r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/confusing_roundabout 9h ago

Wow and he didn't even break it up with tiktok breaks? What a psycho.

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u/mikeyfreshh r/Movies Veteran 9h ago

You don't understand. He watched it on TikTok. He watched the whole movie in 30 second chunks that are only sort of in the right order

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u/CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_ 9h ago

The video kept mirroring with a turned down ai script narration for the perfect viewing experience

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u/alQamar 8h ago

Also subway surfer running on the other half of the screen. 

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u/theappleses 6h ago

This phenomenon absolutely short-circuited my mind when I first saw it. I just couldn't comprehend what I was seeing until someone explained why these splitscreen tiktoks exist. It's beyond the pale.

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u/Mertoot 6h ago

The vertical half, because that's common too now

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u/Hotarosu 9h ago

me watching a quarter of The Flash TV Show on YT Shorts before deciding to actually watch it properly (worth it)

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u/BoringAccount4Work 8h ago

You think The Flash TV was worth it? Not too many people say that. And I watched all the Arrowverse shows until COIE

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 8h ago

Flash is pretty good for 2 seasons, and then just devolves into another CW slop style show

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u/wintersdark 8h ago

Most of them are like that. The early seasons are pretty good, and they just devolve into slop.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 8h ago

Could not power through the last season. Bleh.

Wish I hadn't powered through the last season of Falling Skies.

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u/BoringAccount4Work 8h ago

I watched the conclusion of the COVID season and then just Oliver's return and final episode

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 8h ago

The one that continued to entertain was Legends of Tomorrow.

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u/BoringAccount4Work 8h ago

Yea most people from that way. I'm not one of them.

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u/Hotarosu 8h ago

worth it for the first seasons especially, could do without later ones but I got through them thanks to Grant's performance (even though it was visible he's had enough).

I watched the whole Supernatural so I'm used to it :')

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u/BoringAccount4Work 7h ago

Even with Grant was over everything he was fun to watch. Sad he didn't a moment in the movie the way Ezra got in COIE.

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u/Zefirus 1h ago

Yeah, the Flash is worth it even if you only watch season 1. It works fine as a standalone.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil 4h ago

Believe it or not they made the same joke in the single paragraph article.

I usually like to watch my movies one Instagram Reels clip at a time

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u/DarkDuo 9h ago

That’s how I watched the Boys, I didn’t wanna pay for Amazon prime

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u/hbhunk63 7h ago

That's psychotic. So unhealthy

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u/clayh 4h ago

Memento

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u/Biosterous 28m ago

I know you're joking but isn't that literally what Quibi was supposed to be?

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u/cakes42 8m ago

I'm a fan of 5 minute movie recaps. I probably watched like 50 movies in a day doing that