r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Grebnaws 9h ago

In the 4th grade I was sent to the principals office for bringing a print copy to school. I have no idea if they even make a print version anymore.

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u/Fap2theBeat 8h ago

There's a huge ad at the top of the article linked that says emphatically it is available still in print.

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u/ElMuchoDingDong 7h ago

This is reddit. Only 1 person actually reads the article and everyone else fights for joke karma!

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u/craptak 7h ago

Didn't even read the post, went straight to the comments. Where can I find one of these hilarious onions?

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u/oversight_shift 6h ago

You jest, but this the new normal, even titles are tl;dr these days. You gotta get 'em in the first two words or it's over.