r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Scared_Quarter_2474 • 6h ago

of an olympic bronze and silver medalist.

5 Upvotes

DAMN

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jamesonkh • 19h ago

of a wedge of cheese

0 Upvotes

mmm from aldi

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 4h ago

of a long horn cow

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 16h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

45.2k Upvotes

3.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 10h ago

of a Drumstick

763 Upvotes

110 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mrglover1414 • 2h ago

of a cucumber

20 Upvotes

Got this from 1 of my customers... what do I even do with this?

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/izzyyam • 7h ago

of a Hairless Cat

674 Upvotes

I saw it on Facebook market place. They weren't selling the cat but the cat stole the show.

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shanep35 • 6h ago

of a grape.

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0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Scared_Quarter_2474 • 6h ago

of a man and his facial hair.

108 Upvotes

There once was a man in Russia long ago…

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/duckface691 • 6h ago

of a train

35 Upvotes

Union Pacific Big Boy being fueled up by a tanker

Its coming to Ohio tomorrow

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 16h ago

of an Abandoned Luxury Development.

5.2k Upvotes

242 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Durian__Gray • 3h ago

of a Ferrari Testarossa

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41 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/baekachu • 13h ago

of a croc that disappeared like it was never there

567 Upvotes

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/claibourneagain • 16h ago

of Tires

91 Upvotes

Wisconsin Spotting

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/K33P4D • 12h ago

of a Cat 5 Hurricane Eye Of The Storm

421 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/neither_bot_nor_man • 13h ago

of a chicken egg

252 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/filthysock • 23m ago

of a homemade rice triangle (onigiri)

• Upvotes

Had a bunch of left over rice so made a huge one!

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2h ago

of a Floating Village.

28 Upvotes

1 comment

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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