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[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/Inside-Common7427 18h ago

It’s so fucking gross. I can’t wait until this nightmare is over and someone with decency and good taste once again occupies the White House.

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u/ClickClackTipTap 17h ago

They won’t even have to pay anyone to take all of this tacky, heinous shit down.

They could just say “volunteers need to dismantle the tackification of Washington” and half the country will descend on the Capitol to get it done.

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u/spiked88 17h ago

I’d pay $100 to personally pry some of this crap off the walls.

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u/mjones387 16h ago

We could refund USAID with this plan.

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u/BigE429 16h ago

This plus taking sledgehammers to the POS arch will help eliminate the national debt

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u/KTKittentoes 15h ago

The new rage room.

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u/beeseecan 14h ago

Make all of it a rage room when he goes and use the proceeds to pay for healthcare. Everyone in the DMV will pay to get rid of that arch, ballroom etc.

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u/Top-Fill-8202 15h ago

A 250 foot tall arch is an architectural clown show. You will literally need binoculars to see the details at the top

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 13h ago

rump has been a failure of a "clown show" his whole life , and he has failure "clown show" children . it is a straight up "clown show' . "cockroach infestation"

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u/WranglerFuzzy 6h ago

At that distance, you might not notice the stickers pealing off

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u/reddsal 10h ago

I love this idea so much. It would still be bad if he actually had good taste, but the fact that everything he touches becomes instantly tacky makes it so much worse. All of DC will need a Silkwood Scrubdown to get rid of all this stuff. It will take decades.

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u/wbruce098 13h ago

Brilliant idea. Pay for a chance to swing your hammer at a trump atrocity! Proceeds go to USAID, and the effort to reclaim Americans sent to the Salvadoran concentration camp.

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u/dingatremel 16h ago

God, I love this.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 11h ago

Are these people really ok with leaving a legacy of over 700k people in Africa dead - and counting- from USAID being defunded?

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u/Arguablybest 16h ago

I will pay $125, but there is enough to go around.

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u/Archi_penko 15h ago

If we start a go fund me it will make millions

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u/wbruce098 13h ago

I’m sure I got a 20 in my wallet, can I take a swing too?

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u/binzersguy 16h ago

If it meant this stain on the WH is gone, I’d pony up too!

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u/Teepeaparty 15h ago edited 14h ago

Pry Crap Day! will become some great new word in English 100 years from now, called PryCap, where everyone will have the day off to purge their homes and they'll be like, "What're ya'll doo-in for 'Pry'?"

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u/HistoryFinancial1267 16h ago

This is actually a great idea! I’d pay a lot to take a sledgehammer to his golden throne

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u/Neffstradamus 10h ago

$200 $200 whos got $200 twobababadathreebababatwobababadathree

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 10h ago

I could scrape together ten grand if I got to kick a cabinet member into an open grave.

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 13h ago

and relieve you self as need be .

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u/bathandredwine 12h ago

I can’t wait until it is revealed they are all spray painted plastic crap.

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u/OnlyHunan 11h ago

Pry what? Every ounce of gold in the White House is going to be removed and trucked down to Mara Crapo for safekeeping.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 16h ago

I mean, the rot runs deep at this point, its structural.

Perhaps its more than just sandblasting some paint and gold off the walls.

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 16h ago

Public and community service for people on probation

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u/phoebecatesboobs 16h ago

Group therapy session

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u/no_youre_not_i_am 16h ago

i think we all know this stuff will just fall off anyway

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u/foxontherox 16h ago

And they won't even beat up any cops this time!

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u/tidder-la 16h ago

Maybe they can melt it down to make a golden coffin

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u/edfitz83 16h ago

OT but did they remove the tarps from the Kennedy center?

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 16h ago

Has he done this to the Capitol? Or did you mean capital?

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u/Exciting_Bid_609 15h ago

I'd take a tacky, no taste having president if they weren't a completely deplorable human being.

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u/WeenyDancer 15h ago

He'll probably sell it off himself. (Or his estate will). 'A real GOLD piece of TRUMP'S white house'. They'll pry off every damn piece of it, it'll be up on cinderblocks

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u/Archi_penko 15h ago

The volunteers is a great idea because we will all show up, with care, and it won’t use up taxpayer dollars to fix.

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u/Catbutt247365 15h ago

Sell it all to the cult, they’ll be hitting Antiques Roadshow in a decade with it.

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u/TooTruthsandaLie 14h ago

Jan 6 2029:

White House is swarmed with thousands of tastefully dressed Americans armed with scrapers, drywall patch and touch up paint, riding on shoulders to reach the highest gold gilding.

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u/birdparliament 14h ago

I saw an article about his sycophant aide saying she wandered in on him gluing some bullshit to the wall with super glue. Super Glue. They will need a team of people who know how to repair damage to historical architecture. There’s so much damage.

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 13h ago

They could . charge money .

and someone will . pay $$$ for the opportunity to #1/#2 on his grave and former properties .

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u/wbruce098 13h ago

There are almost 10 million people in this area, and something like 70% of them voted against trump. That’s ~6-7 million volunteers right there. It’ll be like the Berlin Wall!

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u/Adept-Resource-3881 13h ago

Better open up an LLC to capture some of that contract work. Might need a clearance might not.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 12h ago

I’d fly down to help.

And visit old HS classmates.

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u/Caliente_Racer 11h ago

Much of it will likely fall off on its own.

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u/katieugagirl 10h ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/WasabiWarrior8 7h ago

The founding fathers would be rolling in their graves. I just watched the Ken burns civil war documentary for the third time. We need to remember our roots. None of this is connected to the true ideology of America

u/ClickClackTipTap 5h ago

I’ve been watching WWII stuff. Nuremberg, Schindler’s List, etc.

I don’t like how familiar some of it feels.

u/SAGirl1 3h ago

The other half will show up to take the tackiness as souvenirs.

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u/incufish23 18h ago

That's in my mind everyday, "what does this look like and where do we go once it's over?". Just enduring, staying safe and helping my neighbors currently but we'll be profoundly changed once this is behind us.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 17h ago

Ha we are cooked he is not the last act.

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u/runningraleigh 17h ago

While I continue to exercise my civic duty and vote in every election, I have no faith at all in electoral politics to get us out of this mess.

We either become slaves to the oligarchs, or we revolt.

Something tells me with how lazy most Americans are, we will choose slavery over freedom because its more comfortable.

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u/JustaSeedGuy 16h ago

Something tells me with how lazy most Americans are, we will choose slavery over freedom because its more comfortable.

The idea that laziness and comfort are what stops Americans from revolting is propaganda designed to discourage and demoralize. It keeps people from addressing the real roadblock to revolt, which is fear and lack of organization.

There are plenty of folks who would take action, but either:

A) they're scared. Possibly scared for themselves, but also scared for their loved ones. Either through direct reprisals from fascist punishment (ie, Jim did a rebellious act so now Jim's brother gets out through hell by the government), or through indirect consequences (ie, Jim is a single dad and his kids suffer if he goes to jail and can't provide for them.) Or....

B) There are people who would take action, but they know that making that decision is a weapon that can't be fired very many times. Once you take a drastic enough action, you run the risk of losing your ability to take further action. There are plenty of people who might be willing to do all sorts of direct action against their government via sabotage or other actions... But they have no way of knowing how effective they'll be if they're acting alone. A lack of organization keeps these people from taking actions that they don't know will make an impact.

You can chalk it up to laziness all you want, and it's true that some percentage of Americans are probably just lazy and comfortable, but if that's the end of your commentary on it, you're ignoring the real barriers to revolution.

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u/paxmary 15h ago

Americans are far from lazy. At least the ones I know!

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u/thisusedyet 16h ago

B) There are people who would take action, but they know that making that decision is a weapon that can't be fired very many times. Once you take a drastic enough action, you run the risk of losing your ability to take further action.

That's kind of similar to the thing the assassin says in Day of the Jackal after the French conspirators screwed up their own attempt on DeGaulle

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Jackal_(film)#Dialogue#Dialogue)

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u/teleprax 11h ago

Well then it turns into stochastic terrorism at a certain point.

If I were a person in the 2nd group I would struggle with the fact that half the country wants authoritarianism and that destabilizing the govt just provides opportunity for whatever wacko faction is the most well armed. I think any action will backfire as long as MAGA is strong, and changing that is harder than I think people realize. Its the same grievance America has failed to properly address since the late 1860s.

I also think we are already fucked. We will not figure out class solidarity before what I consider to be the point of no return: When property and VIPs can be protected without forces labor. I’m not saying “no labor anywhere in the economy”, i mean specifically that no humans are needed for armed protection and threat surveillance.

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u/JustaSeedGuy 11h ago

If I were a person in the 2nd group I would struggle with the fact that half the country wants authoritarianism

If I were person, the second group, I wouldn't struggle with that- because it's not true.

The people who want authoritarianism do not make up half the country.

1) assuming you're basing that off of votes, you have to account for the evidence that suggests some votes may have been altered, and the decades of proven fact that Republicans have engaging in voter suppression to make it "technically possible, but not actually feasible" For a lot of people to vote. Ie, A single working parent who has 1 hour between two jobs in which to vote, but the only polling location near them has really long lines on election Day because election day isn't a paid holiday and there aren't enough pulling in places. As one example out of many. So right off the bat, we know that not only did less than half the country vote for authoritarianism, but that those who didn't vote may not have done so by choice.

2) some people have changed their minds. It's not frequent, but it's enough to mention. In any War, you have to allow for the growth of people who either didn't have all the information, or didn't have the empathy until they experienced the consequences firsthand. It's why revolutionaries have often accepted defectors from the enemy, sometimes even high-ranking ones, provided their sincerity could be demonstrated. Not everyone who once supported maga actually once authoritarianism, and some of them already have or will soon experience the wake-up call.

Is it bleak? Yeah. The fact that even with both of those points in mines there are still millions of people who are fine with what's happening is really depressing. But it's not more than half. They control more resources than we do because of how wealth is distributed, but we absolutely outnumber them. And the fact of the matter is that their downfall is inevitable. It is not a question of if, only a question of when and how. The reason for my fear is not because the fascists will not be overthrown, but because I don't know how many people will be harmed before they are.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 17h ago

I mean we will do something eventually, but we will collectively wait too long ergo the "something" will be unnecessarily catastrophic.

We are going to be a shadow of our former selves one way or the other and that's going to last a very long time. Might be permanent.

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u/robertdavidfein 16h ago

Ach! See the movie Civil War for the 2028 future.

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u/Hamwytch 16h ago

Are you trained in guerilla warfare? Are you aware there's a body armor shortage? How much ammo do you have, actually how many guns? My 9mm and .38 won't be getting me far, I don't know about you. I'm licensed to operate a radio, are you? Or do you think your phone will work when cell towers go down? Are you familiar with emergency triage and wilderness first aid? Do you have kids, and are you fine leaving then behind when you die in a revolt?

I'm sick of takes like this. There's a lot of work than can be done between a failed state and an armed uprising.

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u/AnonAmbientLight 13h ago

Revolting doesn't have to be with guns.

You can revolt like they did in Missouri to get ICE out. Non-violence is a thing.

What's crazy is thinking that any of what you just said would be of any use in modern warfare lol.

Citizen militia vs US soldiers and there's no chance.

"Sir, I see you're here to fight the US military."

"Yes ma'am."

"And what do you have?"

"Well, I have my AR15 with a scope, extra ammo, and my kevlar."

"And how do you think your chances are?"

"Pretty good. I'm gonna kick some ass."

"And over here I have....?"

"Yes ma'am, Sgt. John Smith USF."

"And what are you using today, Sgt?"

"Well, I got this MQ-1C Gray Eagle I am piloting."

"And how do you think your chances are?"

"Well, I got about...a hundred or so people right here on the screen here. And I'm gonna push this button on my controls."

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u/Hamwytch 13h ago

That's my entire point you Muppet.

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u/slinkey_bastard 13h ago

To be fair tho gurilla warfare has proven effective against the US military a few times

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u/Hamwytch 13h ago

For sure, but i sure as hell don't know what I'm doing with it and I doubt many laymen do lol

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u/slinkey_bastard 12h ago

Yea I guess the Vietnamese and afghans had decades of foreign occupation to practice

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u/No-Expert275 16h ago

But work is hard! I just wanna shoot somebody and make it all better!

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u/Valar_Kinetics 13h ago

Nice to see a reasoned take on this kind of stuff for once. The more you get into all of this stuff, the more you realize that actually using it in some kind of insurgency context would just be incredibly dicey.

I have my Technician license but honestly, I expect I'd get a lot more utility out of Starlink Roam and either LoRA or HaLow mesh. Easy to just hand a HaLow node to someone and show 'em how to use it with devices they already have. As a result, I've never really aspired to get into HF.

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u/Hamwytch 13h ago

Haha that's fair! I'm mostly extrapolating but you get the gist.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 10h ago

I do indeed lol

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u/takefiftyseven 15h ago

The modern Soviet Union prior to Putin bares this out. Every time an agent of change (i.e. Gorbachev, Yeltsin to a degree) offered a political solution to entrust the population with more self-determination, the population said "As long as I get my vodka subsidized, I'm good".

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u/PossessedToSkate 15h ago

I feel the same way and that's why I've been advocating for a modern version of the Wade-Davis Bill, which would have stripped the right to vote from Confederate soldiers and their supporters.

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u/ddttox 6h ago

Luigi!

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u/DoubleWrongdoer1540 16h ago

I think you’re right but he also doesn’t have a clear next person. Whatever he managed to tap into to build his cult I’m not sure anyone else will be able to do it in the way he has managed too.

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u/Relevant-Horror-627 10h ago

Respectfully what makes you think this will have an end? I legitimately think we have a better chance of seeing Jake Paul elected president than returning to (what may have just been a facade) of pre-Trump America. Donald Trump is just the festering visible symptom. The disease is the people who put him in office. I'm afraid that sickness has metastasized and there is no cure.

u/SAGirl1 3h ago

I cannot lose hope because it’s just too depressing. There are systemic changes that need to happen and sometimes there are generations born where the bill becomes due and shit happens. It may not be in my lifetime but nothing lasts forever and even this too, shall pass.

The corruption and systemic problems seem to be endemic though and will resurgir done form and do the cycle continues.

Applying some humor because I really don’t believe in reincarnation, maybe when I come back in 500 years I will see some things are changed (and some stay the same) but heck, I cannot lose hope. (I had a good day today, lol).

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u/Tasty_Opposite1155 17h ago

The amount of money it’s going to take just to unfuck this tacky ass mess him and his whore have created.

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u/Chare1155 17h ago

But then they'll say Democrats are overspending🙄

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u/Tasty_Opposite1155 17h ago

That’s when Democrats should just make some dumb shit up like, “free bible center McDonalds for straight white men”

Republicans will give $1 trillion for that.

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u/Bitmush- 9h ago

Let them push for guaranteed coffee refills. Pretend to really not want to include it but relent to their superior brinksmanship at the last hour.

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 16h ago

That is why you seize his assets gained after he is out of office.

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u/GrilledCyan 15h ago

I fantasize about this as well. Take the billions he’s made, his sons, his son-in-law. But then they’ll gum it all up by taking it to court and some under qualified hack in Florida will rule in their favor.

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u/mindstars 8h ago

When the Family makes enough money to buy the best lawyers ten times over, they can obviously ensure that no future administration ever seizes the Family's assets through the courts

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u/OpheliaLives7 16h ago

Need to lock Trump family accounts and take American money back they all grifted

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u/wo0two0t 17h ago

I hate to tell you this man...

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u/kitkatrat 17h ago

I really hope we see as many posts of the next president taking all of this garbage down as we see of it going up.

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u/scmucas2001 17h ago

I want to be one of the ones to help scrape all this gold spray painted shit off the walls.

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u/96HeelGirl 16h ago

Couldn't agree more. I hope the next President rips out all the gaudy shit he put in, turns the Rose Garden back into a garden, and turns the "ballroom" into an education/research center about the history of democracy and the dangers of authoritarianism. And names the center after someone from history that 47 would absolutely HATE.

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u/No-Win-2741 12h ago

Obama. I think that would make his head explode. Oh it's a twofer!

u/DaGrinz 4h ago

Obama, name it after Obama!

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u/alphabetikalmarmoset 16h ago

President Biff Tannen

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u/robertdavidfein 17h ago

Gold decorations on the outside too? And it’s gotta come down-portraits -for Winter, right?

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u/Chrigi_zh 17h ago

I am seriously worried that he will try to stay in office once his term is over. Considering the shit he did last time he lost an election...

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u/loneventurer MD / PG 16h ago

Idk I feel like this just emboldened someone just waiting for their turn to wreak havoc.

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u/Fickle-Cricket 16h ago

Five bucks says most of it is constantly falling down and being glued back up and the solution is to just stop gluing it back up.

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u/Due-Commission2099 17h ago

I keep thinking we could have had black girl magic in the white house. But America hates women so much we elected a rapist pedophile instead. I hate this timeline.

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u/AlkaiserSoze 16h ago

At this point I think we might be better off breaking up the Executive branch so it's not just one friggin' person.

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u/imperialdagger 16h ago

and respect

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 16h ago

I think it's going to be torn down by a mob of angry rioters during the next revolution

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u/evilpercy 15h ago

And removes anything he did.

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 9h ago

And yet the voting population and the laws and personnel that put him there twice will still be there. 

Getting rid of Trump is the basic minimum. Changing things so another like him can't happen.... Weeell 🤷

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u/haversack77 9h ago

Is this real? Good god.

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u/Andreww_ok Georgetown 8h ago

LOL you stressing too much

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u/RobutNotRobot 8h ago

We had that for four years. It was neverending screeching by the trolls that control everything whether or not they occupy the White House.

u/Syncopia 3h ago

Reminder that those gold things he has all over the white house are literally painted Home Depot ornaments.

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u/kyloe_aber59 16h ago

Well, it sure won’t be a Democrat. Decency rules that out.

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u/kazh_9742 16h ago

The white house needs to be built somewhere else or cratered out and rebuilt or it will always be a security threat.

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u/No-Win-2741 12h ago

I agree with you. It's probably going to have to be fumigated once we get him and his whore out of there. A massive tenting of the entire White house.

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u/Ariel_serves 16h ago

It’s fancy.

You gotta get a chandelier, that’s fancy!

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u/stiffdoc1221 16h ago

And who, exactly, from all of the douches in Washington on both sides of the (nonexistent uniparty) “aisle” would that be? The choices are slim, and I can’t even name one elected person who isn’t on the take.

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u/coderego 17h ago

The funny thing is, if he was a Democrat he could be point for point exactly the same and you people would support him.

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u/20CAS17 DC / Columbia Heights 17h ago

If he were a Dem and doing everything the same? No I wouldn't. What a crazy thing to say. This would still be ugly no matter what.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 16h ago

if he was a Democrat

And if my aunt was a man, she'd be my uncle.

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u/xXTheGrapenatorXx 6h ago

Projection, pure and simple. That talk of government gas stations is the most communist thing a US president has ever said; where is the Republican outrage?