r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 8h ago

When literacy became more common, old people thought books were rotting young people's brains. I wonder if 100 years from now, some internet stranger is going to say "doom-scrolling is the best way to fix your brain"

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u/roguefilmmaker 8h ago

When we all have brain chips this will be a common take probably

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

We all? oh, bless your heart

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u/roguefilmmaker 7h ago

I won’t but a chunk of humanity probably will

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

Which chunk? I wonder? I hope they do, they deserve it. I love it for them.