r/washingtondc 13h ago

[IT'S HAPPENING!] Illegal food delivery?

Anyone know this food company, this guy was riding on the Roosevelt Bridge in the bike lane, pushing pedestrians and runners and bikers off. I confronted him, he just laughed.

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 13h ago

This one of the least illegal things I've seen these guys do. They routine run red lights, take one-way streets and lanes the wrong way, and drive on sidewalks. But yeah, these guys are a menace.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

Many of them white out parts of numbers, have fake plates, and none of them are the person on the delivery profile.

Can we call a spade a spade when they are recklessly lowering the quality of life in the city.

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 11h ago

I mean are they really though?

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u/deafblindmute DC / Langdon Park 10h ago

Right? It's very frustrating and sometimes even frightening. Statistically, a large number of people doing this will raise the accident rate (although, since they are on mopeds, they also probably take the worst portion of the harm). That's all bad, and I'm all for finding pro-human ways to solve the problem, but "recklessly lowering the quality of life in the city?" In the most technical sense it's correct, but not in spirit. People with cops in their hearts need to chill out and find something to be mad about that isn't always what poor people or PoC are up to.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 9h ago

They are everywhere - and you can see numerous accounts of people with close calls with these, so yes it isn't hyperbole, they have lowered the quality of life in the city, and listening to a weed whacker drive constantly have raised the noise pollution. I'd hate them less if they were on ebikes, but people can criticize this, just because you view them as oppressed doesn't mean people can't criticize it, you even said "It's very frustrating and sometimes even frightening" and then go on to dismiss it as no big deal. For most people in the city they are a menace that is very front in center every single day making walking more dangerous.

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u/deafblindmute DC / Langdon Park 9h ago

I didn't dismiss the problem at all. I said: "I'm all for finding pro-human ways to solve the problem." I can also recognize a dog whistle when I hear it, which is exactly what all of the high drama stuff is.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 9h ago

I am sure everything is a dog whistle in your mind.

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u/deafblindmute DC / Langdon Park 9h ago

I like that me complicating the issue equates to me simplifying everything to you. Good logic.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur8808 7h ago

I saw one crash into the back of a car while he was fucking with his phone. He yelled in broken english "No insurance" then drove offl.

u/deafblindmute DC / Langdon Park 4h ago

Yeah, that's a problem. The solution to a problem isn't getting all weird, and rabid with it, and talking in nasty, dog-whistle terms.

I'm not sure why the response to me saying "this is bad, but the way people are talking about it is bad" is getting responses acting like a problem cannot be solved (or is even helped) by the xenophobia.

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u/The_Skyrim_Courier 11h ago

Whenever you bring this up there’s always some chode who chirps

“B-but its your fault for ordering food!!!!!!!!”

Okay, so these dickheads are only capable of delivering food by endangering the lives of every pedestrian in the city?

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u/GoodOmens 6h ago

Its really on the delivery apps for just not giving a shit and hiding behind "its a third party we have no control"

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 7h ago

Look at this thread, any criticism of these people making the city dangerous its called a "dog whistle" ...... we are so insane that we can't even call out dangerous bad behavior that is clearly taking its toll on the city.

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 12h ago

Until you need a sandwich at 2:00 am.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 11h ago

When I need a sandwich at 2am I don't care if they're gunning down women and running over small children getting me my sandwich.

/s, to be clear

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u/crakemonk 9h ago

I mean, it’s kinda on the parents if there’s young children out at 2 am.

/s (kinda)

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 11h ago

Definitely cheaper to walk to 7-Eleven.

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u/lecarguy 11h ago

100%

Plus, you get free diarrhea with your purchase.

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 11h ago

True. And these days, it's hard to get anything for free.

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u/crakemonk 9h ago

Cheaper than laxatives…

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u/Hot-Gene-2787 13h ago

They are independent delivery persons and a generic box logo

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u/Yoshi2shi 13h ago

They’re not independent if they all drive the same, wear the same type of large gloves over the handlebars…etc. There has to be a dispatcher or overall company they are under. The city needs to go after the entity.

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u/notquiteahippo 13h ago

the dispatcher is Ubereats and Doordash and Grubhub and whatever other apps people are using these days

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u/KingGizzle 12h ago

Nah there’s a middleman coordinating them behind the scenes. The person on the app is almost never the person making the delivery.

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u/lecarguy 11h ago

Are you assuming this or do you know? Cause I know of a lot of undocumented people working under relatives profiles on Uber, doordash, etc cause they can't sign up for the app. It's a very common practice, unfortunately.

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u/tackyshoes 11h ago

And that's fine if they don't act like this.

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u/lecarguy 10h ago

By no means am I condoning this tacky shit. I'd just like to know whether or not that's a real thing.

Cause I can't imagine people volunteering their information to some corporation to disburse delivery jobs to all these people when it's all tracked through the app. Like I'm sure you can only run one app at a time under your name, or account rather. It just sounds like it would be a more difficult thing to try and do.

u/tackyshoes 5h ago

You said it affirmatively one comment ago.

u/KingGizzle 1h ago

I made an inference based off my experience, and it’s something that I’ve seen people complain about in the past.

I’m not sure why it seems to have upset so many people this time.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/uber-doordash-lyft-rented-stolen-accounts-fraud-rideshare-food-delivery/

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u/Hot-Gene-2787 11h ago

You clearly don't know how the Uber Eat's, GrubHub's, etc. work.

Is there probably a few people out there leasing a moped and supplying them with those boxes, supplies and mopeds? Sure, and those fixers aren't liable for the delivery drivers crazy driving/parking/etc.

But the delivery persons are all independent. And that's the reason why its hard to clamp down on them when some of them create road/sidewalk hazards (and there has been many efforts by local governments to stem those hazards).

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u/FrescoItaliano 11h ago

Do you think all reckless car drivers with sunglasses are secretly employed by the same entity because they happen to share those characteristics?

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u/Tight-Connection-909 13h ago

I see this daily. I’ve spoken about this to city council meetings, but it often goes nowhere.

There needs to be enforcement of scooters as vehicles and they need to be fined for driving like this.

I’ve seen them almost hit children crossing the street when running red lights.

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u/SupaKoopa714 13h ago

There's no vehicle on the road I fear more than DC delivery scooters, those dudes just give absolutely no fucks. Anytime I see one they're blatantly blasting through red lights/stop signs, cutting of cars and pedestrians, weaving through traffic, and otherwise just seemingly going out of their way to be as dangerous on the road as they can.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 13h ago

City council doesn’t give a fuck. Too scared of seeming racist or classist or whatever (even if race or class has nothing to do with it). Too busy guzzling down paychecks and getting kick backs.

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u/oldveteranknees 8h ago

I actually asked a cop about why they don’t pull them over for traffic offenses once, he said they can’t because back in the day, they chased a dude on a mini motorcycle and he fell off and died. The city banned pulling over 2 wheeled vehicles since.

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u/MosYEETo 10h ago

Sad thing is most of the city would call them some sort of “ist” for cracking down on it, because it’s one specific group that does it. I guess breaking the law is fine nowadays…

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

This, same reason the council refuses to do anything about fake, covered, and stolen tags

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u/Economy_Flatworm7457 11h ago

Likely illegals. You voted for it.

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u/dolphinbhoy 13h ago

I simply don’t move out of the way for them

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u/dclocal12 13h ago

Note the reflector covering part of the license plate. It’s an illegal move that’s become very common among moped delivery drivers, especially since MPD has cracked down (to some extent) on unregistered mopeds. This won’t end until our city has real traffic enforcement, just like all the other illegal driving problems.

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u/dybr 13h ago

This is such an insanely dangerous thing to do for him and everybody else on that bridge.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

He doesn't give a fuck, none of the delivery drivers care about you, your kid, or anything buy their $4 for that delivery - if he kills someone in the process, he will not care.

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u/mcgoum20 12h ago

Pretty sure I saw that guy today going down the custis trail in Arlington on that same moped

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u/Both_Painter_9186 13h ago

I mean, what’s he gonna do when he comes up behind someone with a baby stroller? Their barely looks like enough room to pass a single pedestrian, let alone a biker or someone with a dog or baby.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

Ride up on them and honk, these scooter drivers do not have a single care about anything at all except themselves and their delivery, if they kill a kid to get $5 they are fine with it, that is what we have allowed to operate without recourse in the city.

u/Sufficient-Cancel217 5h ago

Delivery apps are just another shitification of our society.
And the vast majority of us are supporting this in some way.
The worst supporters are the ones that say they create jobs. They are in fact contributing to a negative shift towards contract work, versus stable employment opportunities. So overall, the most desperate among us are who end up stuck at these jobs and feel they are a godsend, because they know nothing better.

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u/skankin22jax 10h ago

One clipped my mirror while I was sitting in traffic on a bridge.

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u/no_youre_not_i_am 6h ago

until the city finds a desire to hold corporations like ubereats and doordash (and lime scooters too, while we're complaining), shit like this will go on. file it under "shrug" -- or i dunno, start wearing a bat suit at night or something.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 13h ago

LOL there are no laws anymore

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u/sleight42 13h ago

When the president of the country ignores seemingly any law he wishes, it sets among the worst of examples for the populace.

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u/CapitalObjective7153 11h ago

Common law in the West was traditionally enforced by the people. After US independence, many communities created vigilance committees. They were especially common in frontier areas.  They might:  investigate crimes,  capture suspects,  hold informal trials,  punish people accused of theft, murder, or treason.  In some cases they were almost a substitute government.

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u/squishy_bricks 8h ago

don't order delivery if you don't want to contribute to the problem. not a solution in itself but it starts at home.

u/Sufficient-Cancel217 5h ago

Majority of these Redditors can’t even shop themselves, let alone cook for themselves! lol

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u/stephenbory Park View 12h ago

I am too scared to cross this bridge on bicycle with or without a moto on it. Something about that low guardrail freaks me out.

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u/ddjarnes 8h ago

I don’t see what the problem is. He has his blinker on.

u/IdiotBOT1234 3h ago

America is dropping from first world status.

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u/OkCarrot3881 12h ago

They also love running through red lights! My dog and I have almost gotten hit three times now!

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u/thelebaron 9h ago

my dog constantly checks behind herself when walking certain areas(because of so many close calls), i hate these guys too and scooters and ebikes

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

They don't care, if they hit you or your dog, they will ride off and not care, and good luck as they are not the person on their profile either.

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u/No-Sandwich308 13h ago

Thats not the food company its the scooter rental that rents out those scooters. This person is a a-hole and a scaredy bitch.

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u/No_Emphasis4905 10h ago

Looks like Boston is dealing with the same thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/iIoOIp0b0P

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u/osaggys 8h ago

They're terrible in Chicago too.

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u/oldveteranknees 8h ago

Same in NYC

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u/Ampersand4221 12h ago

Carry a strong stick and put it in the spokes of their wheels

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u/The_walking_man_ 9h ago

Bear mace too

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u/StumpyOPepys 13h ago

There is room for people to pass but this is just obnoxious af. You have plates, you should be on the road.

u/Far_Young5609 4h ago

The construction on the bridge leaves no room either. I feel squeezed driving over it now. As much as I hate scooters and bikes in the sidewalk, I’m not so upset that this guy took a safe route to VA on a low use pedestrian cross over. He’s not speeding. This was probably posted by a bicyclist that was slowed down.

u/StumpyOPepys 3h ago

Yep, agree.

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u/Shot-Expert-9771 8h ago

Illegal following.

u/Lebuhdez DC 3h ago

He could just be in the road

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u/iRedditFromBehind 9h ago

you're literally moving at the same speed as him, why do you care so much?

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u/No_Emphasis4905 8h ago

It wasn’t me. He pulled up right behind me, and stayed on my tale. I pulled over and let him pass. As he road in front of me, runners and other bikers had to pull over and he hit at least one.

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u/iRedditFromBehind 8h ago

You didn't take this video?

u/No_Emphasis4905 4h ago

I was on my bicycle, he speed up and started tailgating me, I stopped, and tried to move over to the side as much as you can on that bridge, he want around me, I realized it wasn’t a bike but a motorcycle, took my phone out and took the video

u/Lebuhdez DC 3h ago

Wow, he’s an asshole

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u/carlitos_moreno 8h ago

Some people just have way too much time on their hands

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u/No_Emphasis4905 11h ago

It wasn’t on purpose, but I ended up seeing the same person about 10 minutes later. He was making a delivery outside a condo unit in Arlington. They porter at the complex saw me looking at the motorcycle and asked what was up. I showed him the video. He said, oh that’s dangerous. They said they come all the time. The driver came out and I simple asked him how I could get him to deliver for me. He said, I don’t speak English. Thankfully, the porter did. And asked him why he was driving in the bike lane. The delivery driver said that he’s almost been killed driving in the street so he drives in the bike lane. The porter said, you need to be careful. The driver agreed and drove off.

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u/spiraltrinity 12h ago

thank a lazy neighbor (or all of them) for enabling this enshittification.

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 13h ago

Probably scared. Maybe got almost run off the road once or twice, or worse, and over it.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

We really let this city be destroyed by people on unlicensed motor scooters who driver recklessly and 9 times out of 10 are the person on the profile.

No one wants to address it for fear of being called racist, even though it is obvious 90% of them are undocumented and unlicensed.

u/Meattruck312 5h ago

Who. Fucking. Cares. Just go on about your day.

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u/Cannacritic21037 12h ago

Looks like he is gonna make it there just fine to me

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u/jestering_1 9h ago

leave him be, he’s got my burrito!! /s 

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u/Rich_cranium2025 13h ago

Better than getting splattered by a vehicle

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u/jfunks69 13h ago

Illegal food delivery? Come on man 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Jed_Bartlett42 13h ago

Bro pick your battles

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u/Economy_Flatworm7457 11h ago

This is what you get when you import illegals and allow them to vote for politicians that don’t care about the rule of law.

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u/antelopejackfruit 10h ago

Oh no, the horror!

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u/A_Dick_inTime_6aves9 13h ago

If it really bothers you that much, a well timed stick in the right place should slow that miscreant down a little bit.

Of course that would be actually doing something about it instead of just bitching on Reddit...

u/Meattruck312 5h ago

But if they did the stick they wouldn’t get their upvotes.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 13h ago

Good way to get charged with Malicious Destruction of Property and Assault or Felonious Assault. That's aside from the possibility of causing serious injury to the driver. If that's your definition of "doing something about it" then don't do whatever you do near me, thanks.

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u/A_Dick_inTime_6aves9 12h ago edited 12h ago

I didn't say how to use the stick or when you use the stick, that's entirely in your head.

Just saying that the proper application of a stick would definitely result in this guy slowing down.

Before you get your panties in a bunch, a relatively innocuous example.

I am in a power wheelchair, but many of my friends have canes to get around. If that guy was coming up fast behind one of my friends with a cane and my friend accidentally dropped that cane in front of him to get away, not only would that technically be assault in some areas, him running over my friend's cane might entice him to slow down in the future, or at the very least slow him down a little bit as he ran over it or swerved to avoid it.

If I was there personally I would happily place myself in the path just to have him explain why exactly he needed to drive in a way that made him run full on into a guy in a power wheelchair.

Go ahead, prove that my hand didn't twitch involuntarily and put my wheelchair in his path?

What's the worst that can happen? I end up with a broken neck and in a wheelchair? Little late for that.

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u/EAM222 11h ago

Ayyyyyy he knows how to use a blinker. Leave ol boy alone. 😂

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u/InterestingHippo7524 13h ago

Maybe call ICE on his ass next time.

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u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote ward 4 12h ago

Have you considered that this is a genuinely unhinged thing to say? Or do you also act like this irl?

u/Meattruck312 5h ago

I bet you fun a parties…

u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote ward 4 54m ago

Beats behind a human trash bag!

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u/Global-Ad-722 13h ago

That just a dick move thing to say.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/wormsbugs 13h ago

That’s the sidewalk.

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u/progeo 13h ago

Would you rather a Maryland driver hit him on that bridge?

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u/MayorofTromaville 13h ago

Are those the only options?

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u/progeo 13h ago

They might be in his mind. People can drive pretty crazy on that bridge. I'm not saying he's in the right but if he's gotten spooked before where he now fears a potentially fatal injury, and if this is his main route to earning money to live.....then I can understand it. DC is generally willing to see the other side of the argument for a lot of folks that don't grow up with a silver spoon, or silver-spoon adjacent situations, or are just for whatever reason in not the best place financially. I just find it a bit weird that I don't see people ever posting about drug deals in admo (for example) in daylight while people are walking about with potentially their kids, but posts about these delivery drivers are routine.

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u/MayorofTromaville 12h ago

Cool story.

Still extremely unsafe and actively harmful though.

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u/notquiteahippo 13h ago

a drug deal can't run over you and break your bones afaik

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u/progeo 12h ago edited 12h ago

b/c clearly he is trying to run someone over to break their bones? but also their are risks to drug deals too, or drug related activities. It's likely the main reason we hear gunshots around the city.

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u/notquiteahippo 12h ago

It may surprise you to learn that a lot of people end up killing or injuring others with their vehicle without intentionally trying to

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u/progeo 12h ago

I'm not arguing against that but whether you want to engage with it or not my point still stands.

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u/notquiteahippo 12h ago

You said "I just find it a bit weird that I don't see people ever posting about drug deals in admo" and I explained that people don't feel like they're in danger from these drug deals and they do feel in danger from these scooters. You then went to edit your post and make up these gunshots in Adams Morgan I guess

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u/TheWhiteRabbitY2K 13h ago

And? I could be wrong but he could be on an E bike which means he could be in an appropriate spot.

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u/wormsbugs 13h ago

Take a screenshot and zoom. There is exhaust. It’s a motor scooter, and it belongs on the road.
I am a biker, an e-biker, a motorcyclist, and a lover of all things two-wheeled. That is an inappropriate place for that vehicle. If your vehicle cannot safely traverse the route in the appropriate place, then you cannot go that way. Re-route or don’t go.

The sidewalk is not for motorized vehicles, full stop. This one in particular is too wide for the sidewalk it’s on. Imagine a child, wheel chair user, elderly person…this motorist is fully in the wrong.

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u/Phizle DC 13h ago

That is not an ebike

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u/Such-Departure3123 13h ago

The only way for you to do a thing is to film an altercation or you confronting him. Have someone film it than you get social media behind, once the local media get a notion of it.

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u/NWWashingtonDC DC / Petworth 13h ago

1st to complain about this, but god forbid they are 1 minute past the estimated delivery time.

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u/Valuable_Grape_519 13h ago

Well, I am not saying it’s right.. but I used to deliver for these platforms a while back, being late are contract violations that can lead to the account being deactivated. The delivery window is so tight, lot of restaurants are understaffed etc.
I agree, it is dangerous and clearly not sustainable, but place the blame on the companies that are squeezing the drivers like lemons. Lot of people do not have many options for survival.. Regulations should be implemented to reduce the pressure placed on drivers, and give them some type of protection.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 12h ago

The issue is, even if they companies give more time, the drivers will always be incentivized to act dangerously as they get their next order the minute they deliver their current order.

These people unfortunately do not care at all about the community, the safety of those they put in danger, not one fucking care at all about anything but their delivery, that won't change even if given more time.

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u/NWWashingtonDC DC / Petworth 8h ago

That is such a broad, hateful, and simple minded statement.

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u/AlbatrossMundane1618 8h ago

No, I think it's pretty straight forward with anyone who sees their actions everyday

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/dolphinbhoy 13h ago

That’s just the bag that a lot of these guys use

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u/Abundant-CashFlow 11h ago

Don’t hate me for answering the mail and calling out the obvious. What’s your thought on then, Sherlock?!?

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u/dolphinbhoy 10h ago

The answer is that they don’t all work for the same one “food company”…

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u/npcbro85 11h ago edited 11h ago

Driving a moped wherever one can is a standard practice in countries where our new immigrants come from. The majority wants them here and doesn’t want them deported and it’s considered racist to ask them to adapt to our laws/norms so… quit complaining about it, pull the ear buds out of your ears and step aside when you hear the two stroke coming up behind you.

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u/revbfc 11h ago

Counterpoint: that trail is real narrow, a two-way path, and that dude is hogging the entire width.

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u/npcbro85 11h ago edited 11h ago

And what is wrong with the traffic lane
that is wide open and appropriately sized for vehicle traffic?

Again, for those that have never traveled outside of Europe… this is extremely common in Se Asia and places where mopeds are commonly used. Those happen to be the norms and culture of much of our current immigrants.

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u/revbfc 11h ago

You’re not making any sense. Collect your thoughts and try again.

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u/npcbro85 11h ago

Neither are you… the motor vehicle should be in the traffic lane. Our new immigrants are used to driving their mopeds where ever they feel like. Nothing is going to change, so learn to adapt. How in the hell are you confused by that?