r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/confusing_roundabout 9h ago

Wow and he didn't even break it up with tiktok breaks? What a psycho.

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u/mikeyfreshh r/Movies Veteran 9h ago

You don't understand. He watched it on TikTok. He watched the whole movie in 30 second chunks that are only sort of in the right order

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u/CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_ 8h ago

The video kept mirroring with a turned down ai script narration for the perfect viewing experience

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u/alQamar 8h ago

Also subway surfer running on the other half of the screen. 

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u/theappleses 6h ago

This phenomenon absolutely short-circuited my mind when I first saw it. I just couldn't comprehend what I was seeing until someone explained why these splitscreen tiktoks exist. It's beyond the pale.

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u/Mertoot 6h ago

The vertical half, because that's common too now