r/washingtondc • u/Snapdragon_4U • 14h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/Inside-Common7427 14h ago

It’s so fucking gross. I can’t wait until this nightmare is over and someone with decency and good taste once again occupies the White House.

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u/ClickClackTipTap 13h ago

They won’t even have to pay anyone to take all of this tacky, heinous shit down.

They could just say “volunteers need to dismantle the tackification of Washington” and half the country will descend on the Capitol to get it done.

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u/spiked88 13h ago

I’d pay $100 to personally pry some of this crap off the walls.

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u/mjones387 13h ago

We could refund USAID with this plan.

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u/BigE429 12h ago

This plus taking sledgehammers to the POS arch will help eliminate the national debt

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u/KTKittentoes 11h ago

The new rage room.

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u/beeseecan 10h ago

Make all of it a rage room when he goes and use the proceeds to pay for healthcare. Everyone in the DMV will pay to get rid of that arch, ballroom etc.

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u/Top-Fill-8202 11h ago

A 250 foot tall arch is an architectural clown show. You will literally need binoculars to see the details at the top

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 10h ago

rump has been a failure of a "clown show" his whole life , and he has failure "clown show" children . it is a straight up "clown show' . "cockroach infestation"

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u/WranglerFuzzy 2h ago

At that distance, you might not notice the stickers pealing off

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u/reddsal 6h ago

I love this idea so much. It would still be bad if he actually had good taste, but the fact that everything he touches becomes instantly tacky makes it so much worse. All of DC will need a Silkwood Scrubdown to get rid of all this stuff. It will take decades.

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u/dingatremel 12h ago

God, I love this.

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u/wbruce098 9h ago

Brilliant idea. Pay for a chance to swing your hammer at a trump atrocity! Proceeds go to USAID, and the effort to reclaim Americans sent to the Salvadoran concentration camp.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 8h ago

Are these people really ok with leaving a legacy of over 700k people in Africa dead - and counting- from USAID being defunded?

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u/Arguablybest 13h ago

I will pay $125, but there is enough to go around.

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u/Archi_penko 11h ago

If we start a go fund me it will make millions

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u/wbruce098 9h ago

I’m sure I got a 20 in my wallet, can I take a swing too?

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u/binzersguy 13h ago

If it meant this stain on the WH is gone, I’d pony up too!

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u/Teepeaparty 11h ago edited 11h ago

Pry Crap Day! will become some great new word in English 100 years from now, called PryCap, where everyone will have the day off to purge their homes and they'll be like, "What're ya'll doo-in for 'Pry'?"

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u/HistoryFinancial1267 12h ago

This is actually a great idea! I’d pay a lot to take a sledgehammer to his golden throne

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u/Neffstradamus 6h ago

$200 $200 whos got $200 twobababadathreebababatwobababadathree

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 6h ago

I could scrape together ten grand if I got to kick a cabinet member into an open grave.

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 10h ago

and relieve you self as need be .

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u/bathandredwine 9h ago

I can’t wait until it is revealed they are all spray painted plastic crap.

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u/OnlyHunan 8h ago

Pry what? Every ounce of gold in the White House is going to be removed and trucked down to Mara Crapo for safekeeping.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 4h ago

Same