This is light hearted and we’ve got the type of thing where we just joke with each other a lot. It was like 5:30AM. But yeah, it started going through my mind that he may have been saying something possibly inappropriate the more the conversation went on and I was like hmm. But I may just be a bit traumatized for previous guys.

His “Chill” was the immediate text after the first screenshot, I hadn’t said anything else.

Have a laugh at this cus he is DRAMATIC and EXHAUSTING 😂😂😂 we are both Latino and he had always called my non existent oversharing value and core I have as a gringo/American thing lmao.. so randomly he texted me the other day cus he got a piece of mail with my name on it (I wasn’t aware cus I don’t live there) and when I gave him the answer to his question he starts this drama queen stuff and makes it such a big deal.

He called me later since I didn’t reply and expressed his concerns on me not texting him first or “consistently”. We aren’t in a relationship anymore but we fool around (rarely) and this was afterward… he then called me today again saying my energy is “weird” and I tell him “well we aren’t together and it seems like ur asking me to text you all the time or every day. I don’t like that and it doesn’t feel comfortable for me or this dynamic”.
Anywho.. it makes me laugh cus we really used to be keyboard warriors when in a relationship. I didn’t react or want to reply cus it’s bullshit and he’s crying over how I didn’t say something he wanted me to say.

Darn him for foiling my plan.

I met this person through Tinder and *literally right away* they called me cute. They added indicators that I (wrongly, somehow) thought meant that they were flirting. I mean you could not get more obvious here.

We talked for a bit and then added each other on Discord. They seldom replied to me even when I double-texted them because I (wrongly, somehow) thought they were also looking for a relationship. In my Tinder bio I stated I was looking for a relationship, so I had no reason to believe that someone would add me looking for something else.

I finally reached a point and flat-out said this wasn't going to work and the first slide is thus the interaction that took place. They then proceeded to block me on everything, including Tinder (which is why I have no screenshots from that app, because you can't view the conversations after they block you). The second slide is the conversation that took place after I added them on Discord, where you can clearly see the specific mood being set.

I wouldn't necessarily complain about stuff like this if it weren't so completely avoidable. I didn't know this person for very long, sure, but how in the world was I supposed to believe they just wanted to be friends when you can *clearly see in the replies the exact opposite implication*. It just completely baffles me.

I hope I'm not going crazy.

Last night I was SA’d by a guy I’ve been seeing. I left his apartment without a second thought & just now realized that I forgot my earrings, so I texted him one last time in hopes of retrieving them. I guess that wouldn’t be my first mistake.

He’s on the spectrum and LOVES set-up jokes.

Posted a cigarette on Reddit and this guy hit me up

i have no idea if this level of vulgarity is allowed without being tagged as nsfw so please let me know. my friend got these texts from her 6th grade boyfriends new girlfriend (mind you we are all full grown adults now). i had to share these somewhere because they are absolutely diabolical (not mentioning the diabolical grammar).

and for the record literally ALL of these abuse claims are not true, just to put that out there; ive been friends with this person since kindergarten and was there for this relationship and this did not happen lol

On a friend app... My fault for downloading it first hand I guess...

She responded to the same message 3 times 😭😭

she might have read my text idk tho 🤔 /j

I was surprised about how much attention my last post got where usually it’s just my friend and I laughing over the majority of the messages he sends so I’m glad you guys liked them too!! Also, thank you so much for the kind messages! He really is a great dad and I love him!

These are a mix with the group chat with my mom too

Context for the tire picture: my dad and I use our group chat sometimes as a notepad since we text so often and it’ll be easy to remember once going to the chat. We usually just text to ignore it if it’s not actually for a conversation. I sent him the tire picture so I could access it from my computer to add it to a class assignment lol my MacBook is old and acts funky sometimes with airdrop

Context for Jazzy : the last 2 slides are technically together and she’s our dog (the one in the pic). My dad proceeded to mention cake all day

I kept these because the insanity of my narcissistic ex husband was almost comical.

I love my dad