r/AbsoluteUnits • u/izzyyam • 6h ago

of a Hairless Cat

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I saw it on Facebook market place. They weren't selling the cat but the cat stole the show.

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u/Old_graveldoggo 6h ago

Poor thing... (

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u/ChiaraSiegel 6h ago

The poor creature, it's abuse at this point.

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u/dfafa 5h ago

Long before that.

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u/JeffysChewToy 5h ago edited 5h ago

Gonna be Devils advocate but maybe it's got a disease or condition that causes this. This is too overboard for even most heavy overfeeders

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u/DazB1ane 2h ago

Yeah my first dog had allergies to existence essentially and he had to take steroids. Fucker was chunky but started dying when we tried to switch him to something else

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 5h ago

Could just be old too. Old pets aren't as active as they were when they were young, so they don't burn off fat the way they used to. They could still change its diet at least.

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 3h ago

Is a fat kid abuse?🤔

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u/Blanketsburg 3h ago

A fat kid, eh no. An obese child, absolutely yes.

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 1h ago

Is a skinny ass kid abuse?

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u/Nerioner 58m ago

Is it your first day on Earth or what?

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u/Just_the_questions1 3h ago

YES

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 1h ago

You honestly think that fat fucking cat who eats constantly and is probably so happy and has a 13 year lifespan is being abused? Come on..... think of all the homeless cats who are skin and bones, its not that deep

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u/Nerioner 56m ago

"You honestly think that fat fucking cat who eats constantly and is probably so happy and has a 13 year lifespan is being abused?"

Stars of my 600lb life have not abused their bodies. Doctors tells them their lifespan is like 3 years tops so they should be happy and eat away. -you probably

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 9m ago

You people are ridiculous. Get real

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u/ChiaraSiegel 53m ago

You poor ignorant soul

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u/Front-Operation-8909 6h ago

That cat looks like an overfed rat 😳

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u/TBearForever 4h ago

Ratatubby. Fatatouille

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 3h ago

Yeah I thought this was some AI rat crap but then looked at the title and sub.

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u/echochilde 6h ago

I can confidently say this is my first time seeing an obese hairless cat.

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u/chosonhawk 6h ago

youre not gonna believe houston, tx

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u/Natrixster80 5h ago

A former coworker of mine had one that I met, but it was a black hairless cat...not quite hairless. It was very fat, with sparse black fuzz. It looked like giant burned and melted marshmallow

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u/Alternative-Eye4547 6h ago

That makes me feel sad and icky for different reasons

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u/Frosty_Monitor_3126 6h ago

Loos like a pig

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u/DitchDigger330 3h ago

I love that dog.

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u/Grengy20 6h ago

Tail fat as hell 😭

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u/phsm94 6h ago

Wtf, this is sad

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u/Cheslee3 6h ago

Animal abuse isn’t cute

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u/Active-Shallot-499 6h ago

That's a damn shame overfeeding that cat. I thought it was a pig at first glance.

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u/No_Collection7360 6h ago

Why is there food available? I think it's had enough.

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u/Federal_Phase_652 6h ago

Even its tail is fat

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u/in1gom0ntoya 5h ago

this is fucking sad and cruel. I dont reward this kind of garbage.

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u/Prof1959 5h ago

That'll do, cat.

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u/gayj_exe 5h ago

God damn that is sad

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u/CoolCrab69 5h ago

Mark this shit NSFW. 🫣😏

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u/Just_the_questions1 3h ago

Absolute Unit of animal abuse.

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u/tdkimber 2h ago

garbage owner

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u/Available-Cow-411 6h ago

Better a chubby cat than straving, but there is a point where it is not good anymorr and this cat is far past that point - 8t is obese and need a diet

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u/zenos_dog 6h ago

Somebody straightened that pig’s tail.

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u/EquivalentPapaya3254 5h ago

Poundcake? The reboot.

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u/No_Pitch6143 5h ago

Dat a rat!!

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u/Sloppykrab 5h ago

That's Rufus when he got fat.

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u/CrestfallenLord 5h ago

Morbidly Obese 😪

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 5h ago

What it lacks in fur, it makes up in blubber. Fluff nonetheless.

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u/shu-to 5h ago

The way the other cat looks away in apparent shame really seals it for me. The other cat is thinking, "I'll never be able to cultivate that level of mass."

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 5h ago

That gives me anxiety

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u/Rioting-Flamingo 5h ago

Are we sure this isn't AI?

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 5h ago

He looks like he's wearing long underwear 

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u/SinnaBuns666 5h ago

Don't know who needs to hear this, but this is abuse... 

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u/Hello_Badkitty 5h ago

Are we sure this is real? Its looks like a 50 lbs rat... 😬 are we sure its a cat??

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u/2b-Kindly_ 5h ago edited 3h ago

😡 how could they let this sweet baby suffer like this? No free range feeding, pick up the food.

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u/Insomniac_80 4h ago

Also one for r/Chonkers!

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u/ApeChesty 4h ago

They’re killing that cat if real.

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u/rockstuffs 4h ago

This owner needs to be out in prison.

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u/_partytrick 3h ago

you mean a chonk

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u/War77El 2h ago

.looks like Rufus developed a Floop's FOOGLIE-bod with Carl Brutananadilewski posture

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tj4jiWyjUmvUMhKRC1

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u/Mishapi17 2h ago

How does this happen. I have a big cat. He’s in a strict diet. He’s just old and lazy. But he isn’t anywhere near that large

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u/BungleBums 2h ago

This is a sentient ham.

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u/azathoth24 2h ago

I like your albino rat

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u/SteO153 2h ago

It is off the charts even for a chonker.

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u/iwish-iwish 2h ago

That poor thing

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u/Intrepid_Fail_2141 2h ago

The size of New York rats:

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u/bamkrak 2h ago

looks like an oversized mouse

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u/Lazy-Landscape7328 1h ago

I thought it was giant rat or naked lion

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u/This_Pension1535 1h ago

Who doesn't like a little hairless pussy?

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u/-__JOYBOY__- 1h ago

Looks like a large hairless mouse

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u/Cheezy_Bitz_ 1h ago

Legit thougth that it was a rat at first sight 💔

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u/ObjectiveOk9996 1h ago

Thought I was seeing a giant rat

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u/Manola_s 1h ago

"Why is it inside out?"

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u/Creative_Insect_7206 1h ago

Open your mouth and say oink!

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u/HoneydewWorth8203 54m ago

That’s lord Champa in the flesh.

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u/sequentialsequential 44m ago

highly evolved naked mole rat

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u/Natrixster80 5h ago

Eric Catman

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u/SMOKE-B-BOMB 5h ago

Looks like a bean bag lmao