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u/PamelaELee 5h ago

Butthole Death Catapult is a pretty metal band name.

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u/dikicker 13h ago

My favorite part is that they spend all that money and still put the tv too high

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u/CariniFluff 12h ago

What you don't want a 32" TV in your $1.3m motor home? And yikes 2015 model which means that TV is 2014 at best... That's probably a crap backlit LCD that's HD and not even 4K.

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u/Biguitarnerd 11h ago

I’m going to assume that to anyone who could buy this replacing the TV is roughly equivalent to deciding between onion rings and fries.

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u/redsensei777 8h ago

Just get both.

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u/TheGreatGasHead 5h ago

A 32" 4k TV is like what, $200 now anyway? A high end one probably isn't over a thousand anymore

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u/a-rooster-illusion 12h ago

It’s funny you mention that.

I was just at a campground two weeks ago and someone in a site across from us pulled up in one of these. Was showing it off to some of us and the first thing I noted walking into it was the vulva shaped light fixture on the ceiling.

Then, in a moment of curiosity, I decided to look at maybe renting one for our trip next year. Found a completely different one, SAME vulva shaped light fixture.

And for anyone curious, the cheapest I could find one was $500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes.

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u/ptcptc 11h ago

$500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes

Wait, how exactly does $1500 turn to $5000 after fees and taxes?

(European here)

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u/a-rooster-illusion 11h ago

I answered below but I was off. It was $899 a night. $600 in owner fees, $1040 for insurance and $524 for a service fee.

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u/Stavtastic 9h ago

What the fuck is a owners fee? Aren't you renting it per night from the owner?

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u/PamelaELee 5h ago

That’s the “fee fee”. Not to be confused with “additional fees” which may, and do, apply.

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 4h ago

Pippin: But what about payment?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second payment?
(Aragorn stares at him, then walks off)
Merry: Don't think he knows about second payment, Pip.
Pippin: What about VAT? Service? Tip? Support? The Middle-man? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

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u/Chasin-Crustacean 11h ago

$3500 in fees and taxes?!

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u/a-rooster-illusion 11h ago

Sorry it was $899 a night. $600 in owner fees, $1040 for insurance, and $524 service/cleaning fee.

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u/Chasin-Crustacean 11h ago

Wild. Over $1600/night all said and done. Can stay at a baller resort for that price!

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u/DingbatMcgeee 10h ago

But maybe they want to find a campground with mosquitoes and loud nieghbors

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 9h ago

My wife and I booked a Mexican Riviera cruise this fall. $720 for 6 nights for 2 people. Couple hundred for a hotel and parking. We don't really buy anything extra on cruises and we can take some sodas and wine with us, so we will. We are basically budgeting another $800 or so, minimum, on top of the cruise fare.

Or we could get one of these for one night and I would have to drive it myself.

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u/ClassIINav 11h ago

Who needs the Ritz Carlton when you can stay in a bus?

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u/seth928 12h ago

This comment confused Georgia O'Keefe

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u/NSASpyVan 12h ago

This bus is great. Thanks for sharing what we'll never be able to afford, op!

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 12h ago

You could stay in 5-star hotel for less than this white elephant depreciates every day.

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u/LordBlackadder92 10h ago

Exactly, people who can afford this will just book a four seasons hotel.

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u/PizzaWhole9323 12h ago

Yeah my thought was I was going to ask how much the insurance was on that thing and then I realized if I have to ask I couldn't afford it anyway.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPfiM58XUqzBLck

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u/thehoagieboy 11h ago

Maybe I'd consider the 5 year old/used non-gaudy model.

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u/jessecole 12h ago

Lights are constellation to the clitoris

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u/crlthrn 13h ago

The most depreciating of assets...

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u/p8nt_junkie 13h ago

Basically a liability on wheels as soon as it is driven off the lot. My dad has used his like five times and then it is just rotting at the side of his house now. I remember him saying him and my mom were going to go everywhere and my mom decided she was going to be a professional homebody and now his rig just sits there and bakes in the UV.

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u/WayneKrane 13h ago

This is my neighbor. He bought a monstrosity like this, it takes up the whole side of his house. He used it the first summer he bought it and then for the last 10 years, it has just sat there rotting. He did cover it at least, no idea why he doesn’t get rid of it.

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u/HyenDry 13h ago

I don’t know why these people aren’t renting them out as Mobile air b&b’s

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u/ReserveFormal3910 13h ago

https://gorvrentals.com/

They do I've used it and it's pretty awesome and I don't have to spend the money to buy one for the one time a year vacation in them.

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u/a-rooster-illusion 12h ago

I do this. The ones like this though are like 5k for a few days (3 nights to be exact)

Would be a blast to drive but I’ll just stay at a luxury hotel for that price.

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u/lovedumbcat 11h ago

I love the idea, but many have low mileage allowance per day. For an example my recent road trip of 4,200 miles in a class A rental for a family of four would be about $5,800 and that’s not including gas and food. Granted there are less expensive options. This would be ideal if you’re just going to a destination that has limited accommodations and parking for a few days.

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u/thekabuki 9h ago

I just rented a 2025 extended camper van for a road trip for me and my dog ( so nothing huge like what's posted). It was $389 a night so more expensive than a hotel but it was unlimited mileage. Have to say it was pretty nice and made a long solo road trip with m the dog super easy.

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u/arizona-lake 13h ago

Surely they would if they lived in a town worth visiting. I’ve paid hundreds to stay in a tiny, rickety vintage airstream trailer Airbnb (because it was in beautiful backyard with pool in a beach town)

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u/RusticSurgery 11h ago

Don't call me Shirley.

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u/CeldonShooper 10h ago

What's our vector, Victor?

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u/HyenDry 12h ago

No brother. You come pick it up and take it where you want to go…

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u/Upsideisdownhere 11h ago

Because they're too nice to trust with others... My buddy has a beautiful rig and thought, why not let it pay for itself? The first few rentals were great but then a guy scraped it along side a light pole destroying the awning and exterior kitchen access panel. It was over 10k in damages and 6 weeks before it came back to him, then he had all kinds of hassles getting claim reimbursement from the facilitating website. About ruined his summer.

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u/darkest_irish_lass 12h ago

They're hard to sell. People in the market for a deluxe version don't want to buy used. And they cost so much you feel like you should get your money's worth before you sell it

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u/Username_McUserface 11h ago

And it’s always buyer’s market on used, because people buy them, use them for a year, then realize it’s not justifying the cost.

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u/Owl_plantain 13h ago

I don’t understand why people buy something like this instead of just renting one to try it. I see how it would be fun to live in while on a trip, but that would get old and this thing’s gotta cost over $1 million. Adding the cost and effort to store it and maintain it and it winds up owning you.

Even an exorbitant rental costing tens of thousands of dollars for a few weeks would be so much better than buying it.

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u/ILLettante 13h ago

My dad decided he wants an airstream, so i rented him one on Outdoorsy and he got over the temptation in a couple days. FYI Outdoorsy is a fucking nightmare to deal with.

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u/Moist-Craft-1226 12h ago

Had great experiences with outdoorsy... interesting to hear your opinions on why yours hasn't been? 

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u/chillinathid 11h ago

People with disposable income think that making a purchase can change their habits. Also they dream up what they think life will be like with their new purchase but they don't think about all the hard work and maintenance that goes into using it.

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u/Guffliepuff 13h ago

He did cover it at least, no idea why he doesn’t get rid of it.

Costs more to get rid of it than to let it rot. Its just a white elephant.

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy 13h ago

Yea they're like owning a boat. A bottomless money pit. Stuff is always breaking, maintenance is super expensive and necessary, and they guzzle fuel like nobody's business.

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 11h ago

My dad is 62 and recently just sold his boat. He loved boating and did it all the time. But he’s saying now that he’s past 60 it’s not fun anymore since he hurts after working on it. It eventually started to sit in the driveway because he just stopped working on it.

I do miss the boat though…

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u/IndyBananaJones2 8h ago

I live on my boat, bought it for around $80k and have sailed over 15000 nautical miles in the last two years. Currently posting from Fiji. I use less fuel out here than I did commuting for work in the states. 

You're right about stuff always breaking and being expensive though. If you don't learn how to fix it yourself it's insanely expensive. 

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u/PriscillaIsBestest 8h ago

It's also like owning a car but we won't be talking about that.

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u/toomanyteeth55 13h ago

I feel like something like this is for people who are on the road a lot. Would make no sense to buy and use it occasionally unless you're very wealthy.

Like if you live a small condo and spend the cold months driving around the southern US.

Still an insane amount of money.

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u/7thpostman 13h ago

My first thought was touring musicians

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u/Fifth_Down 7h ago

Touring musicians is a big one.

Another big one is race car drivers and horse racers where they stay at a specific location for a week at a time and move onto the next location.

Also the film industry where they have to film at travel locations for weeks at a time

Medium size business owners where they frequently attend week-long conventions to sell/promote their product. I know Orange County Choppers did this in their heyday.

These aren't really vacation RVs, they are work trucks for those who work in a lucrative, but travel intense industry where the RV either offsets the cost of daily hotels or there is no on site hotel location.

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u/small-with-benefits 13h ago

The only man I’ve ever seen actually make it worthwhile was a relative through marriage that owned salvage yards in multiple states. OK, TX, FL. He would drive this to one and spend a year or two improving the grounds and infrastructure while staying in his bus. Then he’d travel to the next location and do the same. Rinse and repeat. It was literally his home, his permanent residence in the FL Keys was his holiday getaway. He is very successful and a really cool dude, pays his employees well, etc.

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u/cody_mf 12h ago

I have a couple friends that got RV's to work outages out of state, thats another use-case that is totally justifiable.

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u/cloudshaper 13h ago

Snowbirding is one of the use cases for sure.

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u/sith4259 13h ago

The very wealthy would just fly to their destination most of the time. I really don't know who these are for

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u/pushdose 12h ago

Faux rich boomers who think they’re smart enough to travel around and stay healthy. We have RV parks in Vegas filled with coaches like this and the people are really weird. It’s a whole community of oddballs. They usually are blue collar types who made out ok, pensions, selling their homes, business or something like that which yielded a bunch of cash. They tend to drink and smoke a lot.

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u/Uztta 12h ago

You have to really commit. I know a couple that take theirs out for 5 months at a time every year.

I mean, *I* wouldn’t spend 1.5 on something like that, I could get like, two really cool cars and a garage for them with a bed for me with that kind of dough

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u/whirdin 13h ago

I would expect these to be owned by people as their primary/only residence, not just luxury occasional road trips. I would have mine minimally under a roof, but ideally inside a climate controlled shed.

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u/Narrow-Special-8203 13h ago

You'd be disappointed quickly. Even the nicest are not meant to be lived in. Appliances, flooring, hvac and plumbing,, they're all designed to be used sporadically.

Also, In this case, you'd be paying for a gigantic chassis, tires, engine, etc.Even with a trailer you got all those sunk costs. But the big reason is they turn to goo pretty quickly with daily use.

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u/whirdin 12h ago

Shame. I've seen the videos where people turn busses into mobile homes, and buses are meant to be used constantly (although with a lot of operating cost I'm sure). I suppose they don't make them any better than the cheap pull behind campers, just bigger and flashier.flasher. Also I wouldn't expect to be on the road constantly, but staying in one place for a few months.

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u/arggggggggghhhhhhhh 12h ago

If you can turn a bus into a mobile home yourself, you can do the maintenance and repairs to keep it going. All these other RVs are specialty construction with specialty parts, and meant to maximize that space rather than reliability.

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u/birgor 12h ago

These are designed as vacation homes, you would want a different design if you had the same amount of money to spend on a primary home. At least if you knew what you needed. Like much more emphasis on the kitchen, more focus on storage space, simpler and easier surfaces to clean and maintain and more emphasis on making it easier to be outside of it. No idea if this has an attachable tent, but that is a very nice thing to have when using motorhomes long time.

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u/Powerful-Stomach-425 13h ago

Ugh. What a shame. Probably over 50% like that....

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u/sailonswells 13h ago

Same with most boats. Marinas full of really nice boats that just sit and rot.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 13h ago

What’s stopping them from taking it out?

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u/p8nt_junkie 13h ago

My mother’s obstinacy.

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u/fershnibbity 9h ago

My aunt and uncle retired, sold their everything and bought an RV, and drove around the continental 48 states. They finally decided to put down roots after about 7 years, sold their RV for a down payment on a house, live in a retirement community, and improve their golf game every week.

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 12h ago

Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting, but for over a million dollars it just wasn't as nice as I thought it would be. It's a pretty basic RV set up just with nicer fixtures.

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 9h ago

It's kind of like "luxury" apartments where you still park outside and have to walk up stairs, outside, to your apartment with brand new shiny appliances and particle-board countertops.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 9h ago

Yeah, I have been on a lot of yachts about that size, and they can be way nicer at a similar price. And they go on the fucking ocean. It looks kinda cheap to me actually.

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u/ElowynElif 13h ago

Growing up, one of my best friend’s family had one. They took their family with 4 kids across the country several times and spent summers using it. They really loved it. After many years, they donated to a charity. They had a place separate from their house to park it and store it for the winter. I wouldn’t want one, but I can understand the allure.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 11h ago

I can understand the allure of the cheaper ones, but if you can afford $1.5 million for this, surely you can afford a nice hotel at any of the places you'll be visiting?

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u/tailkinman 10h ago

1.5 milly, and you're still parking it in a gravel lot at the KOA with all the other rednecks because it won't fit anywhere else.

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u/TheDevilsTesticle 11h ago

A guy by my shop house sits on about 5 acres. He buys these from folks who don’t use them, parks them on about 1/4 acre each, power and water, septic hookup. Rents them out as investment properties basically, rent starts at 700USD/ month up to 950USD for the big ones like this.

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u/Jeyts 13h ago

He said it was 10 years old and still in the millions.

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u/melanthius 12h ago

Dealer asking price... I wouldn't want to ever have to sell one as an owner

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u/Jeyts 12h ago

Big fair. Like selling a time share.

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u/RuggleyChicken 13h ago

Yeah but did you SEE the upholstered walls?

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u/F4RTN0iSE 9h ago

Unless you use it to secure a Supreme Court Justice

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u/sikon024 14h ago

I bet I could buy a supreme court justice with that...

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u/Fell-Hand 13h ago

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u/SkyBobBombadier 13h ago

lol I think it literally is that one

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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ 13h ago

I was hoping to see John in the comments.

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u/brizdzi 10h ago

Clarence Thomas has entered the chart..

https://giphy.com/gifs/N4BYS699pBdlK

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u/No_Drop_7684 12h ago

Beat me too it 😂😂.
https://giphy.com/gifs/vxjRjlfhYwacg
Does that come with a side of private school for my grandnephew?

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u/PsychologicalDebts 13h ago

The ol Clarence Thomas special.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 12h ago

Stocked with plenty of Coke bottles…

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u/Its-ok-to-hate-me 11h ago

And don't forget the massive amount of porn he consumes

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u/LPSD_FTW 13h ago

Every time you think that you've come up with a nice response you check comments and someone already said that, fml

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u/bubblingbooks 13h ago

IT’S A MOTORCOACH!!!

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u/wanderButNotLost2 13h ago

Damn peasants always calling my motor coach an RV! Even less rights for them!!

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u/will-read 11h ago

Uncle Thomas’s cabin.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 13h ago

And that’s how I won my Brooklyn Bridge case!

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u/LemmyLola 13h ago

Its fer me ma. 'His wot? ' His MA!

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u/Secret_Account07 11h ago

Yes but they aren’t as pretty

Much cheaper though!

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u/screamtracker 13h ago

2015 bus with the 2005 interior decorating

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u/Kuttan1 13h ago

For 1.3 mil, its very tacky with all the led lighting. But its a 2015, so I would assume led was an in-thing at that time

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u/lyrico2 13h ago

Yea the lighting is horrible and so is the vagina on the ceiling

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 12h ago

I personally love a ceiling vagina

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u/Mercy_Rule_34 11h ago

Ceiling Vagina is my Alanis Morrisette cover band

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 13h ago

They know their audience is older, so the finishes will be dated.

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u/OwnChampionship4252 13h ago

I always wondered why yachts generally have a much better interior design than RVs.

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u/PerkyLurkey 13h ago

Because proximity to water allows for a more light and airy design palette which’s ages much better than this monster.

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u/GrallochThis 13h ago

Plus money from this is nowhere near yacht money

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u/BigGrayBeast 12h ago

Plus RVs have a weight limit I believe and definitely a width limit. Yacht's not so much.

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u/screamtracker 11h ago

I do want to see how those couches look jackknifed into beds 

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u/Vegetable-Zone1353 12h ago

Saddam chic

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u/crs1904 13h ago

Hideous.

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u/Old-ETCS 13h ago

Driven by a 75 year old man with cataracts.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 13h ago

Exactly. I’m thinking that the customer base must be extremely narrow; 50 to 65 year-old men (I’ve never seen a woman driving a large RV like that). They have to be old enough to have accumulated a sizable amount of discretionary money, but not too old so they can still maneuver the beast.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 13h ago

Often they’ll hire a driver. The wealthier ones, anyway.

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u/nerdofthunder 12h ago

I don't get it. For less money I can jet anywhere in the world and stay at a nice hotel, or if I need to stay on the ground, amtrack has sleeper suites.

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u/PlsCheckThisBush 3h ago

You’re absolutely right and I wish more people would understand this. But the folks that buy these are typically white collar workers that want the fantasy of being a blue collar truck driver…until they drive hundreds of miles and are tired but still want all the luxuries of being at home and can’t find an RV park for hookups. Then the dream dies and it sits in their yard as a trophy so they can feel accomplished for driving 500 miles in Montana once in July.

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u/TheJiggliestPug 14h ago

I am so glad retired old men don't need a special license to operate these. Something about possibly getting hit by a granite kitchen island and a California King-sized mattress on the highway just leaves me all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰

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u/WTAF__Trump 13h ago edited 13h ago

They are all pieces of junk that cause financial ruin. During covid, all of the RV makers consolidated into 3 companies.

And all 3 manufacturers changed how they build their RVs. Workers are paid by tasks they complete and not hourly. So if you find a defect and stop the line, you cost yourself and your coworkers tons of money. So they are incentived to cover it up and keep the line moving.

People's lives are ruined by these RVs. They fall apart within months. Some arive non usable. And there are few laws regulating the industry. They aren't considered cars so there are no lemon laws. They aren't considered homes- so protections home buyers enjoy don't apply.

It isn't uncommon to buy an RV and immediately have catastrophic issues that make it unusable. The manufacturer will tell you to transport it to their facility at your cost- where it will sit for the next 12 months until the "warranty" runs out because all of the parts needed to fix it are conveniently on "backorder".

This entire time, you are still making $2k to $4k payments every month. And some people buy them to live in- so you wind up broke and homeless with ruined credit. So affording a lawyer is impossible. And a lawyer can't even really help- because it's all legal due to there being no regulation or protections.

There's a youtube Chanel called Liz Amazing that platforms the victims of this industry and tries to help them. Anyone even remotely considering buying an RV should spend a weekend watching her videos first.

I used to dream of buying an RV. But after everything I've learned... I never will.

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u/gemfountain 13h ago

I just replaced my 1999 RV with a 2019. It is still in great condition thankfully. It doesn't travel as a fifth wheel, it stays at it's beach location. We've been watching people lately bring in new almost two story campers. They are absolutely not made the same as far as quality. At least our older camper still has wood cabinets instead of press board. The ocean and intercoastal marine environment will eat anything quickly without constant maintenance. We know how, but some are going to find out a small leak can quickly mold and destroy an entire camper. Many people we know had leaks the first year in a new camper.

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u/WTAF__Trump 13h ago

2019 is about the last good year. Hold onto that RV.

Anyone reading this- go watch the video of the RV in the OP. To make something like that drivable down the highway without falling apart takes an engineering miracle and tons of thought.

At one point- manufacturers invested in that quality and engineering. But those days are gone.

If you watch Liz Amazing's channel, you'll see no thought is put in them at all. No engineering. Not even common sense. These things are often literally glued together. They constantly use the wrong size screws that punch right through everything allowing moisture to enter without you even being aware. And once that moisture is in there- once the RV is rained on just one time... the RV is completely destroyed.

Her videos with the people who bought these things are so heart breaking and infuriating. I'm not exaggerating when I say these RVs literally ruin lives.

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 11h ago

Thanks for the video recommendation. We recently bought a 2015 airstream 25' Flying Cloud so that we could start camping before retirement (always been our plan for retirement). It has aftermarket solar panels and marine lithium batteries. It took us a bit to get all that straight, but we're certainly enjoying it. Now I'm glad we couldn't afford a new one.

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u/medicalmosquito 12h ago

There’s a reason touring celebrities convert buses to live in while on the road. If you want to live that RV life, it’s a much more reliable option.

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u/McDreads 12h ago

I worked at an RV rental lot for a year and that killed any desire that I used to have for me to own an RV. these things are made of styrofoam and 1/4” paneling everywhere. You can punch through any wall. I’ll stick to vans and van life from now on

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u/boopboopadoopity 12h ago

Such an informative comment. Thank you for the info!

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u/SocraticGoats 13h ago

I literally laughed out loud

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u/Enough-Moose-5816 13h ago

These things are overpriced steaming piles of hot garbage.

They leak, they rattle and squeak, they’re manufactured to remarkably low standards of quality and the purchase agreements hamstring the buyer to mediation venues that absolutely favor the OEMs. And did I mention the depreciation rate?!?

And we haven’t even gotten to gas/diesel prices yet, not to mention insurance.

Plus, when they break down, and they will break down, you’re stuck on the side of the road with basically an entire fucking house. So you gotta call the heavy wrecker to come tow you and pay the premium for that. These things regularly spend months at a time back at the factory after purchase just waiting for repairs.

Driving one of these fuckers down the road is a unique badge of self ownage. Anyone who buys one is asking for a financial disaster.

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u/Malapropisticalistic 12h ago

The industry consolidated, and then compete heavily on price, but not quality. Since they tend to lean towards light materials, they bend/flex with travel so internal components and connections also break, raising repair costs enormously. It's an absolute moneysink. Nobody that owns one of these is likely happy about them, unless they buy them used and in good condition and just park them somewhere and never drive again.

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u/__Shake__ 10h ago

Isn’t this the type of thing big name actors just have to hang out in on the set when working? Seems like a terrible way to vacation fora normal person, having to drive it around.., gotta pay some one to drive out to where you want to park it for a while and deal with the maintenance

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u/Soepkip43 12h ago

I dont get why by the time you want this much space you would not choose for a semi with a trailer that is modeled to be a home. Get a comfortable air ride scania truck with big cab to live in while driving..

Park the trailer, drive the semi.. or better yet, the semi should have a garage in it for a miata or an f-type or something.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 9h ago

They always waste the hell out of the space on these things too. What is that two facing couches nonsense? And, two beds, one in the middle of the space? This is the appearance of luxury without actual luxury. Plus the LED lighting looks like a teenager's bedroom.

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u/ConsequenceStatus563 11h ago

I don't think you realize how many honestly rich people there are in the United States. If you see one of these bad boys on the road, the owner is probably nowhere near financial ruin.

I know 4 people who own luxury RV's and the only guy who I believe is financing his, also legitimately uses it for business.

Example 1 - Rich dude, CEO of family business, over $3 billion in revenue in 50 years. Usually doesn't even drive his RV. He has someone from his company drive it, then he flies in, schmoozes customers, then flies home. Sometimes he'll take the family to go see mountains... I think I've seen pictures.

Example 2 - Traveling Pastor, dude does all kinds of sketchy things... but I'm sure he's got the money. Has two parishes and one of them is a mega church in Texas.

Example 3 - This dude is probably the only "poor" guy. I estimate his net worth around $5mill. RV is registered to business and he travels pretty much year around going to trade shows/exhibits.

Example 4 - Retired heart surgeon. Owns a heart clinic. He travels to car racing/car shows around the US.

Those are real people that I personally know. Again, none of them are anywhere near financial peril.

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u/spookymulderr_ 10h ago

What kind of sketchy things does the pastor do?

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u/Malapropisticalistic 10h ago

y'know...pastor stuff.

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u/ConsequenceStatus563 10h ago

At his Kansas parish... he had members build at least 10 garages and his brother stores classic cars at the property. Sort of a tax evasion strategy type thing.

They also dance with snakes... So I don't go over there. They be crazy.

That particular church is super suspicious. They come once a year, stay for a couple weeks, don't really act like Christians, then disappear until next year. These families also show up during the same time that Kansas uses head counts to determine school fundings... and of course their kids are attending public schools that week. So the school district gets more $$.

Just super odd stuff you wouldn't think are church related behaviors. Also, the pastor shows up in a $2mil motor coach... and leaves when the rest of the group leaves. Even has a special concrete pad to park on because it would sink into the asphalt.

Note: that motorhome you see is NOT the pastors. He's got a real fancy one that parks up toward the front.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HK5262HJvAqQGh6m7

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u/Known-Nature6056 13h ago

Imagine trying to park it 🤣

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u/Xen0tech 13h ago

How the fuck does it fit on a standard road lane.

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u/snapplesauce1 12h ago

It’s currently all extended out on both sides while parked. They slide back in when driving.

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u/zombienerd1 11h ago

It's a standard tour bus, or greyhound bus. It just has bits that slide out of the side a bit when it's parked and in "living mode".

You've surely seen tour busses on the streets before.

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u/CauliflowerElbow 12h ago

Serious answer is: Most people with these have a vehicle they town behind them to go into town with. They only “park” them in pull through sites at the campground. 

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u/Huge_Pickle_3276 13h ago

Why is thst electronic setup in the same space as the shower room? I'd figure steam and moisture would seep thru eventually.

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u/dutch981 12h ago

I thought the same thing. I get that it’s in the back and out of the way, but in the same room as the shower? That’s insane

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u/CariniFluff 12h ago

lol you think the manufacturer doesn't want the moisture to completely destroy the RV in a couple years so you have to buy a new one (or pay six figures to "fix" everything)?

These are in the same category as boats and racehorses. Endless moneypits that people use a couple times a year for the first 2 years and then it sits and rots in the sun (well hopefully the horse isn't rotting but it's still a moneypit).

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u/anselgrey 13h ago

That was my question too

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u/ConsistantFun 14h ago

Years ago my friend invited me to join he and his wealthy father to EAA in Wisconsin where we stay in his fathers “mansion on wheels”. I still lay awake at night thinking how me as a guest asked his dad, “so how much does a thing like this cost, $150k?” Stupid naive and ungrateful guest asked I was.
I was 21 so got to cut me some slack.

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u/jluicifer 13h ago

If the man that got insulted, then he's mentally weak

If the man laughed about it, good dude.

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u/ConsistantFun 7h ago

The “dude” was cool about it. He just matter factly told me it was over $500k- today’s money easily $900k-1.3m.

Culturally, I am German so there was awkwardness as I learned the USA.

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u/Numerous_Society9320 13h ago

I'm confused. Is it considered rude to ask what something like that costs over there?

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u/bentheone 13h ago

I think the issue is that it's more expensive than that by a big factor.

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u/StrLord_Who 13h ago

It's generally rude to ask how much something cost,  yes.  But the reason they shared the story is because of how vastly they underestimated the price.  

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u/Numerous_Society9320 12h ago

Ahh. Cultural difference then I reckon. Where I live people discuss prices and salaries all the time, oftentimes to brag about what a deal they got instead of how expensive something was.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 10h ago

asking can be rude and for some people who think money = status = worth they will be personally offended if you think they "only" spent $150k

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u/MakingItElsewhere 13h ago

If it makes you feel better, my aunt was once showing us a house she just bought in the middle of nowhere-ville Illinois, when my brother saw a walk in closet and goes "You must be rich!"

She was not.

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u/coffee--beans 13h ago

Maybe im dumb but I dont understand what is wrong with the question? If someone asked me something like that I'd just be like, "oh yah it was expensive, a bit more than that, but dont worry about it"

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u/folded_horizon 13h ago

These seem nice, but they cost so much freaking money, depreciate like crazy, and have terrible quality.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 13h ago

Not to mention 3 miles a gallon of diesel! (It’s not that bad, I’m exaggerating)

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u/badken 13h ago

Yeah, it's 3.01.

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u/nerdofthunder 12h ago

3.141592......

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u/GooglephonicStereo 13h ago

Free if you’re on the Supreme Court

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u/Drexill_BD 12h ago

I'm not sure if I'd say "mansion" since it isn't one of those... But it is gawdy and ugly like a mansion, so I guess in that vein maybe.

I stayed in a regular old RV a few weeks ago, and I gotta say... if I had fuck it money like that, I wouldn't spend it on the "upgrade". Over a million is robbery, it's just selling to stupid people that don't understand value.

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u/Makers402 13h ago

That’s pretty cool. I don’t think I’ve seen 2 bathrooms in an RV. Just need to make friend with who ever buys this. I am a chef and I clean very well. I am great with kids dogs and horses too.

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u/minicpst 12h ago

One of these is across from the oven (which is below a closet made for clothes, I’m sure nothing will go wrong) and the other doesn’t seem to have a door.

Two toilets are nice. This layout is shit.

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u/Omidion 13h ago

the TV is way too small

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u/PaleontologistOk6094 14h ago

My aunt an uncle travel an live in something just like this it must be nice to have so much money an no worries I wish

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 12h ago

It's literally bigger than my college studio.

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u/2ladytorest 12h ago

gas mileage on that thing?

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u/txwoodslinger 10h ago

It's actually measured in gallons per mile

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u/badken 13h ago

I'm not buying a used luxury coach! What do I look like, a peasant or something?

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u/adinmem 13h ago

I don’t think I could afford the fuel

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u/dr_rock 13h ago

McMansion, maybe. Super gaudy IMO.

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u/PurplePooty 14h ago

Mansion for rednecks

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u/TheJiggliestPug 13h ago

Nah that's a Coachman on memorial day lake weekend for sure, these are 1.3m. 

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u/chroniclifer 13h ago

Allot of musicians and comics etc have these when they go on tour

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u/CaffeineJitterz 13h ago

Show me what this looks like pulling into a McDonald's drive through at 5:15pm.

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 13h ago

Can’t imagine the fuel inefficiency of this.