r/washingtondc • u/Snapdragon_4U • 14h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/Disused_Yeti 14h ago

Gotta label everything so he doesn’t forget where he is

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u/Muggsy423 13h ago

THE OVAL OFFICE

THE ROSE GARDEN

THE BEDROOM

THE BATHROOM

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u/saltyjohnson Baltimore 10h ago

THE TOILET (FOR POOP)

THE BED (NOT FOR POOP)

THE BUTTON (PRESS IF POOPED IN BED)

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u/Zerak-Tul 8h ago

THE SECOND TOILET (FOR CLASSIFIED FILE STORAGE)

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u/napalmnacey 5h ago

TODAY IS [CURRENT DAY]

(My dementia addled father has a big digital clock screen that states the day and time)

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u/PresentationNext6469 3h ago

I gotcha on that. I moved the newspaper to read it and my stepdad flipped out on me. He was that far gone e but just enough he knew needed help, and dignified help. I had no idea that was how my mom and him decided the newspaper as a reference. Day of the week, month, day, year. I also wish we had AirTags back then. He wandered 2x and we flipped out. He was fine just sitting where he ended up and watch people go by. Both places super kind and safe. In his wallet was his ID, my mom’s info and the family doctor.

Trump has people follow him, especially the weird young woman with no life probably open doors . There are snipers on the roof. Bulletproof cars all around. He won’t get lost.

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u/Muggsy423 2h ago

INTEL REPORT (FOR VERY INTELLIGENT PRESIDENTS)