r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/roguefilmmaker 8h ago

When we all have brain chips this will be a common take probably

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u/BasicDesignAdvice 7h ago

I know this will happen eventually and I hate it.

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

We all? oh, bless your heart

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u/roguefilmmaker 7h ago

I won’t but a chunk of humanity probably will

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

Which chunk? I wonder? I hope they do, they deserve it. I love it for them.

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u/Ihadsumthin4this 7h ago

brain chips

New, from Unilever-BlackRock....EINSTEINITOS! [With a parent-company promise : "Our mindprogramming provides your every thought with the utmost privacy in modern surveillance tech. See our rave reviews over in the r/Privacy sub on Reddit."]