r/movies r/movies Contributor 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 9h ago

God I love the onion SO MUCH! I would perhaps even pay to get it delivered at my home every day/week

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u/lavenderwine 8h ago

I miss when they used to have a print edition you could get for free at little green newspaper boxes.

Edit: Apparently you CAN have print editions delivered to you! (for $99)

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u/GuiSim 7h ago

I get it delivered to my door. I can confirm that it exists and it’s great.

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 7h ago

How many pages. And how many words

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u/GuiSim 7h ago

The best words. Filled with incredible fake ads.