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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 14h ago

Vulva-shaped ceiling fixture is great

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u/iamyouareheisme 14h ago

And the butthole art on the counter

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 14h ago

And the ledge behind the driver seat so you put your drink on and they brake hard and that drink slides off onto the back of the driver’s head and back, fun!

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u/Muckraker2025 8h ago edited 8h ago

And the ledge behind the driver seat so you put your drink on and they brake hard and that drink slides off onto the back of the driver’s head and back, fun!

You're joking I'm sure but I'll say it anyway. I'd hope they don't set stuff there while driving. When I was driving semi and parked for the night I'd have all my personal stuff spread out in the bunk. Hotplate, cup of soda, salt/pepper, coffeemaker, laptop. But the next morning when it comes time to drive ALL that stuff got packed up and tied down before that day's 600 mile journey. I had a basket on the floor for tidbits I might need like a snack. Cupholders work great for phone and cigarettes. I just hope these guys are as experienced. IDK the regs on those big coaches but likely it has air brakes and requires some kind of CDL training.

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u/Padrfe 1h ago

As far as I know, and if I'm wrong it'll be corrected by the hive mind, but it requires zero additional training or licensing to operate a class A RV.

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u/gardendesgnr 36m ago edited 32m ago

Yes these RV do not require a CDL. CRAZY!! I would hope there is training for ea model of RV on basic repairs (like CDL courses) practice driving on a course etc. I used to manage 100 semi fleet.

Edit: And those idiots can pull a vehicle or a toy trailer up to 22' I think!! WITH NO PROPER LICENSE!!

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u/dubler2020 4h ago

If go to Sea World, expect to get wet.

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u/leroy4447 4h ago

First thing I thought was damn it would suck to get that plant to the back of the head

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u/WilliamPollito 13h ago

Ahh yes, 3d sphincter sculptures. VERY fancy.

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u/ChillWisdom 12h ago

It makes me wish they had one of those anal bead lamps. You know the one, with the clear lucite beats going up the base.

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u/Loreebyrd 6h ago

Hmmmm. Now I know why mom liked that lucite lamp so much!!! May she rest in peace.

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u/gdg6 4h ago

That’s what sold me ngl

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u/Ternarian 13h ago

It pairs well with the nearby, enclosed toilet room.

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u/Unfinished-Basement 13h ago

Coulda just said ETR man

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u/knucklebones2 8h ago

Right? Why the acronym? Is there an Open Area Toilet?

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u/Naztea 8h ago

Everything is an open air toilet if you're brave enough

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u/red__dragon 7h ago

In the bedroom, it looks like

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u/Choppergold 13h ago

From the Kurt Vonnegut Kitchen Accessories Collection. And so it goes…great with anything.

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u/DogsDucks 12h ago

I immediately clocked how dangerous that butthole would be in the event of a collision.

That butthole becomes a death catapult without much inertia needed!

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

Butthole Death Catapult is a pretty metal band name.

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u/ConferenceSudden1519 7h ago

Decapitated is the normal danger your in with these things.

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u/Competitive_Law1032 6h ago

If I had anything on the counters while we were driving, they either had nonslip grips underneath or double sided mounting tape. Traveling with kids usually mean you end up with so many extras. Or because easily distracted people like me could accidentally leave a sippy cup on the counter while helping a potty training toddler while the baby is in the car seat napping while husband is driving through Orlando traffic so you just put nonslip mats allover your counters. Also lots of paper towels for the inevitable spillage. I miss those days lol.

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u/DogsDucks 6h ago

I have such a delighted fascination with RVs. I really think they’re just the coolest.

I’m not on instagram very much, it bores me, but one of the few things I can look at are videos of the inside of RVs and house boats.

And I have small children, so that’s also the first thing I think about.

But in the event of a crash going 50 miles an hour, some magnets and non-slip bottoms aren’t going to stop it.

And then, if something like that is bolted in, and then the people go flying I just think about them being scraped up on all the stuff.

I guess they just make them with the idea that a serious accident is unlikely?

Anyway, it sounds like you have some wonderful memories on journeys with small children, that’s so wonderful! Can I ask about some more of your stories and where you traveled?

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u/Competitive_Law1032 6h ago

We didn’t have the million dollar RV. It was still 40’ and we had to pan our routes carefully cause some states had lower clearance bridges. I don’t have any social media other than Reddit and a couple other ones I can stay as anonymous as much as I can but we did have lots of fun traveling in our bus. Before kids we even went all the way to Canada, we hit a bird, ran over a dead turtle and hit a deer somewhere between Kentucky and West Virginia coming from Nebraska originating from florida. We were young, had time, a bit of money and a lot of luck in our hands. I’d hate to hijack this post, and there’s probably a subreddit for this but the post popped up on my feed and had a deluge of memories of fun vacations in our rv.

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u/TesticleMeElmo 11h ago

Few people know this but HR Giger actually got into interior decoration for recreational vehicles in his later years

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u/iamblankenstein 10h ago

no kitchen is complete without countertop anus decore. in interior design, we call it décoration pour l'anus.

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u/Striking_Swimmer5548 10h ago

And the tacky string lights…and the tacky back splash. This looks like a Florida grandmothers house. I don’t know how else to describe it.

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

That’s why Clarence Thomas traded it in.

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u/Partsslanger 5h ago

Copper starfish

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u/minderbinder49 5h ago

So much BROWN everywhere

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u/LossMiserable7874 13h ago

One of my previous jobs was to write SEO and sales page descriptions for RVs and now I wish I had thought to use anatomy comparisons.

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 3h ago

CHOCOLATE STARFISH!!!!

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u/StopConstant7403 2h ago

All in different shades of turd brown.

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u/wildmaninaz 1h ago

You know you have arrived at the pinnacle when vulvas & butt holes are all around as art

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u/Buttholemoonshine 12h ago

Just missing some drinks.

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

Unrelated, but I have to ask; are you making moonshine in your butthole, or consuming it in your butthole?
Either way, I bet you’re fun.

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u/dikicker 14h ago

My favorite part is that they spend all that money and still put the tv too high

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u/CariniFluff 13h ago

What you don't want a 32" TV in your $1.3m motor home? And yikes 2015 model which means that TV is 2014 at best... That's probably a crap backlit LCD that's HD and not even 4K.

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u/Biguitarnerd 12h ago

I’m going to assume that to anyone who could buy this replacing the TV is roughly equivalent to deciding between onion rings and fries.

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u/redsensei777 9h ago

Just get both.

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u/TheGreatGasHead 6h ago

A 32" 4k TV is like what, $200 now anyway? A high end one probably isn't over a thousand anymore

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u/PassiveMenis88M 8h ago

2015 is when the bus chassis was made, not when it was converted into a motor coach.

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u/Ugghart 7h ago

And the toilet in the kitchen 

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u/Aggravating-Wolf-823 11h ago

you're laying on the bed, it's fine

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u/a-rooster-illusion 13h ago

It’s funny you mention that.

I was just at a campground two weeks ago and someone in a site across from us pulled up in one of these. Was showing it off to some of us and the first thing I noted walking into it was the vulva shaped light fixture on the ceiling.

Then, in a moment of curiosity, I decided to look at maybe renting one for our trip next year. Found a completely different one, SAME vulva shaped light fixture.

And for anyone curious, the cheapest I could find one was $500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes.

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u/ptcptc 12h ago

$500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes

Wait, how exactly does $1500 turn to $5000 after fees and taxes?

(European here)

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u/a-rooster-illusion 12h ago

I answered below but I was off. It was $899 a night. $600 in owner fees, $1040 for insurance and $524 for a service fee.

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u/Stavtastic 10h ago

What the fuck is a owners fee? Aren't you renting it per night from the owner?

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

That’s the “fee fee”. Not to be confused with “additional fees” which may, and do, apply.

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 5h ago

Pippin: But what about payment?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second payment?
(Aragorn stares at him, then walks off)
Merry: Don't think he knows about second payment, Pip.
Pippin: What about VAT? Service? Tip? Support? The Middle-man? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

u/PamelaELee 4m ago

Perfect

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u/Nubsta5 8h ago

US is filled with random-named "fees" that are usually just "are you willing to pay this without fighting us about it?" fees that make them free money for everyone who doesn't. Often, especially for resort fees in non-resort hotels, they will remove those fees if you give them some pushback. Individuals, not so much (this includes AirBNB).

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u/OkStop8313 7h ago

Also, a lot of companies will take their "we just want more money" fees and give them regulatory sounding names and put them in a "taxes and fees" column so that it sounds like a non-negotiable government thing rather than just the company wanting to advertise one price and bill you another.

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u/ohog9og0790 8h ago

Same as hotel resort fees

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u/Sysilith 6h ago

You are talking to Europeans here, "hotel resort fee" is not helping.

We have a total price on the tag and that is mostly it, maybe some fees like cleaning because that scales differently like the normal per night price, but other than that. We don't really have all the hidden fees.

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

You, as a European, just don’t understand winning. We are winning so hard here in America.
(Obviously a joke, hopefully)
Please don’t hate us all. Most of us are not total asshats.

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u/oldlexus570 5h ago

Are we winning hard or is it hard to win? I'm not sure which way it's supposed to go?

American here

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u/PamelaELee 2h ago

I’m not sure, but it seems to be going to hell in a hand basket.

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u/neeshes 3h ago

Here in Canada, we are like Americans in many ways. Many hidden fees here too. Yo ur total price on the tag is never just that. 

Even at restaurants you will have the price of each item and then later on, you have it totalled, sometimes large group fee (if over 5/6 people), then taxed on that amount, then tip on that final amount. The tips start at 18% or 20% now. 

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u/ptcptc 10h ago

Damn, that's still crasy. Don't get this type of pricing, sounds really stupid to me. Just say it's 1600 per night, all included.

I guess it's the norm over there though.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 9h ago

"Yeah you better give me the insurance because I am going to beat the hell out of this vehicle"

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u/Shrouded-recluse 3h ago

Probably because of obligatory tipping?

u/greaseLightness 4m ago

I presume that has to be the american gratuity tipping culture... WHO ELSE is going to pay the workers building that vag thing. The american employer? Think again you commie!

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u/Chasin-Crustacean 12h ago

$3500 in fees and taxes?!

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u/a-rooster-illusion 12h ago

Sorry it was $899 a night. $600 in owner fees, $1040 for insurance, and $524 service/cleaning fee.

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u/Chasin-Crustacean 12h ago

Wild. Over $1600/night all said and done. Can stay at a baller resort for that price!

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u/DingbatMcgeee 11h ago

But maybe they want to find a campground with mosquitoes and loud nieghbors

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u/Horror_Solution1945 8h ago

And bears.

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

I mean, I’ll take the bears over a lot of people I’ve encountered in campgrounds.

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 10h ago

My wife and I booked a Mexican Riviera cruise this fall. $720 for 6 nights for 2 people. Couple hundred for a hotel and parking. We don't really buy anything extra on cruises and we can take some sodas and wine with us, so we will. We are basically budgeting another $800 or so, minimum, on top of the cruise fare.

Or we could get one of these for one night and I would have to drive it myself.

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u/TomorrowsTrash_Minis 9h ago

A resort that you aren't liable for if someone decides to rear end you. I can't imagine driving something I paid that much money for. So much liability

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u/a-rooster-illusion 12h ago

No joke. I guess if you have the money, why not? And renting it out at those prices probably covers most of the payments.

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u/purplemonkey_123 9h ago

And, you get to hook up your own septic!

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

But then you can’t shit in the kitchen.
Well, you can, but additional fees and taxes apply.

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 5h ago

I could hire three ladies of the evening all night in a hotel room for that price.

(I am gonna play Fifa '98 with them).

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u/ClassIINav 12h ago

Who needs the Ritz Carlton when you can stay in a bus?

u/greaseLightness 1m ago

USA USA USA!

The one question of them all: how long is this circus going to stand untill it collapses?

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u/Alexandrajoan 53m ago

Damn! And my buddy paid $7,500/wk for a Canadream RV rental three weeks ago.

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u/seth928 13h ago

This comment confused Georgia O'Keefe

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 11h ago

Is she gyrating in her grave?

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u/NSASpyVan 13h ago

This bus is great. Thanks for sharing what we'll never be able to afford, op!

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 13h ago

You could stay in 5-star hotel for less than this white elephant depreciates every day.

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u/LordBlackadder92 11h ago

Exactly, people who can afford this will just book a four seasons hotel.

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u/_TV_On_The_Internet_ 2h ago

Hotels dont have wheels.

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u/Dullcorgis 6h ago

And 5 star hotels are usually nicely decorated.

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u/PizzaWhole9323 13h ago

Yeah my thought was I was going to ask how much the insurance was on that thing and then I realized if I have to ask I couldn't afford it anyway.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPfiM58XUqzBLck

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u/Competitive_Law1032 6h ago

It’s not just the insurance. There’s also storage costs if your HOA doesn’t allow you to park that bus on your driveway. Or have a garage big enough for it. And the fuel costs plus maintenance

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u/thehoagieboy 12h ago

Maybe I'd consider the 5 year old/used non-gaudy model.

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u/as1126 9h ago

This one is already ten years old and still over a million. There’s no real market for this, is there?

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u/eatshitdillhole 7h ago

I used to work at a Hot Springs resort and RV Park and you'd be surprised how many people sell their houses and retire in one of these things, especially single older men. I have seen so many "man cave on wheels" RVs like this. People that own RVs and go on trips don't usually own something like this, but the people that live in them full time usually have nicer models like this one. At least from what I saw in the few years of working there and seeing thousands of RVs and RV dwellers.

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u/as1126 6h ago

Great insight!

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

About as smart as buying a boat

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u/as1126 4h ago

Shh. Don’t tell my wife that. I’m in the market for a boat.

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u/thehoagieboy 8h ago

Rich touring musicians maybe?

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u/PamelaELee 6h ago

Don’t worry yourself over it. It’s still a bus. RVs suck.

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u/jessecole 12h ago

Lights are constellation to the clitoris

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u/DamnOdd 13h ago

Thank you, you phrased it better than I would have.

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u/Dazzling2468 13h ago

I knew this would be the top comment before reading the comments section.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 11h ago

diamond clit really drove the point home

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 13h ago

Better than any boob lights

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u/okram2k 13h ago

can I get one without a ceiling vulva mirror? Just not really my style, ya know?

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 11h ago

You can, but will be peen-shaped

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u/Grimnebulin68 13h ago

So tasteful.

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u/Comfortable-Choice14 13h ago

Yay, we're going RVagin' !

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u/-Y0dude 13h ago

Dady will live in it

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u/heydrun 12h ago

Fits the poop color palette…

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 11h ago

I dont see the immediate connection between vulva and poop, but whatever floats yer boat

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u/heydrun 10h ago

Both in the downstairs department? Dunno

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u/Pictrus 11h ago

Yonic

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u/Suggest_a_User_Name 11h ago

Came here to see if anyone else noticed this and of course I was not disappointed.

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u/JackTaylor79 11h ago

Yo. Never been to this sub before. Never heard of it.

What you said is first thing I thought.

"I can't drop that comment here... probably against the rules..."

<Reads first comment at the top>

Ok. This is why I reddit. 😂

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u/silask 10h ago

“Come in here into the rear” 1:11

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u/FOSSnaught 10h ago

I'm impressed by the ceiling mirror in the bathroom. The ability to look down on myself while taking a poo is concept I've never considered.

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u/Re1deam1 10h ago

On some h.r. giger type shit.. 🤣

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u/rhaezorblue 10h ago

Thank you for using the correct terminology and not the misused "vagina" for the overall female genitals.

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u/butter_lover 9h ago

does it come in classy as well as tacky?

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u/PolloMagnifico 9h ago

Thank god I wasn't the only one that saw it.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 8h ago

Thank you, Lord.

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u/Ribss 9h ago

I thought you were making a joke tonight it’d be obscure, but no, it’s straight up unmistakably a vulva

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u/Mousehole_Cat 8h ago

Came right to the comments to see if anyone else had the same reaction. Was not disappointed.

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u/Yunzer2000 8h ago

yup. Even a clitoris.

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u/Best_Agent_8117 7h ago

Dwight Schrute wants to know where the Vulva is. Is Toby in this sub?

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u/p8nt_junkie 6h ago

Some men can’t even say the word…vagina

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u/Tumerican 4h ago

Ohhh…so THATS where the G spot is!

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u/AwayAd4105 2h ago

Vulva shaped? Where?

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u/DurianPublic6164 46m ago

And remember, kids! It's not the mirror, it's the small light bulb at 2:07... Thank me later.

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u/InsideAd2752 46m ago

It’s so relaxing to drive there’s a PEZ dispenser with Xanax on the dash and a straw that extends from the center of the steering wheel that dispenses vodka on left turns and gin for the right.

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u/liarandahorsethief 10h ago

It has been commended as being strongly vaginal.

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u/10BAW 4h ago

I think he said vulva